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Puppytron 5000

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  • Puppytron 5000

  • 58 / Male
  • BROOKLYN, New York, US
  • Last Login: 6/24/2009

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Interests

  • General

    MYSPACE (OMFG!!LOL!!), bones, naps, futuristic technologies, sniffing bottoms, wet food, table scraps, new smells, finding sarah connor

  • Music

    Blorx and the Grxxxtmmpts. Benny Jetfoot. The Ginormo Spacemonster Orchestra. Oh, sorry, none of those musicians are even BORN yet. Well-from your time - mostly futuristic stuff like Oingo Boingo, Depeche Mode, The Thompson Twins, Animotion, old school Ministry, Uncle Monsterface, David Bowie, Devo, Taco, Math the Band, the Pet Shop Boys, Erasure. I like a lot of really high-pitched noises, too! WOOF!And Queen is pretty awesome, especially the soundtrack to Flash Gordon. You can't get that anywhere in the future.

  • Movies

    Terminator, Terminator 2, Buck Rogers, Best In Show, Flash Gordon, Total Recall, Star Trek III, Babe: Pig in the City

  • Television

    In the future, we have machines that record programs and play them back for you so that you can watch any show whenever you'd like! But I've said too much... And also I like The Jetsons and Firefly because they remind me of home. AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • Books

    Harlan Ellison. Charles Scultz. Clifford D. Simak. Poky Puppy.

  • Heroes

    TOM from MYSPACE
    Balka, Laika, and Strelka, SPACE DOGS!

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: The Future
  • Orientation: Not Sure
  • Height: 0' 1"
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Scientologist
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes

Blurbs

About me:

woof! FROM THE FUTURE! there are futuristic pictures of me on sale here!
Marty's Sock Puppet Portrait Online Emporium

In the future, barking is the new opera, and you will have many wonderful and splendid discoveries and gadgets at your disposal such as: telephones with no cords; carbonated beverages; and horseless horses! Being that I am from the future, I am a dog who is also an expert at Myspace. This is due in no small part to the fact that (woof!), in the future, Myspace has replaced not only the electoral college, but also health care and the economy. As such, it was very much a 'hot button' campaign item when I ran for Supreme Overlord of the Nineteen Infinite...but I've already said too much.

ARF! Now that I have joined you here in the past, in addition to keeping myself in check and not revealing too much futuristic information so as to avoid changing the course of history, I also enjoy being walked in order to do my 'dirty business' and sniffing new friend's bottoms. This is actually an innovation from the past that I was unfamiliar with...

Who I'd like to meet:

ARF! WOOF!

anyone! hit me up! i'll totally leave you a comment! I AM AN EXPERT AT MYSPACE! ARF! WOOF!

Folks who are interested in pioneering futuristic technologies like boxes designed to brown bread slightly, small sticks that when struck upon agreeable surfaces create flames, and military software developers who'd like to make machines bred to become self aware. WOOF!

A responsible trainer would be cool, too, as I can't seem to stop peeing everywhere.

Balka. I've already met Laika and Strelka.

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Comments

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  • Lil' SmokeStack That Co…S d

    Jan 10 2008 11:11 PM

    These are also my new friends. Tila and Chubbs.


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  • Lil' SmokeStack That Co…S d

    Jan 1 2008 4:41 AM

    Yay!

    I'm a friend, I'm a friend!

    Happy New Years!
  • mae

    Oct 2 2007 8:16 PM

    Happy birthday, Puppyface 5k!
    Go get shitty for me!
    you're the best puppyface in the whole world.
    xoxoxoxoxo
  • Maximum Destruction. Ya…Sarah Obenhaus

    Aug 29 2007 1:13 AM

    I love you! Puppyface 5000 !
  • Schmenge

    May 3 2007 9:54 PM

    Thank you for adding SCHMENGE!

    Stay tuned for instructions fellow sock creature.
  • Pirate

    Apr 20 2007 10:14 PM

    now i have a real live picture of you!
    maybe ill introduce you to my puppy..
  • Pirate

    Mar 31 2007 11:06 PM

    oh wow, i just noticed that im in your top friends! thank you!*bows*
  • Terrycloth Green

    Mar 9 2007 5:52 AM

    Where is your space ship!? Show it to me!

    I like dogs...
  • The Duchess of Spitmead…Duchess Spitmeadow

    Mar 9 2007 5:50 AM

    oh, this one's all right, he is. a good dog, arencha, boy? i got a mind to fetch you a kibble and a dish, i do.
  • CaptainCaptain Smarm

    Mar 8 2007 2:41 AM

    So if it weren't for that ruckus that that olde black dog was making, we wouldna' heard nuthin from that sheriff! A badge ain't a sword though, if you catch my drift, and this and that led to t'other. And there I was was, hip deep in topsoil one more time... Boy howdy, boy howdy. Least a man can ALWAYS remember how to whistle - that's for sure!