On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked, “Champagne?”
"No," said the little boy… "It's a puppy.
~~My Favourite DOG Quotes~~
"You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us."
-Robert Louis
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
-Rita Rudner
"When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget they're not people."
-Julia Glass
"Old Yeller was bought for 3 dollars from a shelter; his real name was Spike."
-World Features
"Many dogs will give a greeting grin much like a human smile."
-Richard A.
"Intelligent dogs rarely want to please people whom they do not respect."
-W.R. Koehler
"There is no faith which has never yet been broken except that of a truly faithful dog."
-Konrad Lorenz
"I have caught more ills from people sneezing over me than from kissing dogs."
-Barbara Woodhouse
"A dog is the only thing that can fill the void in your empty heart"
-Kate
"Acquiring a dog, may be the only time a person gets to choose a relative."
-Unknown
"The gift which I am sending you is called a dog, and is in fact the most precious and valuable possession of mankind"
-Theodorus Gaza
"A good dog never dies, he always stays, he walks besides you on crisp autumn days when frost is on the fields and winter's drawing near, his head within our hand in his old way."
- Anonymous
"A dog is the only thing that can mend a crack in your broken heart"
-Judy Desmond
Sheryl's Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:
Not Sure
Hometown:
St. Martins to Winnipeg to Adelaide
Body type:
5' 3" / More to love!
Religion:
Other
Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Education:
Some college
Occupation:
Printing
Sheryl's Schools
SIMONDS HIGH SCHOOL
Saint John, Canada
Graduated: 1983
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
1980 to 1983
Sheryl Trying Hard Posted at 7:51 AM Apr 29 view more
Yay! It's Friday, which signals the WEEKEND (the time between work and MORE work). Here's wishing you a great weekend - use your time wisely and have fun! Let there be music and love in your life.
Love and music from Vegas, Lex (for Ms. Tex and Royal) Poppermost
Just dropped in to say hello, how are you, and send out a shout to you. Imagine my surprise when I saw my old goatee on your page. Whoa, to say the least. Thanks for the support. Remember to win your own song next month.
Red Hot Chili Peppers' guitarist John Frusciante’s mother sang backup on their song “Under The Bridge”, along with two of her friends from church. Originally, the song was just a poem that singer Anthony Kiedis wrote about his days as a heroin addict and the loneliness that went with it. The bridge mentioned in the song is a place where he sometimes went to buy drugs and get high. Kiedis didn’t write it for the Chili Peppers - it was a very personal poem that he thought he might use somewhere else. Producer Rick Rubin found it in one of his notebooks and told Anthony that it could be a great song. At first, he didn't want to sing it or share it with anyone, but he eventually came around.
Here's what people are saying about my novella, Monkey Love:
"John Paul Allen delivers well-drawn characters and emotional dynamite in this tale of dark suspense" - Scott Nicholson, author of They Hunger.
"One sadistic piece of work by one of the most talented new voices in dark fiction." - Karen Koehler, author of the Slayer series.
"Disturbing and intense, this story is a one-sit read that races, carrying you along to grim, uncharted terrain." - Lee Thomas, Bram Stoker Award-Winning author of Stained, Parish Damned and The Dust of Wonderland.
"From the first page, Monkey Love draws you into a surreal world that teeters on a disturbing balance of madness, eroticism, and obsession." David Niall Wilson, author of Deep Blue and Ancient Eyes.
"It's a wild ride, and I loved it from first page to last." - John R. Little, author of The Memory Tree and Placeholders.
"Exquisitely well-written, more than slightly twisted and compelling erotica for all horror readers." T.M. Wright, author of the forthcoming Bone Soup and Blue Canoe.
"Monkey Love is my first read by John Paul Allen and I can promise it won't be the last. Touching, peverse, oddly poignant and riddled with interesting questions about the nature of love and obsession, I can't recommend it enough. Monkey Love is the sort of tale that pushes the boundaries of comfortable and makes us question our own morals." - James A. Moore, author of Deeper and Blood Red.
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Heroes tells the story of a German couple who are so determined to be together that they meet every day under a gun turret on the Berlin Wall. Bowie, who was living in Berlin at the time, was inspired by an affair between his producer Tony Visconti and backup singer Antonia Maass, who would kiss "by the wall" in front of Bowie as he looked out of the Hansa Studio window. Bowie didn't mention Visconti's role in inspiring this song until 2005, when he was sure that knowledge of this fact would not affect Visconti's own personal situation - he was married at the time of the affair.
Co-written and edited by Brian Eno, Heroes was released in English, German and French. The German version is called "Helden", the French is "Heros" ;
Hi beautiful lady i..m finally back on line, i finally gained the courage to leave my husband, my life has been hectic but finally things are settling slowly, my whole life is now different and i..m finally starting to enjoy it, theres still a few hicups but thats to be expected i suppose, thankyou for your kind comments, when i am more settled i will be on here a little more often, take care and big hugs to you xxxx
“Fortunate Son” by Creedence Clearwater Revival is an anti-establishment song of defiance and blue-collar pride. It is both anti-Washington and against the Vietnam war, but supports the soldiers fighting there. Group leader John Fogerty was not a fan of Richard Nixon and felt that people close to the president were receiving preferential treatment. Like many CCR fans, most of the soldiers came from the working class, and were there because they didn't have connections who could get them out. It is sung from the perspective of one of these men, who ends up fighting because he is not a "Senator's son". Fogerty and Doug Clifford were both drafted themselves in 1966.
Hi there beautiful gal, i..m doing ok have had my world turned upside down lately but things are smoothing out ok i will message you soon and let you know whats been going on, i love that you left those comments i appreciate you very much, hugs to you xxx
Good question, Sheryl; thank you! There are generally two schools of thought, just pick the one you like most!
1) Chicken fingers are made from snake, squirrel, rabbit, and everything else that supposedly "tastes like chicken." Great marketing ploy to fool humans, dontcha think? Or...
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