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J. R. Pence

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  • Pandeism Fish

    Happy August!!

    Here is a poem that I wrote:
    I've Got Socks
    -----

    I've got socks
    Lots of socks
    More than just a box of socks;
    Stocks of socks
    Blocks of socks
    Tending to my flocks of socks
    Planes and trucks and trains of socks,
    Running off the tracks with socks!!

    My socks stand stacked up on the docks
    Everyone gawks upon my socks
    But woe be he who knocks my socks
    Or, dread and horror, mocks my socks
    My socks for jocks
    And socks for hawks
    And socks for every footy fox
    And socks for people punching clocks
    And socks with locks and locks and locks*
    (My Indian name is "talks with socks")

    Some folks have got rocks in their socks;
    Me, I've got socks in my rocks!!
    And that, well that just rocks my socks
    (I travel far, yet have no car,
    and socks are great for he who walks)!!

    1 year ago
  • 1 year ago
  • Pandeism Fish

    Hey J.R., and to all out there be they pandeists or doubters of pandeism, may
    2010 be a blessedly pandeistic year for you (or a pandeistically
    blessed year)!!

    2 years ago
  • V, though I have no Ven…

    But you could be kinda creepy in some LARPs lol

    2 years ago
  • V, though I have no Ven…

    You're not really that creepy.
    I sowwie!

    2 years ago
  • Melissa's Ken!

    Hola senor Magnus the Magnanimus! Que pasa 'migo? Long time no hablo! Escribas rapido por favor!!!

    3 years ago
  • Pandeism Fish

    Happy Bastille Day!!

    From

    Le Pandéisme poisson

    Bénissez-vous parce que Vous êtes Dieu!!

    3 years ago
  • Psycho Mouse

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    3 years ago
  • Loida Garcia

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

    4 years ago
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About me:

Where to start.
Well they often suggest that you start at the beginning, but that is just too far ago. So let me some it up, After being on the quest for self discovery for much of my life, I have found that I have to just be me. Whatever that means.
So what am I? sounds like a childhood game where I describe things and everyone guesses.
How about this “I am the leader with no followers and the servant with no master. The jester full of dud jokes and the king of an imaginary kingdom. The wordsmith without enough iron, and the idiot with too much not to say.”
I'm a bit of a romantic, especially if your definition of bit includes hopeless. I'll be honest to a flaw but trust is a hard won battle. Still waters run deep, and often my passions will overtake me and I'll find myself doing something that logically shouldn't be done.
I love to be active and get out into the world full of a nature which refuses to be held back. I am alive and know without fear that I will die, but I'm not stupid.
You need a jack of all trades, you have your man. I know a bit about everything, and if you talk to me about what I don't know, My curiosity will take over and I want to know as much as you, at least.
Other than what I have said, I hold to the concept that there is only so much you can really know about yourself. After all, all your references are at least a moment old. People are often capable of more than they admit, some of us occasionally press those limits.
I'm not perfect and if you think you are, then go be perfect with yourself.

Message me on AIM - FengYuShan
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I'm an Expert Kisser
I'm a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
I've perfected my kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And I'm adaptable, giving each partner what they crave most
When it comes down to it, my kisses are truly unforgettable

Who I'd like to meet:

Honest and real people.
Having seen many of the other kinds it would be refreshing to be able to relax and feel that I actually know people.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Frederick. MD
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 2" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Agnostic
  • Zodiac Sign: Scorpio
  • Children: Undecided
  • Education: In college
  • Occupation: student / Digital Artist

Schools

  • University Of Florida

    2005 to 2005
  • Central Florida Community College

    • Ocala,Florida
    • Graduated: 2003
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Associate's Degree
    • Major: Engineering
    • Clubs: P.A.N.T.S.(Pantheist Agnostic Non-Theist Society) - Founder Brain Bowl
    2001 to 2004

Companies

  • Shot Across the Bow Productions

    • Ocala, FL US
    • 3D Artist / Treasurer

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