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Kev Like A FOX

What can I say...

I'm the boy your mother warned you about.

"Well written and generally awesome, Kev is a hit amongst fans" - Time Magazine

"Idol and inspiration to at least 7 people" - Rolling Stone

"The only person we know who can turn a lesbian straight, only to immediately turn her down" - GQ Magazine

"A danger to us all" - Department of Justice

"There's not enough room in our magazine for all the photos of Kev we want to put in" - Time Magazine

"Eagerly awaiting his autobiography" - Ian Thorpe

"We were going to put him in an episode of 'This Is Your Life', but the network wouldn't approve a 16 hour show" - Mike Munro

"Who ate all the chicken nuggets?" - Colonel Sanders

"Kev is 70% more likely to contribute to weight loss than Subway Sandwiches" - World Health Organization

"Likely to be the next big thing in Powernapping" - Workers Union

Hello, my name is Kev. Some people like me, some people don't. I'm okay with this. I run around the streets of Brisbane on an adventure of epic proportions. I don't exactly know what the adventure is about or where it's going but check out how confident I am at pretending I know! Yeah, you'll get yours.

The MOD Squad keep me in line and ensure my mischief is well placed and well deserved.

I write blogs about my adventures because one day I'm going to be old and angry and yell at small children to get off my damn lawn. This can be dug up by my grandchildren on the "Intarweb 7.9" and used as a bargaining chip and to show me I was once a young drunk... Instead of just being an old grumpy drunk.

If you have time for me, I will make time for you - But if you're going to bitch and whine I don't want to know. Message me, comment me, read my blogs, listen to my song but just don't judge me for what you see on here - I might be totally different in the real world, who knows?

Love you all,

Kev

A note to Kev from Eden:

...I left a moth in your peg basket again. I tried to get him to leave but he told me that you were going for beers later and I wasnt sure if he was telling the truth, so we just hung about for a bit, had some cones and then he started telling me about how when you fall asleep at night he flutters in and spoons you until daybreak, and then he goes and makes you toast and cocoa and you still havn't asked him to move inside yet...I think the two of you should probably talk about this soon.... You know, to ease the tension...

If there was someone I wanted to meet I'd get on the phone, track them down and arrange a sit-down stat. That's just how I roll.