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Randy
Stand-Up / Female / Other
Randy Anyone need an MC?

Male
39 years old
WESTMINSTER, Maryland
United States



Last Login: 8/4/2009
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   Randy's Comedian Bio
BioI do standup for the therapy.
InfluencesWoody Allen, Steve Allen, Billy Crystal, Jerry Clower, Bill Cosby, Freddie Prinze, David Cross, Jerry Seinfeld, George Carlin, Jonathan Winters, Greg Dean, Robin Williams, Franklin Ajaye, Jay Leno, Don Rickles, Greg Behrendt, Ellen Degeneres

    Randy's Interests
GeneralComedy, Software development, Entreprenurship, Sex, Idiots, Sushi, Sobriety, Poker, Uncomfortable Situations, Gossip, Business, Sentience, Philosophy, Existentialism, Inappropriate Comments, Social Libralism, Hydrogeology, Objective Religious Discussions, Explosions, Seeing People Lose Their Minds, Horror and Mayhem.
MusicRollins Band, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Pure, Stone Roses, The National, Nine Black Alps, The Bravery, Morningwood, Josh Wink, Q Burns, Ted Leo & The Pharmacists, LCD Soundsystem, The US Postal Service, Comeback Kid, Less Than Jake, The Vandals, The Magnetic Fields, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Maximo Park, The Futureheads, Agnostic Front, Replacements, Descendents, Ramones, Clash, New Order, Cure, Ride, DRI, Haujobb, Depeche Mode, Pedro the Lion, Archers of Loaf, Spiritualized, Bob Mould, Jesus and Mary Chain, Front 242, Bouncing Souls, The Revolution Smile, Libertines, Meat Beat Manifesto, Less Than Jake, Millencolin, DOA, Death From Above 1979, Pinback, Kings of Leon, Ivy, Morcheeba, The Blueskins, Husker Du, Pavement, Sleater-Kinney, Guided by Voices, Yo La Tengo, Cornelius, Black Flag, The Fall, The Frogs, Modest Mouse, Underoath, Ride, Fischerspooner, Chapterhouse, Cinematic Orchestra, Imogen Heap, Lostprophets, The Cult, Die Warzau, mum, Freezepop, Nitzer Ebb...
MoviesBound, Godzilla, The Ninth Gate, Clerks, Oral Majority III.
TelevisionLost, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Lost, Sopranos, Lost, Seinfeld, Big Love, The Office, Lost.
BooksVietnam: A History
Big 'Uns
HeroesMe in 10 years.
Groups: PunkRockShowsWeb DesignPHP FreaksWestminster MD Localspheer.comAlternative ParentsIn Perpetual Motion internet radioBaltimore Events

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     Randy's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Westminster, MD
Body type:6' 1"
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:Some college

   Randy's Schools
Liberty High
Sykesville, MARYLAND
Graduated: 1988
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Skiing
 

1984 to 1988

   Randy's Networking
Technology - Internet - Other
PHP, ASP, HTML, CSS


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   Randy's Blurbs
About me:
An uninhibited traditionalist. An anti-Sartre solipsist. A proud Dad and husband to a pretty smart and foxy woman. I really identify with Henry Rollins' philosophies, however I think he's also kinda out of his mind. Musical interests include classic punk rock and indierock.

Who I'd like to meet:
  • Anyone with a true passion for Comedy
  • Interesting people from the Maryland area.
  • Other parents who haven't allowed the fact that they are married and have kids suck the life out of them.
  • Anyone who likes to ask "Why?"
  • Anyone who thinks outside the box but doesn't use NuCompuSpeak like "Synergetic Scalable Symbiosis".
  • Sushi Lovin' Karaoke Freaks

   Randy's Friend Space (Top 12)
Randy has 447 friends.
 Jen 


 Lyoto "The Dragon" Machida 


 Seth "The Silverback" Petruzelli 


 Never Tap Out 


 PUMMELER (explicit %$@#ing lyrics) 


 T. Brad Hudson 


 chicky panther 


 lennon olivia 


 Lord Jupiter 


 Ben 'bensherman' Sherman 


 Tarhy 


 HA! Comedy Club NYC 





Randy's Friends Comments
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Black And Blue Collar Comedy

