JESSE SLAPPYWAG (B.O.P)

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  • JESSE SLAPPYWAG (B.O.P)

  • 28 / Male
  • Bath, Southwest, UK
  • Last Login: 11/30/2009

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Interests

  • General

    music, photography, cooking, drinking, clubbing, gigs, festivals, free parties, djing, chocolate, pizza, motorsport, tattoos, piercings, lots of cuddles, sexy girls, sexy girls, SEXY GIRLS!









  • Music



    Punk, ska, metal, rock n roll, industrial, electro, drum n bass, dirty dark techno - Guns N Roses, hanoi rocks, motley crue, capdown, the prodigy, manic street preachers, portishead, gallows, rolling stones, groove armada, david bowie, squarepusher, the distillers, goldfrapp, queen adreena, alexisonfire, rage against the machine, bauhaus, the pixies, anti-flag, rise against, the suicide machines, alec empire, faster pussycat, sublime, nofx, pirates drop anchor, atari teenage riot, downset, rancid, voodoo glow skulls, less than jake, fear factory, sick of it all, pitchshifter, sex pistols, rocket from the crypt, big d and the kids table, tsunami bomb, zombie girl, rachel stamp, bouncing souls, madness, the specials, my ruin, the casualties, reel big fish, thrice, no doubt, offspring, the filaments, guttermouth, the damned, comeback kid, ac/dc, led zeppelin, jimi hendrix, queen, velvet revolver, marilyn manson, combichrist, red hot chili peppers, daisy chainsaw, dead kennedys, 7 crowns, goldie, the kinks, new order, mad caddies, uk subs, refused, the dwarves, metallica, jools holland, did i mention Guns N Roses?!





    this thing makes i laugh!








  • Movies

    Snatch / Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels / Forest Gump / Empire Records / Freddy Got Fingered / Suburbia / This Is England / Sid & Nancy / Clueless / Easy Rider / Death Proof / Bugsy Malone / Waynes World / Party Monster / Bill & Ted / Aladdin / The Goonies / Willow / Human Traffic / Labyrinth / Bad Taste blah blah blah
  • Television

    Nathan Barley, The Mighty Boosh, Invader Zim, Hollyoaks, Red Dwarf, Only Fools & Horses, Cow & Chicken, Mythbusters, Beavis & Butthead, Miami Ink, L.A Ink, Pimp My Ride...






  • Books

    I don't read much but the Red Dwarf books kick ass and Mr Men and Where The Wild Things Are and anything with lots of pictures! oh and Sugarape magazine





  • Heroes

    Gwen Stefani


    Kat Von D


    John Lydon


    Izzy Stradlin


    Slash


    Duff McKagan


    Axl Rose


    Keith Flint


    Superted


    Angus Young


    Sid Vicious


    Tommy Lee


    Freddie Mercury


    Adrian Edmonson & Rik Mayall


    Baby Punk


    Mark & Lard


    Jimi Hendrix


    Jamie Hyneman & Adam Savage


    Jagermeister


    Ayrton Senna

    Katie-Jane Garside


    Winona Ryder


    Sean Bean


    Banksy - fuckin genius!


    David Jason

Details

  • Status: In a Relationship
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Bath, UK
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 6' 5"
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Occupation: Jack of all trades

Blurbs

About me:

Don't try to add me unless you know me! Mummy always told me not to talk to strangers and I only add people I actually know/have met. And no friend requests from shitty bands either thanks.

♦ ♣ ♥ ♠

"Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me!"

♦ ♣ ♥ ♠

I am Jesse / Jaiber / Slappywag / Jessechops. I live in Bath which is pretty cool, but pretty shit at the same time. This town is too small and the night life sucks ass unless you like chavvy clubs full of Vicky Pollards. I love to party - a lot. Dunno what to say really. Most of my interests are scattered around this page so check it out. I love music and DJ in various pubs & clubs around Bristol & Bath, mostly playing punk, ska, hardcore, screamo, metal, industrial etc. I do the odd bit of modelling from time to time when I can be arsed and if the money is right! My friends mean the world to me and I love you all, especially my beautiful girlfriend Suzie :) x Check out www.myspace.com/bathpyratepunxuk we put on monthly live music shows in Bath. Pretty much the only thing worth going to around here! Oh, and DISCORD, of course. Every Wednesday at PoNaNa. But you already knew that.







**I LOVE**
Guns N Roses
punk rock
ebay
my amazing friends
The Chris Moyles show
beer
cadburys creme eggs
donner kebabs
cheese
mythbusters
owls
monkeys
polar bears
pizza
indian food
jagermeister
chilli sauce
hollyoaks
sexy girls
invader zim
Nathan Barley
body mods
teeside tintin
festivals
free parties
cuddles
the 80's
gwen stefani
Kinder Maxi bars
Kinder Hippo's
more cuddles!







