barbies....would you rather have a one that looks like a transvestite or one that looks like a dominatrix....?
My mum wants a tattoo saying PHD. When I dress up in her boyfriends clothes I look like a lesbian. my sister and i make our cats dance to if your happy and you know it. I go on funky bus rides where there is a pissed guy that looks like Peter Kay hugging a guy that looks like Santa if he was a punk. I like my liver to be blow dried by a hair dryer. I am scared of the beginning of TriStar films.
Bloody Brilliant.
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