Black And Blue Collar Comedy



May 11 2009 9:42 PM

Randy ... Bro .... Are you shoot fighting nowadays?
lindsaytron

lindsaytron



Feb 4 2009 7:34 PM

you're good to have around.
come by the shop soon- we busted open the tea room, and will be doing things in there that are not music on thursdays.
Kimberly

Kimberly



Dec 24 2008 2:36 PM

I'm heeere...I believe I fall under the heading "married with kids who haven't had the life sucked out of them"...Happy Holidays!
westminster station

westminster station



Dec 10 2008 5:39 AM

thanks for being our internet friend!
hope to see you soon!
Matt O’Brien

Matt O’Brien



Sep 16 2008 7:23 PM

Thanks a pant load for the add, feel free to check out my comedy junk.
Peace and chicken grease, 

O'B
Mitch Fatel

Mitch Fatel



Sep 14 2008 6:44 AM

I'll be performing at the Pittsburgh Improv September 25-28th. Hope to see you there.

http://www.symfonee.com/Improv/pittsburgh/home/Index.aspx
magnate

magnate



Jun 22 2008 6:23 AM

Hi Randy. I'll kill you!@#$*!@#$
PUMMELER (explicit %$@#ing lyrics)

PUMMELER (explicit %$@#ing lyrics)



May 8 2008 12:31 AM

Happy belated birthday, you seething degenerate
Still the Killa Bee

Still the Killa Bee



May 6 2008 5:40 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Michael Somerville

Michael Somerville



May 6 2008 12:23 AM

It's your birthday! Go crazy! Party like a rock star! Or just sit
around in your underwear and watch TV (if you choose the latter, you
should totally make that your profile picture!)
Lady Ma Donna

Lady Ma Donna



May 3 2008 5:39 PM

Happy Birthday
xoxo
Scarab

Bill Jones



Apr 8 2008 7:56 PM

Randy, I just wanted to let you know I enjoyed the gay sex with you last night.

Bill
Charm City Saints

Charm City Saints



Feb 26 2008 1:57 AM

Hope to see you at the Ottobar on March 14th and at Shamrockfest on March 15th! Slainte!
Bill Monaghan

Bill Monahan



Feb 25 2008 2:14 AM

That was the most fun I've had in a long time, without black chicks anyway. Thanks again for puttin me up. Hope I can return the favor sometime. See ya around soon.
BM
Bird Knight

Bird Knight



Feb 24 2008 7:53 PM

Great show last night, its always a blast...thanks for having me, and I also love the VFW Halls...so keep me in mind..lol
Laughing Lisa Dee

Laughing Lisa Dee



Feb 19 2008 3:33 AM

Yes! The Trailer Trash Tour, I love it. We could do truck stops all up and down 95!
Ron Bender

Ron Bender



Feb 19 2008 2:52 AM

That is indeed Garrett Morris.
Laughing Lisa Dee

Laughing Lisa Dee



Feb 18 2008 9:46 PM

Hey Randy, thanks for the add. I loved your set last night. Westminster sounds as bad as Laurel!
Ron Bender

Ron Bender



Feb 16 2008 1:30 PM

Randy!

Glad to see you're still doing your thing and having fun. Keep on keeping on and, as always, enjoy!
Jen

Jen Goldstein



Dec 26 2007 2:39 PM

You are the love of my life!
No Guts, No Glory

Karl Groves



Dec 25 2007 3:35 PM

Merry X-mas. Even if your people did kill Jesus!
Delete me

Delete me



Nov 29 2006 10:07 PM

Yes it does suck majorly. But atleast he will (hopefully) pick it back up in January. And the thing for me right now is i keep coming up with new stuff and have nowhere to try it out. And is there anywhere close by to just watch comedy that you know of haha.
Tom Myers

Tom Myers



Nov 24 2006 7:09 AM

8am??? Bullshit!
Kacie Wade

Kacie Wade



Nov 22 2006 10:39 PM

Hey Randy,
Have a Happy Thanksgiving!
Willard

Willard



Nov 17 2006 2:02 PM

Whats up Big Daddy!
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