Rachel
Rachel Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball

Female
33 years old
Long Beach, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 9/16/2009
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    Rachel's Interests
GeneralCavorting, frolicing, and gamboling... in no particular order.
Music80s baby... ALL THE WAY!
MoviesBlazing Saddles, History of the World Part I, Amalie, Better Off Dead, The Matrix, Napoleon Dynomite, Kung Fu Hustle, Star Wars (episodes 4-6), Magnolia, 16 Candles, A Room with a View, Silence of the Lambs, The Producers, Anchorman, Boondock Saints, The Natural, any Pixar film, Searching for Bobby Fisher, The Princess Bride, any Muppets movie, Shakespeare in Love, Sliding Doors, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, Fargo, The Hudsucker Proxy, Garden State, Whale Rider, Singin In the Rain, LA Story, Say Anything, 13 Going on 30, Just Like Heaven, She's All That, Zoolander, Wayne's World I AND II, Office Space, The Jerk, Search for the Holy Grail... man, i listed a lot of chick flicks. Oh well... i am a chick!
Televisionpretty much anything on A & E (INCLUDING Dog, the Bounty Hunter).....
HeroesMadeline Kahn, Tracy Ullman
Groups: In To Relaxing In Westlake Village (Thousand Oaks / Newbury Park)Nashuva: Soulful Jewish Grass Roots Community

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     Rachel's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Seattle, WA
Body type:5' 2" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Jewish
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate

   Rachel's Schools
University Of Washington-Seattle Campus
Seattle,Washington
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Business Admin/Drama
Clubs: Resident Advisor, Phi Beta Kappa, Phi Eta Sigma
 

1994 to 1998
Decatur High School
Federal Way,Washington
Graduated: 1994
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Drama Club, Sr Clas VP, Drill Team, Knowledge Bowl, Honor Society... the usual nerdy things
 

1990 to 1994

   Rachel's Companies
Access Nerd
Long Beach, CA US
Freelance Access DB Designer

USC
LA, CA US
Compensation Analyst

Access Nerd
Long Beach, CA US
Freelance Access DB Designer




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   Rachel's Blurbs
About me:
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Originally from Seattle, now in Los Angeles since Aug 99'. Bought a condo in Long Beach (EKE!) and I own a slightly retarded gay dog (see video below), a geriatric and gassy basset hound and a fraidy cross-eyed cat.

Things I love: bad 80s pop, diet dr pepper, nachos, laughing, men in uniform (ya, ya I know, it's a weakness), Shakespeare, cargo pants, baseball, super spicy food, dogs, convertibles, gentlemen.....

Things that get on my nerves: the way people in So Cal drive in the rain, selfish people, anyone who wears too much perfume/cologne, open toed shoes with nylons, any show on E!, rollercoasters, feet, guys who think it's socially acceptable to dump you by not ever calling again, Paris Hilton, Ryan Seacrest, Tara Reid, etc.

New Personal Record for 1/2 Marathon! 12/2/07- 2:11:23 yippeee skippeee!

And... just as a side note, I really am not looking to set any records for number of myspace friends. If you wanna start a conversation, super, i enjoy chit chatting on email messages. But otherwise, I don't wanna hear your band play, I don't want to get together to hump, and I don't want to join your acting class, nor do i want to join your Jewish dating group... thanks for thinking of me, though!


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Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who doesn't suck.... HARD

   


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Rachel has 87 friends.
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Terri

Terri



Oct 16 2009 5:21 AM

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Liberty

Liberty



Mar 29 2009 8:01 PM

Happy Birthday! :o)
Micky the Magnificent

Micky the Magnificent



Feb 2 2009 1:04 AM

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Hey Rachel, I am sending you a Long Island Iced Tea.



Send me a drink back!

Terri

Terri



Dec 31 2008 11:09 PM

Terri

Terri



Nov 27 2008 7:11 PM

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Terri

Terri



Oct 31 2008 3:45 AM

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Terri



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Can you beat my score on this quiz?

Drew Barrymore Movies



I got 100%. Can you do any better?





Tracy

Tracy



Sep 14 2008 3:46 AM

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Can you beat my score on this quiz?

Dirty Dancing Quiz



I got 94%. Can you do any better?





Terri

Terri



Sep 6 2008 6:05 PM




Hey Rachel :oD

A little late, but I registered and I'm going next Saturday Morning.. Are you running this year?
Terri

Terri



Aug 11 2008 8:40 PM





GREAT SHOW!!!! You were AMAZING!!!!!!!!
Brittney

Brittney



Jun 9 2008 5:02 PM

HOORAY FOR MIDSUMMER NIGHTS DREAM!!!!! I can't wait to see you!! BREAK A LEG ON THRUSDAY! xoxoxo shiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmm
-+Chris+- ♪♫

Chris Walker



May 13 2008 5:32 PM

P.S. Come to Melbourne whilst you're out here.
You can crash on my couch :D
-+Chris+- ♪♫

Chris Walker



May 13 2008 5:31 PM

Dive that baby whilst you can, as from what I hear global warming is gonna wipe it out sooner or later :(
-+Chris+- ♪♫

Chris Walker



May 13 2008 4:21 PM

Hey Rachel,
Cheer up!

It may help to go to my profile and watch the youtube vids on there of me rappin' in front of Decatur :P
Pretty FKN funny, I reckon, anyway...
Terri

Terri



May 11 2008 7:06 PM

Hey Rachel :o)
Happy Mother of two cute doggys day :o)
shane

shane



May 7 2008 7:25 PM

I can here Aerosmith in my head singing " Rach-ies got a gun!"
And also I respectfully second the comment below
"Nice Arse!"
Squats and a Gun. Whadda you going for a Laura Croft Audition!
Love you! Hope all is well in your world and you never "shoot your eye out"
PS
Thanks for the support this last month.
Things are getting better :D
Corky Poindexter

Corky Poindexter



May 6 2008 6:22 PM

Nice ASS Rach *wink*
Tommy

Tom Brennan



May 1 2008 1:50 AM

Bustin some clips off...whatcha shootin
Brittney

Brittney



Apr 30 2008 11:54 PM

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
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YORRIS FOLKHE

YORRIS FOLKHE



Apr 26 2008 12:10 AM

UHM , NICE VIEW ...B=
DJMFF
Author Michael G. Munz

Michael Munz



Apr 18 2008 5:23 AM

Because YOU didn't tell me that it WAS a 4-hour drive! :)
(Seriously? I still haven't even been in California, so my southwestern geography is all screwed up.)

I really need to come to California, huh?
Author Michael G. Munz

Michael Munz



Apr 18 2008 1:15 AM

Hey, I was in Vegas exactly a month ago, myself.
You can collect prostitute trading cards for free on the Strip! :D
Brittney

Brittney



Apr 11 2008 6:04 PM

CHICKEN HAWK!!!!!
Micky the Magnificent

Micky the Magnificent



Mar 30 2008 4:59 AM

I had a "blast" at your Birthday Celebration!

So I hope to see you soon for your Birthday massage.
:-)
Author Michael G. Munz

Michael Munz



Mar 29 2008 11:53 PM

Happy (late) birthday! (Could've sworn the doohickey said 3/29. Whoops.) Hope you had a great one!

-Mike
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