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Raj Desai
Jokes / Stand-Up


Male
99 years old
Los Angeles, CA
United States



Last Login: 7/6/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/rajdesai  

   Raj Desai's Comedian Bio
BioMine’s not that interesting, but if you’re still jonesing to be uninterested in some dude’s bio, then check out this guy’s bio -- it’s current Secretary of Energy Samuel W. Bodman’s bio -- it may also not interest you: Bio of Sec. of Energy Samuel W. Bodman
TV ShowsLate Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson (I made numerous poor wardrobe choices on the show -- see for yourself up top!); Comedy Central’s Open Mic Fight Runner-Up; Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham 3, Last Comic Standing 6.

    Raj Desai's Interests
GeneralNeo-classical sculpture, urban design, the Concertos of Claude Debussy, wet t-shirt contests, hot buns competitions.
MusicAll kinds.
MoviesYou Can Count on Me, Rushmore, The Graduate, Raging Bull, Sholay many more -- you like movies, too, go see them.
TelevisionI don't watch TV -- I read books. Books like "Too Close for Comfort" and "Caroline in the City."
BooksTrashy romance novels! And, my guilty pleasure is Proust.
HeroesGeorge Zimmer from the Men's Wearhouse adds.
Groups: Comedy Op SwapF.B.I {[ Fully blooded Indians]}did u know ur your profile was copied to yesitsthere.com

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     Raj Desai's Details
Status:Single
Hometown:Arlington, TX
Body type:5' 11"
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio


Raj Desai's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 1 Total Plays: 34925 Plays Today: 1
Raj Desai Late Late Show 7/6/07
Raj Desai Late Late Show 7/6/07 rating
 

   Upcoming Gigs
Jul 6 2008 8:00P
Hollywood Improv Los Angeles CA
Jul 6 2008 9:00P
Josh Fadem’s Acid Reflux Hour Los Angeles CA
Jul 7 2008 8:00P
Agua Caliente Palm Springs CA
Jul 14 2008 8:00P
Tigerlilly Los Angeles CA
Jul 19 2008 11:00P
12 Shiny Nickels at Sunset Gardner Stage Los Angeles CA
Jul 23 2008 8:00P
R Bar Los Angeles CA

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   Raj Desai's Blurbs
About me:
Oh, enough about me, already! Tell me more about you -- your hopes, your dreams, your social security number and the chief location of your financial holdings.
Who I'd like to meet:
Cyborgs sent from the future to kill me. Maybe I could meet them and once they got to know me better they wouldn't want me dead so badly.

   Raj Desai's Friend Space (Top 12)
Raj Desai has 687 friends.
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Raj Desai's Friends Comments
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Patsy & Annette





Jul 6 2008 4:02 PM

Patsy And Annette: FILM STARS
Andrew Healan


Is Online


Jul 3 2008 1:14 PM

Happy Independence Day to a true American icon.

The Westside Eclectic





Jun 10 2008 3:27 PM

Hey Raj!

The Ed Galvez Punk House (awesomedude30. blip. tv) is performing at the Westside Eclectic Theater tomorrow at 9PM. Located at 1323-A 3rd St. Promenade. Would love to see you there!

Here is the line up for WEDNESDAY:

Jake Dill (Seattle)
Josh Fadem (Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
Renee Gauthier (NBC's Victoria Beckham; Coming to America)
Drew Koshgarian (Improv Olympic)
Kyle Kinane (last call w/ Carson daly)
William Maier (in The Air I Breathe, out now on DVD!")
Brian Swinehart (3 Clubs)

House Band: Tartar Control

$8 and FREE BEER
Danny Domino





Jun 1 2008 4:30 PM

Michelle H





May 29 2008 7:41 AM

If you're not performing on June 16 come down to Hermosa with Big Urn to meet for a drink. I'm in L.A. for one night only.
Shannon Hatch





May 23 2008 5:39 PM

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miso fresh





May 19 2008 1:06 PM

Hey "Raj Desai", I just gave you a human gift!
Click here to unwrap your human and see who it is!


i've decided to give you my most prized band, the messhall.

these aussies are wild! check 'm out :o)

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miso fresh





May 13 2008 4:54 PM

Hey Raj Desai, I just bought you as my PET!
Click to find out how much I think you're worth!



hi raj. i'd like to own you and bring you here to stay with us here in austin.

sound good?

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Church of Brody





May 6 2008 1:35 PM

Dear Newest Church of Brody member:

Thanks for joining the congregation! Way to KEEP IT POSITIVE! (brody mantra 1) by joining the WORLD*S FIRST MYSPACE FAITH!!

