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Cary Coatney's Interests
General
When I do have the spare cash - I like throwing my money around on comic books, a mean bottle of merlot, movies, DVDs, the latest in prog rock CDs, synthesizers, and callgirls (BUT only when I DO have a lot of cash lying around).
Music
Prog - and nothing but prog!! Yes, Genesis, Marillion, IQ, Ayreon, Arena, Flower Kings, Spock's Beard, Porcupine Tree, No-Man, Dial, Dream Theater, Threshold, Pallas, Jadis, Kate Bush, Pure Reason Revolution, Blackfield, Elbow, Frost*, Saga, Rush, Gentle Giant, The Watch, King Crimson, Riverside, Amaran's Plight, Wolverine, and Asia.
Anything that's comic book related: Star Wars - all fucking six of 'em, The new Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, X-Men I, II, & III, Hulk, Punisher, Punisher War Journal, Swamp Thing, Man-Thing, Spider-Man I, II, & III, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Forever, NOT Batman & Robin, Batman Begins, Batman: Dark Knight, Supergirl, Superman I, II, III and Not IV- but effie on Superman Returns, Daredevil, Elektra ( yes I did like it) Hellboy, Hellboy 2: The Golden Army, Ghost Rider, Constantine, V For Vendetta, Fantastic Four , Fantastic Four 2: Rise of the Silver Surfer, 300, Art School Confidential, Ghost World, Crumb, 30 Days of Night, The Crow series, Speed Racer, Stardust, (fucking)Iron Man (BABY!), The Incredible Hulk, Wanted, Whiteout, Persepolis, and the Watchmen.
Television
The L Word, In Treatment, Medium, New Amsterdam, Battlestar Galactica, The Sarah Connor Chronicles, The Sarah Jane Adventures, Doctor Who, Lost, Supernatural, Smallville, Stargate: Atlantis, The Spectacular Spider-Man ( a show I track at Sony), ON DVD: Saturday & Sunday morning cartoons ( Betty Boop, Defenders of the Earth, Sam & Max: Freelance Police, Lone Ranger & Zorro, Star Trek, Venture Bros; etc; etc) Le Femme Nikita, Painkiller Jane, and the bloody brilliant Torchwood!! DVD Movies: The 8 Horror Films to Die For
Books
Anything by Ayn Rand, Carlos Castenada, Harlan Ellison, Caleb Carr, Clive Barker, Robert Crais, Neil Gaiman, Garth Ennis, Peter Milligan, Steven Grant, and maybe myself when I'm not so fucking lazy and can find the time to sit in front of the word processor.
Heroes
Lady Miss Bee (where art thou?), Ms. Sex in Stilettoes, Harlan Ellison, Tony Banks, Jon Anderson, Carlos Castanada, Kate Bush, Gullermoro Del Toro, Stan Lee, David Lynch, Will Eisner, my dad, me, myself, and I. Current arch-nemesis: Rikki Lixxx - the harridan of hate who really needs to stop spreading her legs on the Hazeltine Hellmouth premises before Van Nuys Vice comes over and busts her one right across the chops!!
Landescape Productions Burbank, Ca US comic book writer and publisher New Book - The Deposit Man: Playgod Act One Completed and ready for distribution! Work on ACT II in progress!
About me: Well, for those who've been hiding under a rock for the past year & a half - like me, for instance- I used to be a Warner Bros employee stationed at the MIS department until those Hindu cut throat out-sourcers took away my job and sent it overseas. These days I'm stuck in the offices of Sony Pictures Television providing Neilsen ratings to a bunch of worthless syndicated game shows, court shows, and Seinfeld reruns. Ok, I guess they still bring in a lot of revenue -especially Seinfeld and Wheel of Fortune- but where's my end? I guess life's not all that bad if you're employed in the entertainment biz, but jeez, most of my living was made on OT. I've got credit card debt up the yang, my ex-porn star gal pal has left me in the lurch and tried to have me whacked, and I can't score more than 3 numbers in the California Lotto (HOWEVER, my self-published Deposit Man comic book series IS NO LONGER IN LIMBO!! At least, that's one good thing positive going on in my life) How much goddamn worse can it get? Currently enrolled in the Chronic Masturbation Prevention 12- step program.
Who I'd like to meet: Other sad sacks in the similar situation that I'm in.
Happy Independence Day to the Yanks and to everyone else...watch out for fire in your crotch. STDs are not funny! Well, they are if they aren't yours. XOXO
Have a wonderful 4th of July weekend. Enjoy the fireworks. Here in NY, we won't be seeing any, weather sucks!!!!! Have a great weekend and stay safe!!! Peace Sabrina :)
