and now for something completely myspace...

My name is ralphski and this is my story. Sometime in the 1970s or 80s in Eastern Europe, my father, an engineer, was designing something entitled the Communist Shuffle. My mother, a metallurgist, decided that the Communist Shuffle could not be a proper dance until it had what the polish call "Wiecej dzwonek" which roughly translates to "more cowbell". Later, the Communist Shuffle became the Warsaw Shuffle, and was viewed as Dangerous by the authorities who declared martial Law in Poland. We immigrated to Australia where we were given refuge status. A year later I discovered Mount Kosciusko before anyone else had ever even seen it before, and was given the Order of Australia, along with two free rolls of toilet paper, something of a luxury in communist Poland. I met some famous people, including the Mayor of France, and quickly descended into a life of a drug taking, natural living, deeply religious atheist. As punishment for my lifestyle and antics (details of which are protected by the Australian Homeland Security Act, 1969, section 3c) I was locked into a windowless, doorless, airless, room that within it’s stainless steel walls, floor, and ceiling, contained a single stereo, a single CD and a single CD player with two speakers. The CD was labelled "Folks are Dumb where I come from". The only way for "them" to pump air into the room and for me to survive was for me to listen to the CD.

Eventually I was to weak too care about the missed beats.
I danced with Humpty Dumpty.
I laughed at the walls.
I played along to the laughter.
I rejected Godfather 3.

After 48 days of listening to the CD, and repenting all other things, I was let go and released into the wild.

I now obey that CD.
I make music.
I record and produce other people.
I remix bands and singers.
Other people remix me.
On a good day I get paid for it.

I also DJ using these big black discs that can only fit two songs on each side and have no place in our modern society.
Sometimes I do it sober, but prefer not too.

And I swear, every word is nearly true.

I am also a member of the avante-garde Tsuki LaLa project, which is making noise world wide (assuming people play it on their stereos world wide). Our debut EP "glamorous world of running alone", is far from terrible and available now on itunes , emusic , napster, rhapsody, and other good music retailers. We now have a six piece electronic / acoustic live show featuring a horn section, acoustic and electric guitars, two vocalists, and some idiot monkey fisting the keyboard. But damn it, it's crazy time... And yes, we're taking bookings... internationally you can get in touch with lara@geishabar.com.au , while UK and nearby Europe bookings just email bookings@leftfootrecords.com. Bookings For DJ bookings or other inquiries please contact Lara at Level 10 Artist Management: lara@geishabar.com.au

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