*I HATE*
religion - its bollocks. its all about science
being so shy
chavs
marmite
cheating whores
pikey dogs
girls who wear too much makeup
boys who wear too much makeup
fishy things
traffic jams
racists
people who eat with their gob open
nazi punks
Corsham
red wine
having a small dick
fake titties, eew!
stupid little handbag dogs

hairy lady bits.
eew, its just sick & wrong!








All because of you I haven't slept in so long,
when I do I dream of drowning in the ocean,
longing for the shore where I can lay my head down
inside these arms of yours,

All because of you I believe in angels,
not the kind with wings,
no not the kind with halos,
the kind that bring you home
when home becomes a strange place,
I'll follow your voice,
all you have to do is shout it out...








Who I'd like to meet:

sexy lush people, but no twats thank you!

and these girls....






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  • Nov 25 2009 1:55 AM





  • Nov 21 2009 7:48 PM

    you comin out to play knobhead?! x

  • Nov 9 2009 8:48 AM








  • Nov 3 2009 9:41 AM

    Hey dude, hows it going?
    love lolly
    xxxx
  • Oct 22 2009 12:16 AM











  • Oct 20 2009 10:54 PM

  • Oct 17 2009 6:53 PM

    heeeellllllooooooo :) so when am i getting this visit eh?
     lol
    hows u been since we last spoke? london is going great! meh one of my favourite designers today and made an ass of myself in front of him lol yays!!
    working my butt off this year as i have no distractions :D
    having a house party tomorrow :D you have an invite of course, lol but somehow i doubt theres much point in telling you that, as i am miles and miles away!! miss yooou!
  • Oct 1 2009 12:52 AM

    innaaaat!!!!! alls good, mate. good to hear ya.
  • Sep 9 2009 11:31 AM

    PUNK! >:) Miss EWE! xxx
  • Aug 21 2009 9:47 AM

    nice one mate, im so glad you like it! see you soon!
  • Jul 23 2009 9:16 PM

    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
  • Jul 18 2009 10:20 AM

    wellll i know a walrus that well is gonna rape you
    ;)
    yeah
    xxxxx
  • Jul 17 2009 5:55 PM

    And the nose doesn't really appear to be getting better,still bleeding and still can't breathe with it.Thank you for asking though, youwishyouhadtamponsupyournose face.

    Xxxxxx
  • Jul 17 2009 5:53 PM

    Ok there's me writing you a nice feel good message and you turn around and say that to me!
    Well fuck you!

    Xxxxx
  • Jul 17 2009 3:35 PM

    Love you.

    Xxxxxx
  • Jul 14 2009 9:01 AM

    NEW VENUE - PORTER BUTT IN BATH!!!!
  • Jul 8 2009 9:06 PM

    Hey you just wondering how you are?...... hope all is fine and dandy me darlin xxx
  • Jul 7 2009 11:36 AM

    you a silly jesse. you defo not a beast!
    it should be walrus face and the prince, or something 
    yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh :)
    you to sexy and hansom to be a hairy monsterrr
    i love youuuu
    xxxxxxx
  • Jun 17 2009 3:27 PM

    hi mate cheers for accepting, its sam (bexi's man), made some chilling trip-hop tunes with harps and stuff, give us a listen if that tickles your fancy!

    peace!
  • Jun 17 2009 1:10 PM

    you out tonight smelly? :P xxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Jun 11 2009 12:38 PM

    Oioi bum fluff! I am comin to ze Bath area again on 28th so if you're around the few days after I will get my ass over to visit you! MWAH! xxxxxxx
  • Jun 1 2009 7:36 PM

    Whale Wars and Mythbusters?!
    Is that what's on tonight that you seemed so excited about?! Ha.

    Xxxxxx
  • May 20 2009 4:30 PM

    hey there lovely. i'm guessing u went to TG, did u have fun? i was going to go. shorn was going to give me free tickets to both the nights, but i failed! :( such a shame, wish i had. i'm just to unorganised. i'm bck in bath soon mi'love, so i better get lots and lots of cuddles!!!
    love xxxx
  • May 18 2009 4:19 PM

    Hey! I didn't go to TG in the end, had an ice cream eating competition and played poker instead! Did you venture o there? Any good? When I saw you last in there I thought it was too packed......

    I always forget I have a myspaz, you got a facebook? xxx
  • May 17 2009 12:12 PM

    Love you.

    Hope you had fun at Torture Garden!

    Xxxxxx