The Alter Ego
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20 years old
Seattle, Washington
United States



Last Login: 11/8/2009
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    The Alter Ego's Interests
GeneralArmy of Two, Lord of War, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Guns, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Death Note, Explosives, De-Construction, Carnage, Sky Diving, Rock, Combat, Sniping, Zombies, Natural Disasters, Green, Video Games, Halo 3, Transformers, Halo Wars, JTHM, Halo 1, Halo 2, Gears of War, The Darkness, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Harry Potter, Bioshock, Mass Effect, Crysis, Crackdown, Resistance: The Fall of Man, Metroid, Rainbow Six Vegas, Rainbow Six Vegas 2, GTA IV, Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, Resident Evil Four, Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, Batman, Film, Batman, Batman Begins, Batman Begins, Harry Potter, ummmm... Batman... Photography, nighttime, auto-mechanics, jets, movies, music, art, cars, muscle cars, fun dresses, odd hair-colours, pericings, tattoos, Bellatrix Lestrange, Draco Malfoy, Sirius Black, Cloverfield, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Death Eaters, the Dark Mark, Voldemort, Tom Riddle, Regulus Black, Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, Alastor Moody, Rufus Scrimgeour, Without a Trace, tv, GRAND THEFT AUTO SAN ANDRES, Star Wars, Darth Vader, light sabers, bla bla bla, ect.
MusicStar Trek, Halo 2 soundtrack, Halo: Combat Evolved soundtrack, Megadeth, Crystal Method, Tech N9ne, Skinny Puppy, Rob Zombie, Rammstein, CCR, Sound Garden, MDFMK, Teriyaki Boyz, Primus, Young Geezy, Prodigy, Chemical Brothers, Ministry, Transformers Soundtrack, Notorious B.I.G, Trillville, Pharrel, Kanye, Iron Maiden, Iron Maiden, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Yukmouth, Mastodon, Lords of Acid, Otep, Yoshihisa Hirano, Pantara, Tim Seely, Daft Punk, Panda, M.I.A, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Lady Sovereign, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, Eddie Vedder, The Game, Celldweller, KMFDM, NIN, Jay-Z, Biggie Smalls, Dalmatians, Clint Mansell, Hanz Zimmer, Paul Okanfold, Noubu Umetsu, Billie Holiday, General Elektrics, Bjork, Beck, Harry and the Potters, the Gorillaz, Le Tigra, Marilyn Manson, Minus the Bear, Radiohead, The Yea Yea Yea's, Ray Charles, The Unicorns, the Pixies, Batman Begins, Kill Bill vol. 1-2, the Life Aquatic, Underworld, 28 Days later, High Tension, Bikini Kill, Blood Brothers, Daft Punk, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Joy Division, Rolling Stones, the Doors, Pink Floyd, Scissor Sisters, Polyphonic Spree, Run Lola Run, T. T. Rex, Tupac, White Stripes, VHS or Beta, Velvet Underground, 5.6.7.8.'s, Dresden Dolls, Rage Against the Machine, folk music, Mobb Deep, Busta Rhymes,
MoviesSTAR TREK GOD DAMN!!! Pineapple Express, Iron Man, Cloverfield, Idiocracy, Grandma's Boy, Transformers, Babel, Blood Diamond, Breach, Crank, Strange Wilderness, The Constant Gardener, Ghost in the Shell, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Punisher, Terminator, Collateral, Mystic River, Fan Boys, There Will Be Blood, Momento, Hot Fuzz, the Illusionist, My Cousin Vinny, the Last King of Scotland, My Best Friend's Girl, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Rock 'N Rolla, Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, Into the Wild, Notes on a Scandal, Stranger than Fiction, Monty Pysthon, Hot Rod, Super Bad, Super Troopers. Dawn of the Dead, Unreal TournamentHarry Potter, Breach, Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, Cowboy Beebop, Final Fantasy VII Advent Children, Pride and Prejudice, Pulp Fiction, X-3, the Omen, Blackhawk Down, Kill Bill Vol. 1, Kill Bill Vol. 2, Munich, Underworld Evolution, Fight Club, Snatch, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Batman Begins, THX-1136, the Life Aquatic, 28 Days Later, Underworld, Devil's Rejects, Taxi Driver, High Tension, Amelie, Ghost in the Shell, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Breakfast Club, Laberynth, Army of Darkness, Shawn of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Back to the Future, Saving Private Ryan, Titus, Apacholypse Now, Corpse Bride, A Nightmare Before Christmas, Star Wars, X Men, Syrinana, Munich, Brokeback Mountain, Narnia, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 1984,
TelevisionBand of Brothers, House, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, Samurai Champloo, The Military Channel, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT, Death Note, Prison Break, Law and Order, Law and Order SVU, Lost, Invader Zim, the Unit, Top Chef, Project Runway, Myth Busters, Furture Weapons, Deadliest Catch, 60 Minutes, the Daily Show, Modern Marvels, the Discovery Channel, the History Channel, Dateline, 20/20, NBC Nightly News, Venture Bros, Metalocalypse,
BooksHalo: The Fall of Reach, Halo: The First Strike, Halo: The Flood, Halo Graphic Novel, Halo: Ghosts of Onyx, Halo: Contact Harvest, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Harry Potter, STAR WARS, Innosense, Insomnia, Blackhawk Down, Animal Farm, 1984, America- The Book, Death Note Manga Series. hehehe.
HeroesCaptain James T. Kirk, Master Chief, Billy Mays, Optimus Prime, Bungie, L, Seth McFarlane, Chris Pine, Deniel Alice says: This will not be quick, and it will most certainly be unpleasant.

