Jack's Mom is ready to cut a bitch...
"i just wanna bang some sense into her..."

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24 years old
City of Evil, New Jersey
United States



Last Login: 10/7/2008
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Musicyes please. and louder.

311.deftones.incubus. lamb of god. michael buble. madonna. cheryl crow. panic! at the disco. the juliana theory. led zeppelin. the doors. sublime. she wants revenge. norma jean. everytime i die. pig destroyer. the haunted. the dillinger excape plan. warrant. motley crue.avenged sevenfold.coheed and cambria. my chemical romance. rob zombie. between the buried and me. meshuggah. bury your dead. system of a down. foo fighters. anthrax. the misfits. no doubt. the bouncing souls. blondie.

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Ace Ventura sings for Cannibal Corpse

Deleted scene from Ace Venture: Pet Detective. Jim Carrey does vocals for the death metal band Cannibal Corpse.
probably any movie ever. anything that ruins sleep is off hte ist, and any movie that has a sucky ending should leave me alone. i have a secret love for 60's musicals...because they are romantic and lovely.
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sifl and ollie |family guy |weeds| entourage | that 70's show | DEXTER|american dad |metalocolypse |lucy, daughter of the devil|home movies |ROBOT CHICKEN| wonder woman

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janet madeline conte : small & frail. stern and tough. loving and gentle. Mother and wife. Daughter and sister. kind and generous. scared and brave. fighter and accepter. brave and timid. funny and serious. strong and weak. she lived, she loved, and she never asked why. this woman was a role model to me, a mother, a friend, and an inspiration to all she ever encountered. My mother is what i want to be when i grow up. If i am ever half the woman she was, my life will be filled with joy, satisfaction, and love.to know her was to love her, and i will keep her memory alive for the rest of my life.

" MOTHER is the name of God on the lips and hearts of all children."-the crow

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Status:Engaged
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Manchester (HOLLY OAKS BITCH)
Body type:5' 10" / More to love!
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Children:Expecting
Education:Some college
Occupation:pro-awesome
Income:$45,000 to $60,000

   Jack's Mom is ready to cut a bitch...'s Schools
Ocean County College
Toms River, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: the cafeteria
 

2002 to 2004
Manchester High
Manchester, NEW JERSEY
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: finishing school
Clubs: drama, chorus,yearbook, band/colorguard, being awesome
 

1999 to 2002

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pro-wrestling manager. HIRE ME. im funny as heel..i mean hell.

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dec 2002--october 17, 2006 =(
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aug 2006-?feb'07
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....soon, anyway...ok, so hello. i'm bored out of my mind becasue im on maternity leave. i clean and clean, and then other things come around and fk up my mojo. there are papaers and baby things all over hte house. also, we are going to run out of food soon. so donations of milk, cold cuts, bread, etc. would rule like soda. not that i NEED soda, although that would be good- but i used to say rule like soda all the time. remember that? liek that would rule like (something awesome that rules, for example soda is awesome. so something would rule like soda and that be awesome.) anyway. i would like to put some more halloween decorations up. blaaaaaaah. as of this moment, i am 13 days away from giving birth. if at anytime in there, my disability check comes i'd be super pumped. speaking of pumped, im probably going to need a breat pump soon. one of daves friends offered to be a human pump. weird right? i know. i really want to change the channel right now but dave just woke up and is apprently enthralled in what is on TV.i think im going to do my nails now.ok talk to you later. bye.

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Lisa





Oct 7 2008 5:37 PM

haha...that is true. i think the whole world knows! it was bad..but atleast i got to sleep with handler
Lorraine!





Oct 7 2008 5:17 PM

i'd love to read your blog, but myspace sucksssssss right now adn wont let me. it just shows a picture of the jonas brothers. and i dont think thats your doing.
Mama and Aunt Missy!





Oct 7 2008 12:58 PM

haha...well next year we can all go, we can bring jack and dave and me john and gunnar and lorraine and like everyone else we know.

i seriously can't wait till next year!!! ahhh!!!!!




and i seriously can't wait for you to pop out that baby! and i'm sure you're like "i KNOW GOD DAMNIT!!!" but trust me...it's easier to take care of them INSIDE then when they're out! haha. but i totally understand where you're coming from. and i give you mad cred for not totally losing your shit waiting for him to decide he's ready.
it's just going to make his arrival that much more awesome!!!!
Meliss-ahhhhhhh





Oct 7 2008 5:19 AM

Get off Myspace, and push that boy out of you and into the world!!!!
Have Dave do you.... I hear that helps :)
MORMAE♥ RIP JIMMY; LOVE YOU





Oct 7 2008 4:17 AM

i misssss youuuuuu!!!!!!!!! how are you, hows the heartbreaker doing!!?? hope your good !! xox
Tony D!





Oct 7 2008 4:13 AM

Dear Linda

Well, I wish he'd hurry. We need Glinda The Good Witch

"Come out, come out wherever you are..."

You're awesome and Jack will be worth the wait.

Love
Tony D!
Tony D!





Oct 6 2008 5:58 PM

Dear Linda

Will you PLEASE have that baby.

Love
Tony D!
Killa Vanilla





Oct 6 2008 12:40 PM

HAHAHAHAHhaah Your not in labor yet! Dont worry your gonna love it when you do!!!! To Sausage!!
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Oct 5 2008 9:57 PM

So i guess the lil bugger doesnt wanna leave.. you know what that means? it means he'll live with you til hes 30
DON COLEONE





Oct 5 2008 7:19 PM

LMFAO...I LOVE U! you always have the best comments! xoxoxo
-ps im talking about that funny ass pic comment u left=)
Erin