Mrs Malaprop's Daughter
Mrs Malaprop's Daughter Don't look for this year's birds in last year's nests.

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33 years old
Caernarfon, Wales, Wales
United Kingdom



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HeroesSLAUGHTER ON THE ICE (Shall we do it you and I?) Rolf Harris

Some ordinary man with a baseball bat stands over them and bashes in their heads.

They're babies,

Helpless babies.

Oh he's very, very careful as he slits from infant navel up to chin line. Least I imagine that's the method - I've never really watched the way a mother would.

Perhaps I should have done, then I could tell you every detail of the peeling of the skin and of the dumping of the smashed head, little naked, bleeding body, in an ever growing pile upon the ice . . .

Shall we intercept this killer and dispose of him together, you and I?

Would you let him say a word in his defence?

"It's a job" (it's a job!)

"It's a living" (that's a laugh!)

"In their natural environment - why half these little shavers wouldn't make it to adulthood,

I'm just merely helping nature keep the balance. If I didn't, someone else would."

"No good blaming me, man.

No one questions the Eskimos, been killing 'em for ages."

The Inuit, my friend - he was killing for survival. He didn't have a twenty thousand tonner to transport him. He hunted from a kayak with a quiet desperation and he used up every scraping of his kill.

The skin he wore to warm him and the sinew made his bow string and the bone was shaped for arrow head and fishing hook and bow.

The meat provided food for all the family's existence.

Then some designer comes along and says "That outfit looks so cute and we could sure create a fashion out o' him!"

So the caps and capes and coats and gloves and stoles and knee length boots are all promoted in the glossy magazines . . .

. . . And all the crappy little souvenirs that flood across the market - little seal with button-eyes and with a corkscrew up its grommet and no mention of the slaughter on the ice . . .

. . . P'raps a postcard of a bloody trail of naked little carcasses, lying there and rotting, isn't nice.

"Ah they never know what hits 'em, and I'll guarantee they're dead - well as near as makes no difference - honest . . .

and we get 'em when they're babies 'cause they need the skins that colour, hey, the biggest laugh about it is, they stand and watch you coming - there's no sign of any danger there at all . . .

and there's tons and tons of orders stretching months and months ahead!"

Shall we take this callous killer and dispose of him together, you and I?

Does no good to smash his head in, although that would please me muchly, but another ten would come to earn his wage.

No, the only way to do it is to shun the sealskin product, leave it lie and rot in warehouse and in factory and boutique. Maybe next year at this time, we can face the spring together, with a picture free of infant killing baseball batting b******s with the knowledge that the bottom's dropped right out of all this misery, and kids have got a prospect of a family of their own, in the years they have ahead.

Shall we do it, you and I? World copyright - Rolf Harris March, l971

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Status:Married
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:St Helens, Merseyside
Body type:Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Are you kidding?
Income:$250,000 and Higher

   Mrs Malaprop's Daughter's Schools
The University of Gloucestershire
Cheltenham, S
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: Psychology
Minor: Sociology
 

1994 to 1997
Carmel College
St Helens, United Kingdom
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
 

1992 to 1994
St Augustine of Canterbury Catholic High School
St Helens, NW
Graduated: 1992
Student status: Alumni
 

1987 to 1992


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~Maddie~

~Maddie~



Mar 15 2008 6:07 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNA !!!!!!

<3<3<3
happy D's wife^^

happy D's wife^^



Feb 21 2008 2:11 AM

Yeah, it's been long time. How are you?? I'm so busy for my wedding. I have only two monthes now. So I will be so busy until I get marry. Yeah, I also didn't come myspace much and other internet sites too thesedays. I didn't know marriage is very complicated thing before.LOL oops I think I said too much now.
Hope you have a good week!! :)
take care!!!
why does it sound like the devil is laughing

Neil Jones



Jan 28 2008 11:23 AM

Bore Da, Dwi'n gobeithio cafodd chdi amser neis y noson oflaen, Ydi pen chdi yn teimlo yn gwell eto:)? Dwi newydd codi fellu mae pen fi braidd ar hud y lle ar y funud:) x
happy D's wife^^

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Dec 23 2007 11:03 AM

Hello. Anna!! Long time no see.
I wish you have a wonderful xmas!!^__^
Have a good time with your good people. Geum
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Nov 11 2007 6:00 PM

Boooooooooooooooo!! :-P
happy D's wife^^

happy D's wife^^



Oct 12 2007 11:54 PM

Hi~Anna. yeah I'm fine, thank you. and How are you??? yeah, I have been very busy during last month, So I couldn't use internet very often, But now I try to be here as much as I can. :) Have a good weekend!!
~Maddie~

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Oct 12 2007 9:22 AM

hey hey !
I'm fine ;-)thank you.
outside is raining ..raining.. raining... and i don't like that :-)
HUGS
Maddie
Grantura

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Oct 10 2007 4:03 PM

hey there, thanks for finding Grantura. how did you come by us? hope alls well. adios for now, Grantura
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Oct 9 2007 6:52 PM


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yep i think you're ..besides this i drop to say hello and ask is everything ok? how is your hand??
Paul

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Sep 20 2007 5:28 PM

drop to say hello to you Anna and send you warm husg..cuz myslef freezing out here...lol
hope you're well!!
xoxo
Maddie
twig.

twig.



Sep 8 2007 3:18 PM

Just stopping by to say hey! Hope you're well... :oD
happy D's wife^^

happy D's wife^^



Aug 22 2007 9:11 AM

maybe because I uploaded many pics on here. LOL
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happy D's wife^^



Aug 21 2007 2:12 AM

thanks!! but it's not new one :)
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Aug 9 2007 9:48 AM

Recover?!? Can you recover from an age?!? *L*
Wendy

Wendy



Aug 1 2007 11:15 AM

Congratulations on your exam results, that's great news! :)
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Jul 28 2007 2:39 PM

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
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Jul 28 2007 1:38 AM

Hi~Anna. Yeah I will leave to beach today. Soon I need to pack.
ah..it's no matter that I add your new page. :) will visit your newpage when I come back. have a good weekend. Later~~
twig.

twig.



Jul 26 2007 4:24 PM

Thanks so much for the add Anna! Have a great weekend! xo
Rachel

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Jul 3 2007 12:09 PM

Noooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!! (extreme jumper torture)


What has Charlie destroyed in that new piccie?
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happy D's wife^^



Jun 28 2007 3:34 PM

oh you changed your background :)thanks for blog comment, I replied it under your comment.
See you there :)
Wendy

Wendy



Jun 28 2007 9:26 AM

Just popping in to say hi - I absolutely love your little jigsaw, what a great idea :)
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happy D's wife^^



Jun 25 2007 2:40 AM

LOL yeah I know he's older than you. I just said if for J/K.^^;;(Sorry It didn't look like J/K.hahaha) It's cool you live close with him though^^
happy D's wife^^

happy D's wife^^



Jun 24 2007 10:34 AM

Oh really?? wow~ you had to hang out with him before he's famous.LOL
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happy D's wife^^



Jun 24 2007 9:21 AM

Hi~Anna
Yeah that song is rick's song. and no wonder this song is familiar to you. Cause he's british man. and in addition, he was so famous at the time LOL. I just love his songs esp his voice :)
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