sailing,grogging,wenchin'with Jen, of course!,spearfishing,pillaging,more grogging,partying ,traveling,sailing,more sailing......and destroying any asshole that gets in the way of my happiness...
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I like a lot of different music, but,I don't care for country too much, and rap has no viable value in my world (is it really called music? I thought the term music meant instruments, and SINGING!)kindergarteners can write rhymes, (prolly better than most rappers) and , anyone can plagerize someone else's music,under the guise as a "A MIX" whatever.... don't like it? fuck off!
About me: I am a nasty pyrate bastard, who is fed up with the stupid, "yankee mentality" I am a retired(in florida,anyway)Promoter.And have an island in a secret cove in florida(soon to be disclosed), to be developed as a pirate village,catering to worldwide tourists...Recently married the girl I always wanted..But First, I would like to say, Just cuz you call yourself captain, does not pull any notariety in my book... show me your card... and the term "pirate" has been destroyed by punks in eyeliner and pink sashes.... the corporate shmooze bullshit party called gasparilla... remember, when calling yourself a "Pirate", ask yourself these questions... can you load and fire, a real cannon? do you live on a boat? can you even sail? have you pillaged? plundered? is rum for fun on the weekends, or, part of your daily diet? have you weathered a storm at sea? could you? doubt it... if your not a sailor, don't let your ego make you look stupid by calling yourself captain... nice fantasy, kid... I live on my ship. I have lived on my ship for over 30 years... I am a commodore. This means I have more than one ship. my ships are not "MYTHICAL".... they are real, as are my cannons, swivel guns, my rifles and pistols.... all real... I dare any who calls himself CAPTAIN, to go out to sea on a blustery day with me.... so, I can watch you puke for hours,while I eat a greasy pork sandwich, and guzzle rum.....that , my friend, is a real PYRATE!!! with that said, I am in need of crew... willing to learn, and suffer the love of the sea....)
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