Mike
Mike Langdon
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Nine out of ten number one dads agree to disagree
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32 years old
Bucuresti
Romania
Last Login: 9/7/2009
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| General | Careening into a dark alley with no escape and then one time I was able to inflate my neck lobes into giant pincusions the size of Richard Simmons's sense of self-loathing and floated off into outer space because this other time my dinner was cold but the lotion that my mom gave me turned my bathrobe into a corn-mariner and then I threw up a little into my favorite shoe.
If I had a beak I'd sell it to this guy down the street who normally doesn't buy beaks but I'm pretty sure he'd give me a good price for it. Anyway I can spell the alphabet every single time it rains, but not before my brain tumour half-rotates into an iron pot that is intended to catch my General Hospital DVDs but I also misuse it for other things like bread storage, etc.
I'm also interested in getting a good night's sleep so I can wake up refreshed and rarin' to go because I want to give 110% like coach says, but one time I saw coach grab Joey the retarded kid's butt and I felt bad that I didn't report it to the Ronald McDonald House of Representatives. | | Music | What I'm listening to lately: Tom Waits, Ryoji Ikeda, Lustmord, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Paco Pena, Maria Tanase, Lull, Caul, Disgorge, Devourment, Lord Gore, Frightmare, Gorguts, Decapitated, Death, Exhumed, Entombed, Necrophagist, Bastard Noise, Death Squad, Deathpile, Navicon Torture Technologies, Venetian Snares, Doormouse, Astor Piazolla, Cesaria Evora, Masonna, Merzbow, Bessie Smith, Cab Calloway, Misfits, Nurse With Wound, Shostakovich, Penderecki, Chopin, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Sun 0))), Khanate, Blind Willie McTell, Fats Waller, Paco de Lucia, Manu Chao, Buena Vista Social Club, Goran Bregovic, Horror movie soundtracks, Yann Tiersann and a ton of unsigned dark ambient/harsh noise like Amboise or Cachexy.
Want to hear more: Decrepit Birth, Anything noisy and dark. | | Movies | Shit that's been on my mind of late: Un Chien Andalou, Tetsuo, Eraserhead, Forbidden Zone, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Ricky Oh, Elephant Man, Begotten, Time Bandits, Bride of Re-animator, Meet the Feebles, Nekromantik, Planet Terror, The Fountain, Naked Lunch, Dead and Breakfast, Undead, Return of the Living Dead (most entertaining movie ever), Devil's Rejects, Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, The Shining, The Omen, The Exorcist, Texas Chainsaw Massacre I and II, Nightmare on Elm Street III: Dream Warriors ("What a nightmare!", Freddy Krueger, after enduring the toughest Dokken video ever.) | | Books | Some of my recent favorites: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Anything by Borges (the fucking KING of weird short stories), Anything by H.P. Lovecraft, The Will to Power by Nietzche, No Exit by Sartre, Choke by Palahniuk, Stiff by Mary Roach, 120 Days of Sodom by Sade. You know, if you spell the word "book" with completely different letters it spells the word "oxycephalicohematochematosoid" and I don't even know what that means. I'll have to pay someone to monitor someone to look it up and then talk to someone who heard about the whole thing from someone who claims to have seen it. | | Heroes | Some heroes use swords. Others use special weapons that you can only get in foreign countries. Either way, heroes will kill you on sight. I've seen heroes take out a whole preschool without even paying for the damage afterwards. Don't let your children talk to a hero unless he has a license and at least 3 referrals. Most heroes wear merkins and can't even count past the front door. |
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Musicians Exchange, I love beer, The Daniel Medina Cult, Musical Instruments Made Out of Weird Shit, Number Theory, SoundHack
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Mike's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Alameda | | Body type: | 0' 1" | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | In college | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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About me:
I'm a jerk. One time a hit a little old lady right in the face with a bottle of single malt scotch and then she tried to throw a knife at me but I made my Camaro face and it turned into solid gold, which is actually pretty soft.
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Who I'd like to meet:
my nemesis. Or, if I have several nemeses, then maybe we could plan some sort of barbeque or something. They'd have to bring the beer. Chumps.
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