Remember that YOU are now in on the ground floor of THE MOST EXCITING THING IN RELIGION/PHILOSOPHY/SELF-HELP... so ENJOY IT! (brody mantra 2)

WHERE'D YOU GO TO HIGH SCHOOL?
(an important question the Reluctant Prophet asks each and every one of us to MAKE CONNECTIONS!)

Here's an easy reference cheat sheet for your BRODY MANTRAS:

Brody Mantra 1: KEEP IT POSITIVE!
Brody Mantra 2: ENJOY IT!
Brody Mantra 3: I KNOW PEOPLE! (PEOPLE KNOW ME!)
Brody Mantra 4: CELEBRITIES GET ME!
Brody Mantra 5: I GET IT!!
Brody Mantra 6: I’M MAKING CONNECTIONS! (I’M CONNECTING!)
Brody Mantra 7: I KNOW COMEDY!!!

And you clearly GET IT! now too, since you've join the CHURCH OF BRODY -- the only religion with an 88 mile per hour fastball!!

Yours in Brody,
THE CHURCH OF BRODY

(PS – When you are speaking to the Church of Brody – you are *NOT* speaking to BRODY STEVENS. The Church of Brody is just like any other church, in that if you want to speak directly to the “Man Upstairs”, then you can do that directly, on your own, without the need of some silly church or “holy man” to give you the hook-up. REPEAT: WE ARE NOT BRODY STEVENS… we are just the religion based on his ways and wisdom)





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Brian Farrell





Apr 27 2008 1:07 AM

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Michelle H





Apr 21 2008 3:02 PM

Raj, you wouldn't happen to have a copy of that episode of Sports for the Nutz where you were wailing on an air guitar to Guns 'n Roses would you?
Gangster Comedy





Apr 15 2008 1:20 PM

Instead of a piano wire you slayed with wit. Well done. Thanks for doing the show.
Gangster Comedy





Apr 11 2008 4:24 PM

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Karl Hess





Apr 8 2008 1:44 PM

hey-oooohhhhhh
Karl Hess





Apr 7 2008 3:03 PM

when does "Escape From Guantanamo Bay" come out?
A Different Type Of War





Apr 3 2008 3:17 AM

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Show





Mar 31 2008 4:35 PM

Samuel W. Bodman and Baron von Faggotron both concur: you are fucking hilarious. thanks for doing the show.
Troy Conrad





Mar 31 2008 11:48 AM

Congrats on the Late Show, Raj.

you rock.
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Show





Mar 27 2008 1:36 PM


Brought to you by: www. band-flyers. com

miso fresh





Mar 16 2008 5:30 PM

you're welcome! mine isn't too great either but definitely a window into hobbies and interests. it was cool to stumble upon you and then find that my friend knew you well. small world. ;o)
Michelle H





Mar 9 2008 6:15 PM

When are you going to perform in Austin?
Tia





Mar 6 2008 11:16 AM

great set last night. Have fun in New York!
Trixie McBimbo





Mar 8 2008 6:50 AM

Hey RajDesai,
I just wanted to send some love and hope you have a great weekend!

~Trixi



The Ed Galvez Punk House





Mar 6 2008 11:05 AM

thanks for doing the punk house!
Matt Braunger





Mar 1 2008 2:04 PM

New York is OURS!
John Vargas





Feb 19 2008 10:33 AM

Here's a flyer for the show.

I think it's gonna be a great time!

FREE BEER!!!!

Calavera 02.22.08
J. D.eesh (aka Mrs. Conviser)





Feb 13 2008 9:34 AM

yogurt! btw...rob popped up on my AIM the other day and i almost flipped out...
SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Show





Feb 7 2008 1:47 PM


Brought to you by: www.band-flyers.com

Debbie





Feb 4 2008 12:21 AM

Thank you so much for the add and the comment. Love your comedy!!!
A Different Type Of War





Feb 2 2008 4:00 AM

A featured comic at last! Let's see more stuff from ya on here. Pimp it out!
James





Jan 31 2008 11:43 AM


Matt Braunger





Jan 29 2008 4:27 PM

Featured comic at last! About time, you lazy bastard.
Physician Partridge





Jan 24 2008 2:43 PM

Congratulations are in order!

I just wrote my first Rape joke - I finally feel "Alternative".
The Hive





Jan 21 2008 9:39 PM

..
check out this video of the hive!
ED GALVEZ





Jan 21 2008 11:05 AM

वेदिका





Jan 7 2008 10:07 AM

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Michelle H





Dec 25 2007 6:40 PM

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Physician Partridge





Dec 24 2007 11:35 PM

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Matthew Sullivan