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If you send me a friend request and I don't know you personally, accompany it with a message or piss off.

I'm fiercely determined to enjoy every second of life, to learn everything, ever and see everywhere, ever. Don't get in my way. I'll remorselessly tread on anyone for my own gain. I don't swerve to avoid stupid pedestrians - succor natural selection! Earth would be superior with ~6 billion fewer human inhabitants. If you believe in a god, I will look down upon you. I endeavour to learn from my mistakes. I will willingly "write off" any person I encounter in the event that they utter or do one unforgivably stupid thing. I curl my toes up when I walk on tiles. I have atypical taste in women. My abdominal muscles are misaligned. I'm so observant, yet often blind. The best time to have an orgasm is whilst hearing an amazing solo. In the case of 90% of bands, I believe the apogee of their musical output is their debut.

I'm usually in a rush, but now and then I like to take the time to admire, examine and understand. A lot of people don't get my humor which is all the more amusing for me. I always correct people when the say something erroneous. Haeckel, Doré, Escher - masters. I retain proper grammar and spelling on msn. I avidly avoid tv, the radio and news print. When things are written to be read in an irregular order (e.g. painted warnings on roads that say "Slow. Down. Now"), I always read them top-to-bottom, left-to-right ("Now. Down. Slow"), even when it's blatantly obvious to me that they're meant to be read in a different order. Logic overrules experience, sometimes. The best way for me to work is on my own terms. It's extremely rare that I am amazed by another human but nature and the universe astonish, stagger and fascinate me constantly; resultingly, I've never needed an imagination.

I eat quite healthily, exercise regularly and plan to live to be ancient although I'll try anything if I'm confident that I'm aware of the potential consequences and accept them. I swear frequently. It's excruciatingly difficult to ruffle my feathers, but you're welcome to try. If you have a question, ask, or you'll never know.

If you're interested in having me work for you (web/graphic design, logo development, photography etc) give me a yell.

Name: Pyro Altitude: 177cm Mass: 69kg Duration: 23 years Freelancing: • Web Designer • Graphic Designer • Photographer • Music Industry Journalist Latitude: 33º 55' 55.80" S Longitude: 151º 8' 46.60" E MSN:

Music:

Outside of the obvious, I enjoy Jazz, Blues, Rock and a plethora of other bits and pieces in small doses.

Favourite bands/artists/composers include: Agalloch, Airbourne, Arghoslent, Armoured Angel, Artillery, Aspid, Bolt Thrower, Buddy Guy, Carnivore, Cauldron Black Ram, Celtic Frost, Desaster, Destruction, Destroyer 666, Destruktor, diSEMBOWELMENT, Goat Horn, Gospel Of The Horns, Grenade, Kill For Satan, Koji Kondo, Melechesh, Miles Davis, Nocturnal Graves, Nuclear Desecration, Razor, Rookwood, Shackles, Slaughter Lord, Sodom, StarGazer, Tank, Trench Hell, Vomitor...

Favourite debut albums (from bands not mentioned above): Blind Guardian, Bathory, Bulldozer, Carnage, Entombed, Exodus, Fisc, Hobbs Angel Of Death, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Metallica, Morbid Angel, Mortal Sin, Motorhead (s/t), Onslaught, Possessed, Rose Tattoo, Slaughter, Slayer, Spearhead, Venom, Voivod, Whiplash, Witchfinder General...

Travel info:

2009:
20th June - London
21nd June - London
22nd June - London
23rd June - London to Paris, France
24th June - Paris, France to Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland
25th June - Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland
26th June - Lauterbrunnen, Switzerland to French Riviera
28th June - French Riviera
29th June - French Riviera to Florence, Italy
30th June - Florence, Italy to Rome
1st July - Rome
2nd July - Rome to Venice, Austria
3rd July - Venice, Austria
4th July - Venice, Austria to Vienna, Austria
5th July - Vienna, Austria
6th July - Vienna, Austria to Budapest, Hungary
7th July - Budapest, Hungary to Krakow, Poland
8th July - Budapest, Hungary to Krakow, Poland
9th July - Krakow, Poland
10th July - Krakow, Poland to Prague, Czech Republic
11th July - Prague, Czech Republic
12th July - Prague, Czech Republic to Berlin, Germany
13th July - Berlin, Germany
14th July - Berlin, Germany to Amsterdam, Netherlands
15th July - Amsterdam, Netherlands
16th July - Amsterdam, Netherlands to London
17th July - London
18th July - London to Singapore
19th July - Singapore
20th July - Singapore
21st July - Singapore

28th December - Cruise - out at sea
29th December - Cruise - out at sea
30th December - Cruise - out at sea
31st December - Emerald Bay
2nd January - Champagne Bay, Vanuatu
3rd January - Wala, Vanuatu
4th January - Vila, Vanuatu
5th Jan - Mystery Island, Vanuatu
6th January - Isle of Pines, New Caledonia
7th January - Cruise - out at sea
8th January - Cruise - out at sea
7th January - Cruise - out at sea

2010:
• Japan
• New Zealand
• NT
• WA

Friends:

If you need to be recognised as one of my mates in some public form, you're a dickhead.

Am:
• Curious
• Impatient
• Intolerant
• Selfish
• Smart
• Busy
• Honest
• Determined
• Emotionless
• Logical
• Cynical
• Skeptical
• Efficient
• Ambitious
• Motivated
• Critical
• Controlled
• Realistic
• Unstartleable
• Always busy
• A sporadic perfectionist
• A perpetual multitasker
• Alcoholic
• Insomniac
• Jack of all trades. Master of none.
• 1/2 Irish
• 1/4 Welsh
• 1/8 Scottish
• Financially wise.
• In some bands (bad bass/vocals)
• Pro-suicide - if you're weak, get the fuck out of the gene pool.
• Unbalancedly attracted to Poles and Italians
• Usually right
• Of the superior gender

Love:
• Learning
• The scent of burning leaves
• Lightning - spectacular!
• Travel
• Laughter
• Challenges
• Enemies
• Driving between midnight and sunrise
• Seeing things via technology which my eyes cannot
• Imparting

Require:
• Music
• Knowledge
• Gum
• Superabundant H20
• Sodium
• Something between my knees to sleep
• Alcohol
• Paradoxes

Loathe:
• Fags (I have no problems with homosexuals though, there's a huge difference)
• People who walk on the right side of busy footpaths/stairwells, run around corners and out of doors without looking
• Fat people. They deserve their early graves.
• Wax on apples
• Loose-legged women. Give us a challenge.
• Weakness in all forms
• The unmotivated
• Television
• Apparent makeup application by females
• Those who are offended by "swear" words. Juvenile imbeciles.
• People who pose for photos (unless for comedic value). Way to create a fraudulent memory.
• Men who think they are women
• Bad drivers
• Inferiority