still thinks of her whenever I smell old books or hear babies crying or get kicked in the nuts or see her on Girls Gone Wild.Posted at 4:09 AM Nov 6 from Mobile view more
Born helpless, nude and unable to provide for myself, I eventually overcame these handicaps to amass an impressive collection of remote controls. For more information, date me.
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Max Crawford of Floydada, Texas, amazing people and former cheerleaders with low self-esteem. Oh, and Muntadhar al-Zaidi.
I'm not into adding just anyone who asks, so if I don't know you, I would really appreciate it if you send a message before trying to add me. If not, odds are I will just reject you.
I mean, you couldn't follow one simple direction, so we probably wouldn't get along.