Sugar Tank

About me:

She was lucky enough to bare the influences of her God Parents as well. She has the seductive powers of her Godmother Ann Margret and the talent to shake things up and tell it "how it is" from her Godfather Lenny Bruce (we can also conclude this is why she cusses like a salior). This obviously made her an ideal canidate for the Shevil Knevils.

She will always stick up for the down trodden (unless she's skating against them), but NEVER underestimate her.

a small list of her accomplishments:

1). gone toe to toe with Mickey Rourke in the boxing ring (rumors have been floating around for years that the beat down was so bad that this is the reason why he gave up boxing for good and went back to acting)

2). out drank Charles Burkowski and Grace Slick at a party (the hangover was so bad that they joined AA for a week)

3). "dated" more rockstars than Pamela Anderson (why do you think the word "Sugar" is in so many songs!)

4). won a spoken word contest against Pablo Neruda, Lord Byron, and Mos Def

5). up until his passing regularly hung out with Hunter S. Thompson "drinking & blowing shit up".

6). Smacked the shit out of Dr. Phil and now is permently banned from Harpo studios

5.) Is constantly turning down marriage proposals from Henry Rollins, Nikki Sixx, Trent Reznor, and Mike Ness. (people lean twards her caving into Henry if she ever goes down that route)

As for ever settleing down Ms. Tank was quoted as saying, "I havent found a man yet than can keep up with me on or off the rink!". She is a true force of nature. Dont try to "figure her out". While your trying to she will have already run your ass over. She has built her life around the quote "Women who behave rarely make history.". No one could find fault in such a beautiful and dangerous creature (unless it would only be her small habit of name dropping).