     The Alter Ego's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Seattle
Body type:5' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:In college
Occupation:Certified Wisecrack/ Part-time Ninja
Income:$30,000 to $45,000

   The Alter Ego's Schools
Everett Community College
Everett,WA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: Art
 

2008 to Present
Evergreen State College
Olympia,WA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Concept Art
 

2008 to Present
Edmonds Community College
Lynnwood, WA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: Concept Art and Voice Animation
 
Current Courses:

2006 to Present

   The Alter Ego's Networking
Gaming - Art - Concept Artist
My desired position, though, I might be changing that. Bottom line, I'm working in video games. Nothing would make me happier.
Gaming - Art - Animator
The other option, if if I decide against becoming a concept artist, is 3D animation, which means I create the characters used in the gameplay, including moves, weapons, levels, and ect ect. Everything cool like that.
Gaming - Sound - Voiceover
And if all else fails, I'll do what I've done since the dawn of time, make noises. It's a talent. But that's my last straw.

   The Alter Ego's Companies
Serpent Productions
Seattle, Washington US
CEO

Current
Biomat
Everett, Washington US
Phlebotamist/Screener

Current
Killers Anon
Seattle, WA US
Assassin
Head-hunting

09/01/1989-Current



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   The Alter Ego's Blurbs
About me:
A key trait of mine hat some of the little whippersnappers out there seem to have tremendous trouble deducing is that I very rarely respect people by default. Unless a good friend has overwhelming confidence in your ability to function efficiently and well, then the chances of me automatically liking you are nil. So when you send me a message trying to strike up conversation, keep in mind that I'm not here to suck your dick, both metaphorically and literally, and I most certainly will not respond kindly to such advances. Now, if your intentions are otherwise well-meaning and pure, that does not mean I am going to be nice. If you want to be my friend, which I highly suggest you to change your mind, I propose one thing: don't send me some stupid bullshit message like "hi" or "sup". I'm not responding to a steaming pile of shit like that. Technology has made elaborate communication easier than ever by that thing you have parked in from of you called a keyboard. You don't even have to write. So seriously, start the gears on that hampster wheel brain of yours and say something interesting, maybe something *gasp!* witty! It might be hard, and don't (or please do) die in the process, but it's one of the only methods to get me to respond. Unless I already know you, which in that case, send me money. If your curious and want to get to know me, I'm not incredibly complex. I don't like overly emotional people, and I most certainly am not one. I am an avid gamer, although for the last year or so I've gone through a serious regression in terms of gaming, though that downspell of not playing at all has boomed back to its old ways of "turn off the fucking xbox and get some sun". Aside from gaming, there is a good deal of other things that I find to occupy my already minuscule amount of time outside of work. Oh yeah, and I hate my job. But who the fuck doesn't amirite? SO ANYWAYS, I digress. My other overly zealost passions include the following: money, pot, my art, music, silly band-aids in the shape of food like toast or bacon, guns and or anything involving shooting, lotion, my pets, and most of all, film. I spend a substantial amount of time drawing, and although I have no gallery online dating post-2007, and have improved by tenfold, I have a sketchbook full of shit I'll be finishing once I get a new video card and pretty much a whole new computer since I seem to like to buttrape my electronics with the rage of a thousand bison. Music is one of the most important aspects of my life. It acts as an amazing muse for me, and I apply it to everything I do. I am partial to an incredibly expansive collection of genres including rap, metal, thrash metal, old school (the Zep, Doors, Deep Purple, CCR, etc), bluegrass, rock, the blues, certain types of techno, industrial, some pop, classical, reggae, folk from all over, and more than anything, theatrical compositions (movie scores) of both instrumental and choral/vocal, ect. I use the theatrical music as inspiration for drawing, and just about