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Reptar
As Seen on TV / Rated R / Other
Reptar Meditations on life, death and Lori Beth Denberg.

Male
21 years old
BLOOMINGTON, Indiana
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2009
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   Reptar's Comedian Bio
BioI was raised on Nickelodeon. I used to have a bowl cut and play a mean game of street hockey, back when Michael Jordan was still a Bull and Michael Jackson was still somewhat normal. I don't understand German. Pogs used to be the shit, but now when I ask if anyone has a spare slammer, they just look at me weird.
Websitethingsthataretheworstthings.wordpress.com/

    Reptar's Interests
Generalhow everything in the 90s was better than everything today, not liking things, thinking about not liking things, writing about not liking things, Jesus.
Musicbear colony, christians & lions, electric president, joe budden, kyle andrews, organized konfusion, pigeon john, sean price, zion i
Moviesabout a boy, any given sunday, election, the incredibles, kiss kiss bang bang, l.i.e, the rules of attraction, the ten, wet hot american summer
Televisionbreaking bad, curb your enthusiasm, dexter, it's always sunny in philadelphia, oz, the shield, the whitest kids u' know, the wire
Booksthe caveman's valentine, generation kill, the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster, the stand, the zombie survival guide
HeroesRaymond Moses

     Reptar's Details
Status:Single
Zodiac Sign:Pisces


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   Reptar's Blurbs
About me:
my first word was "lights" and it was all downhill from there.
Who I'd like to meet:
people who will grant me substantial influence and wealth. also the red power ranger. really any color power ranger for that matter, i just feel that i have the best connection with the red one.

   Reptar's Friend Space (Top 7)
Reptar has 34 friends.
 Regretful Morning 


 Reneé 


 Tee 


 Hooray For Pandas 


 Michael Ian Black 


 David Wain 


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Regretful Morning

Regretful Morning



Jan 25 2009 6:26 AM

Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bread.

I'll tell Chris Hansen to keep an eye on you.
Regretful Morning

Regretful Morning



Jan 21 2009 1:27 AM

Whats the happs? Still plugging away at school work? Drop me a line - let us know you're still alive.
Matt Pearson

Matt Pearson



Jan 12 2009 8:43 PM

Thanks! And please send me the link to your real blog. It will be one more reason to NOT sign into myspace.
Hooray For Pandas

Hooray For Pandas



Jan 4 2009 6:43 AM

Yay for Reptar!
Matt Pearson

Matt Pearson



Dec 21 2008 9:48 PM

New song from my 2008 progressive dinner: http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=24K5g0rw3BM
Regretful Morning

Regretful Morning



Nov 27 2008 3:33 AM

Appetite ruined yet?

Reneé

Reneé



Nov 26 2008 4:16 AM

No you dint!

So much for me buying you a big frothy beer then Reppie.

Have a great T-day, btw.
Reneé

Reneé



Nov 24 2008 6:43 PM

Ok Indiana boy.
Are you going to Chicago or Michigan to see Stella?
Tee

Tee



Oct 27 2008 1:25 PM

Blogs referencing your penis would probably be acceptable round these parts.
Reneé

Reneé



Oct 15 2008 4:26 PM

http://www. nbc. com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/update-thursday-part-3/742101/


FF to 2.06 or so...
Tee

Tee



Sep 30 2008 9:22 PM

Well bless your tiny, cold-in-the-morning-but-hopefully-warmed-up-by-lunchtime reptilian heart.

Blog subscriptions: all your favourite procrastination material in one convenient place.
:)
Dusty

Dusty



Sep 14 2008 12:36 PM

HOW'S REPTAR ON THIS FINE SUNDAY?
Reneé

Reneé



Sep 7 2008 5:05 AM

Reppie oh Reppie, how far out there my Reppie?
Dusty

Dusty



Sep 1 2008 12:05 PM

Well thanks for the "fever" it's been the best thing anyone has givin' me in a while! So does that mean when your big and famous I can ride your shirt tails?
Matt Pearson

Matt Pearson



Aug 31 2008 7:38 AM

Whenever you get a show on Comedy Central, please include me on your writing team. I will be able to add a lot of very valuable 90's commentary regarding Pete & Pete, the Secret World of Alex Mack, Salute Your Shorts, and every other Nick show ever. It's only fair for members of your cabinet.
Dusty

Dusty



Aug 27 2008 10:47 PM

Thanks for the add! Welcome to myspace!
Reneé

Reneé



Aug 25 2008 5:03 AM

Too late. It's done.
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