Ralf
Ralf Get me out of the Frostburg Cage

Male
28 years old
FROSTBURG, MARYLAND
United States



Last Login: 4/4/2008
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    Ralf's Interests
MoviesBareback Mountain...
TelevisionWill & Grace, Six feet under, Sendung ohne Namen

     Ralf's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Gay
Hometown:Regensburg, Germany
Body type:6' 3" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Undecided
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Student

   Ralf's Schools
Frostburg State University
Frostburg,Maryland
Graduated: 2006
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Computer Science
 

2005 to 2006



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   Ralf's Blurbs
About me:
Stuck in Frostburg! My student exchange program put me here without warning me before that I could be really bored at FSU. I am from Germany, living in Austria.

Right Handed or Left HandedRight
The Shoes You Wore TodayAdidas
Your Perfect PizzaTriple Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This YearMaster Degree
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messengerOhh...
Thoughts First Waking UpNext time someone calls me before noon I'll kill him
Your Best Physical FeatureMaybe my piercings?
Your Bedtimenot fixed yet.
Your Most Missed MemoryChildhood
Pepsi or CokePure Water without any taste
MacDonalds or Burger KingWendy's
Single or Group DatesSingle
Chocolate or VanillaVanilla
Cappuccino or CoffeeCoffee
Do you SmokeYes, still.... but I'm working on it!
Do you SwearSometimes
Do you SingNot often
Do you Shower DailyNo way!
Have you Been in LoveYes
Do you want to go to CollegeI want to leave college asap!!!
Do you want to get MarriedYes
Do you believe in yourselfProbably too much!
Do you get Motion SicknessYes
Do you think you are AttractiveYes
Are you a Health FreakIn some phases I am but generally I'm not
Do you get along with your ParentsNo
Do you like ThunderstormsIf I am safe...
Do you play an InstrumentGuitar, my voice
In the past month have you Drank AlcoholSure
In the past month have you SmokedDamn it, yes!
In the past month have you been on DrugsFuckin' hell, yes.
In the past month have you gone on a DateNo
In the past month have you gone to a MallNo month shall pass without going to a mall!
In the past month have you eaten SushiHate it!
In the past month have you been on StageNo
In the past month have you Stolen AnythingNo
Ever been Drunk:-)
Ever been Beaten upNot yet...
Ever ShopliftedSure
How do you want to DieQuickly
What do you want to be when you Grow UpDamn I am grown up. And I don't want to be me...
What country would you most like to VisitJordan
In a Boy.....
Favourite Eye ColorBlue
Favourite Hair ColorBlond
Short or Long Haireither
Heightdoesnt matter
WeightSkinnier than me
Best Clothing StyleSkater or Sportswear
Number of Drugs I have takenabout three
Number of CDs I ownNot countible
Number of Piercings2
Number of Tattoos0
Number of things in my Past I RegretHundreds
Who I'd like to meet:

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Ralf has 16 friends.
 Tom 


 I Don't do Laundry Damn It, So Stop Asking! 


 Kevin 


 Gio 


 mothafuckin mothafucka'; 





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I Don't do Laundry Damn It, So Stop Asking!

I Don't do Laundry Damn It, So Stop Asking!



Dec 26 2007 12:39 PM

Leo

Leo



Dec 16 2007 8:13 PM

Thanks for the add ;)
Nicotine

Nicotine



Mar 20 2007 5:33 PM

All the girls out there are totally lying when they tell you that size does not matter. Want proof?
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that Joey has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. KAKIM.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from KAKIM.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at KAKIM.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. KAKIM.COM

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Nicotine

Nicotine



Mar 16 2007 11:00 AM

Ok I know this is hard to believe but you remember seeing that message and bulliten a little while ago about the peniz pills to make it bigger? Well.... Just like you I am sure, thought it was funny and a joke, but today I find out that my own brother Aaron has been taking the pills since he heard about them on myspace and yes, they actually did work on him, he hooked me up with some and its been 2 weeks now already see a big difference and I ordered nine more bottles from YMBOB.COM
Yes My brother is living proof that they do work, he never used to get girls, now since a few months he is all popular with the girls in his class and work too. They made his saussage grow a full 3 inches in hardly any time, they really work fast on any guy.
If you order some now from YMBOB.com you will even get a full money back guarentee, so don't worry about them not working on you as well as they did on my bro and starting to on me as well.Tell them I sent you as a friend if they ask Just copy and paste this address into your browser and hook yourself up today YMBOB.COM
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I Don't do Laundry Damn It, So Stop Asking!

I Don't do Laundry Damn It, So Stop Asking!



Apr 27 2006 7:31 PM

Happy Birthday... hope you get all fucked up!
Akamu

Akamu



Apr 27 2006 7:04 PM

happy birthday
Kevin

Kevin



Apr 22 2006 5:19 PM

Hey Ralf, how are you doing? I haven't talked to you in a long long time. How are things going? hope to see ya sometime and maybe hang out as friends of course!
I Don't do Laundry Damn It, So Stop Asking!

I Don't do Laundry Damn It, So Stop Asking!



Apr 7 2006 1:38 AM

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What's up! Hope you're having a nice fuck'n day!
I Don't do Laundry Damn It, So Stop Asking!

I Don't do Laundry Damn It, So Stop Asking!



Mar 4 2006 9:59 PM

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Suzie opted not to get the driver-side airbags on her brand new car!
Hey Bud, thought this was funny, have a good one
I Don't do Laundry Damn It, So Stop Asking!

I Don't do Laundry Damn It, So Stop Asking!



Feb 12 2006 1:24 AM

Ralf.. u snowboard... God I love snow. Have fun
I Don't do Laundry Damn It, So Stop Asking!

I Don't do Laundry Damn It, So Stop Asking!



Feb 10 2006 5:24 PM

Hey Ralfie boy!! hope your having an awesome day!
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