Ralph
Ralph JEEPIN' DAWG!

Male
25 years old
LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 1/10/2009
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    Ralph's Interests
GeneralJeeping, barking at the cats, barking at that nasty Cocker Spaniel that sucker punched me. Snoozing on the end of my mom's bed. Hanging with the big dogs at Runyon Canyon. Chewing REAL bones. Screw that Nyla bone thing. I don't chew rubber. Kongs are only good if they have something tasty in them. Poker with Sammy and Sasha.
MusicI don't listen to music. You humans put way too much emphasis on noise.
MoviesI sleep through them.
TelevisionAnimal Planet...especially when they have those big international dog shows...some of those bitches have nice...er...tails.
BooksNot even worth chewing.
HeroesThe good people at Pet Orphans of Southern California for finding my mom for me after I was cruelly stuffed through their fence in the middle of the night.

My mom.


     Ralph's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Hollywood
Body type:1' 0" / Athletic
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:Watch Dog



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   Ralph's Blurbs
About me:


I'm 21 in human years...3 in dog years...but I don't drink. I am the official co-pilot in a 2003 Jeep TJ. I roll on a 4" Full Traction long arm lift and 33" tires. Jim at JC Fab and Design is the only person who touches MY Jeep.



Miniature Pinscher History (or "Damn it! I am not a Minature Doberman.")

The Miniature Pinscher is not a scaled-down, smaller version of anything, especially the much larger Doberman. Both the Doberman and Miniature Pinscher likely descended from the Old German Standard Pinscher, (considered by many to be behind several German breeds) but there the relationship ends. Historians agree that the Miniature Pinscher originated in Germany several centuries ago as an efficient barnyard ratter. In an AKC Gazette column of 1935, Helen Coster stated that in response to her inquiry, the German Kennel Club in Stuttgart, said in their letter to her "the Zwerg or Dwarf Pinscher is a pure German breed from olden times, and that it has nothing to do with the Doberman or the Manchester Terrier." The Club also calls him the "Reh" Pinscher, but this term is only used for a dog of stag-red color, "reh" referring to a small red deer found in German forests years ago.

The Miniature Pinscher has been pictured in old paintings and sculptures that unmistakably place him as a very old breed, but because factual documentation began less than 200 years ago, his actual origins cannot be stated in fact. In 1936 Dr. H. G. Reinchenbach, a German writer, stated that the breed was a cross of the Dachshund and Italian Greyhound. Many historians and those who have researched the background of the breed agree that the ancestors of the Min Pin most likely include a combination of the smaller German smooth-haired Pinschers, the Italian Greyhound and the Smooth Dachshund.

For the sake of those who still argue that the Miniature Pinscher was bred down from the Doberman Pinscher, it was not until the year 1890 that Louis Dobermann, for whom the Doberman Pinscher is named, bred his first real Doberman.

Mr. Dobermann was a German tax collector and dogcatcher. A skilled breeder, he set out to create a medium sized working dog that would accompany and protect him during the day on his travels. He stated a wish to breed "a giant terrier that would look much like the five-pound Reh Pinscher but that would be fifteen times heavier and larger." Most educated guesses suggest that crosses of the larger type German Short Haired Pinscher (no. 3 in Mr. Wolphofer's book) native German Shepherds, the Rottweiler, and perhaps the Greyhound and Black and Tan Terrier were used to perfect the Doberman by 1899. As we have seen, Miniature Pinscher were being produced in profusion long before this date.

(taken in part from Minature Pinscher Club of America, Inc.)


Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name??Ralph
What's your mommy/owners name?Crickett
What breed are you?Miniature Pinscher
How much did you cost??Donation of $300 to Pet Orphans of So. Cal.
What's your facorite toy?Stinky bones!
Tap water ot bottled water?Filtered
Do you always walk or are you always carried?I have 4 good paws...I walk!
How many pounds will you weigh full grown?11...getting a bit...er...hefty
Do you wear clothes?Yep, if it's cold
Long or short hair?Short
Indoor or outdoor?Indoor
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed?My own bed. I have two of them.
What's your fave color?Green
Do you chase cats or get along with them?Both. I tease them, but we cuddle too.
How old are you? (in people years)21
Do you like to go swimming?Yep!
Are you fixed?yeah
What color are your eyes?Brown
What color is your hair?Black and tan
Do you get groomed?Nope...wash and wear.
Are you potty trained?Yep...outdoor and piddle pad
How much do you bark?Only when Mom comes home or someone comes to the door.
Have you ever bit anyone?Nope, I am a gentleman
Do you believe in interbreedal mating?No comment since I am neutered.
Do you like the bath or hate it?Hate it!
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack?I'm cool
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you?Nope, I'm no frou frou dog.
Do you do any doggie sports??Is offroading considered a doggie sport yet?
How cute are you from 1 to 10?10+ (that bent left ear makes me cuter than the average cute)

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Who I'd like to meet:
Other 4 leg myspacers. Definately other Jeepin' and Off Roadin' Dawgs. Anyone cool who likes hangin' with MinPins and wants to talk about dog activities.

Bands, listen up! I don't listen to music. So please don't waste your time or mine.

Please no friends requests unless you are into eating the hairballs the cat throws up...then we have something to talk about. I don't collect people because they think they are cute or are in a contest with their friends to see how many "friends" they can collect. I am a dog, not a thing to be collected and I don't think you are cute. (You are human, you look funny.)

Any and all dogs who think they are cute...sign up! (Yes, I will check to see that you are of the canine species...ie...I will be looking for a myspace page loaded with dog items and pictures.)


   Ralph's Friend Space (Top 12)
Ralph has 31 friends.
 Crickett 


 Jim:{> 


 jen 


 JC FAB & DESIGN 


 Rico Suave 


 Linda 


 Cricket 


 Boomer Bond 007~ Super spy! 


 ~*LEXIE*~ 


 Gone to FB 


 realbadger 


 Chuy 





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Jan 11 2009 2:12 PM

Better than that! I still have some Cars diapers around here with Lightning McQueen on 'em...or Mater. I forget.
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Jan 10 2009 6:02 AM

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Hey Ralph, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


Someone in Chicago owns you now baby dog.

realbadger

Geoffrey Gould



Nov 20 2008 8:56 AM

Happy birthday...!
jen

jen sikorski



May 27 2008 10:55 PM

Hey Ralph, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!




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Crickett

Crickett Hoffman



May 7 2008 11:56 PM


Hey Ralph, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!

Hey! Dumb dog! You're my bitch now!

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May 5 2008 4:35 AM


Hey Ralph, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're worth!

I'm your NEW mommy!!!

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Mar 24 2008 3:07 AM

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Happy Easter!
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Dec 7 2007 1:32 AM

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Nov 20 2007 4:15 AM

Happy almost birthday!!!
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Apr 8 2007 3:30 AM

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Happy Easter!
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Apr 6 2007 3:42 AM

Ralph, buddy, you haven't blogged lately....whassup with that???
Raja & Lulu

Raja & Lulu



Feb 14 2007 3:18 PM


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Raja & Lulu



Feb 2 2007 3:57 PM

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Dec 28 2006 11:36 PM

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xoxoxo Boomer
Shiloh

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Nov 20 2006 7:32 PM



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Nov 17 2006 4:32 PM


Have a happy bday Ralphie!
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Nov 17 2006 3:01 PM

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Oct 30 2006 7:28 PM

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Lots of love............Booracula!!!
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Oct 16 2006 5:12 PM

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Oct 4 2006 9:32 PM

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Hiya Ralphie!
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Oct 2 2006 5:16 PM

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I hope you had a fun weekend!
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Sep 6 2006 8:43 PM

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Rico Suave

Rico Suave



Aug 28 2006 9:44 PM

Hey Ralph, my neck is all healed! I'm good as new man... Hey, check out my new girlfriend -



She's a hottie, isn't she???
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Aug 25 2006 6:35 PM

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Aug 13 2006 6:38 AM

Hey Ralph!!!
Thank for da add bud

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