anything toward film, which is my life's greatest ambition. Both my sister and I are determined to overrun the film industry with our concentrated awesome powers. When we create in harmony it generates a force that is incomprehensible to the average filthy vermin human mind. You will see my work in the future and bask in its glory, but I guarantee, you will always be left feeling hollow, thirsting for more. Always. On a different note, I fucking love animals. Almost all of them. Except birds. They can't come hang with me. But everything else is pretty much koshe' in my book. Now, socially I would consider myself to be quite different. Not in a chunky-kid-that-sat-in-the-back-of-the-bus-and-stank-like-cheese-and-fish, but in a more egotistically savage way. I'm a firm believer in incessant noise making, I'll tell people when they're dumber than a box of nails, and I most certainly love my friends. I don't take things too seriously, although when the situation calls for it, I'm excellent at adapting and taking the lead, providing that those around my comply with orders, although I will not boss someone in that sense, just suggest a better idea. I have a low tolerance for stupidity, and until proven otherwise, most people to me are just dumb by default. This has proven true and steady through trial and error. But this isn't to say that I'm a complete fuckwad. I'm actually a good friend, haha. I'm incredibly loyal to those I consider true friends, and will do nearly anything for them. However, that being said, don't fuck with me because a titanic rage will rain down upon you leaving your life in shambles and your mental state in something comparable to a rabbit in a blender. I'll put your loved ones in a wood chipper And I love Slurpees. The culture of marijuana is also a heavy influence in my life, so if you don't get it, don't bother instigating conversation.
ATTENTIONE RULE UNO EL NUMERO ABOUT POSTING COMMENTS ON MY PAGE: If you post a glitter graphic, I will delete it. Don't take it to heart, but I HATE them. I don't like glitter on my page. DISCLAIMER:
DISCLAIMER: Hello parents, fellow myspace whores, and stupid boys! Just as a fair warning, this page contains inappropriate content for your eyes, and certain things that cannot be unseen. If you are sensitive to blood, gore, national tragedies, and 56k dilemmas, leave now, or forever hold your peace. You are entering a domain that may enlighten you or leave you traumatized and bedridden. If this all sounds okay, then welcome to hell! /end disclaimer/ WARNING: Your computer probably can't handle the amount of shit posted on this page. Don't EVER POST SPARKLY SHIT ON MY PAGE. And please, this goes out to you weird ass hordes of bitch-shopping boys on myspace: don't send me a friend request. Realize that I'm not some big-titted dumb bitch. You don't want to get to know me, and I sure as shit don't give a damn about you. We won't meet, you aren't interesting, and you're probably underage or what have you, so take heed, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR SILLY LITTLE GAMES. Go find some dumb, useless cunt to put your fuckstick in. I have goals in life, and they don't include you, your penior, your dog, car, stupid little pickup lines, babies, or anything else. So please stop sending me requests and messages. If I want to fuck someone, it's going to be someone I KNOW. And no, this doesn't mean I'm a lesbian, in just means I'm a prick and you have too many emotions. :D Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM's MySpace Profile Editor! Geo Visitors Map Geo Visitors Map
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Apr 19 2009 4:19 PM

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Mar 20 2009 10:57 AM

Well, now that you mention it, at 14 my room was kinda similar, though not quite as much "stuff." I did have a nice collection of video game and DBZ posters covering my walls, with the same dimness that seems to permeate your room.

Now I don't have anything on my walls and only a few pieces of furnishing in my room. A lot of that has to do with just moving here. Haven't even been in the new house for a month yet.
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Jan 13 2009 4:59 AM

So far its been a lot of skating and a lot of workin at starbucks but i cant even tell you how much i love it here haha how are things back there? are you still unfortunately remaining clothed? :/
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Nov 3 2008 4:33 PM

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