In 1987 two wacked kids (aged 14 and 15) from Long Island, New York decided that the Rambo cartoon they watched every morning desperately needed to be parodied. This myspace page will feature the best of the worst that they have done. We hope you enjoy it.
Keep in mind that these vids are over 20 years old! Done before mystery science theatre, before the internet, and before the juggernaut, bitch!
Wacked Kid #1. The voice of Rambo, Kat, Turbo, Trautman, General Warhawk, Havok, Gripper, Mad Dog, Snake Bite, The Strawberry Chief, Nomad, TD, and all assorted characters
Wacked kid #2 Tapes everything. Fills in many assorted characters and is resposible for the laughing in the background.
Yes, these pictures were taken in 1987
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Rambo - The Force of Freedumb is dumb as all hell Posted at 6:46 PM Nov 3, 2007 view more
Who I'd like to meet: This is the official page for Rambo! The force of freedumb! Join Rambo as he curses and screams his way through every intelligence defying adventure! He's here to save us all from The forces of S.A.V.A.G.E, although it seems like he never really wants to.
The GOOD Guys: Name: John J. Rambo Description: Vietnam war vet who loves blowing shit up, cursing people out and putting lumps of dog shit on kids heads. He hates and yells at everyone on his team except for Trautman. The man who trained him. He's fireproof, waterproof and can jump out of a helicopter without getting cut by the blades! Memorable Quote: "It's a good thing this is possible"
Name: Col. Trautman Description: He's the man who trained Rambo and is constantly informing everyone on just what rambo can do. He eventually became senile and more obsessed with rambo's abilities in his later years to the point where he just yells Rambo's name over and over. Often calls Rambo, "flambo" Why he does this, no one is really sure. Memorable Quote: "Good goin, Flambo!!"
Name: Turbo Description: He might be a mechanical genius who hooks up Rambo with all sorts of logic defying weapons, but he's also a total chicken shit and gets caught or beat up by the enemy. Rambo is constantly yelling at him and his accent sets black people back about 100 years Memorable Quote: "Oh 'Sit"
Name: Kat Description: She's a master of disguise, supposedly. Much like Turbo, she's always getting caught and Rambo has to save the day even though most of the time it seems like he doesn't really care. She sounds like a valley girl and smokes too much pot Memorable Quote: "Oh my Gawd"
Name: White Dragon Description: Doofy Ninja. Why he's on Rambo's team we'll never know. He is the brother of Black Dragon and uses his Ninja power to "notice" things. Memorable Quote: "Hmm...I notice.."
The BAD Guys: Name: General Warhawk Description: Bad ass terrorist from the south. He's the leader of S.A.V.A.G.E. and he is Rambo's arch enemy. No one is sure how he funds his operation or how he manages to have a base in any country he wants. Always gets away at the end of every episode. Memorable Quote: "Dat's pretty good"
Name: Sgt. Havoc Description: General Warhawk's bumbling right hand man and peronal bodyguard. Always getting his ass handed to him by Rambo no matter what weapon he uses. Memorable Quote: "FUCK!!"
Name: Gripper Description: General Warhawk's other moron. No matter how many bullets he fires at Rambo the bullets just never seem to hit him. Perhaps his missing hand and eye play a major part in his inability to shoot straight or fight worth a damn. Memorable Quote: "I got him! I got Him!"
Name: Snakebite Description: He loves spiders and snakes. He's always using animals and insects to try and get Rambo. Never seems to work though Memorable Quote: "These things are gonna eat every part of him--includin' the balls!"
Name: Black Dragon Description: Black Dragon is the leader of his own moronic ninja crew. Sworn enemy of his own brother, White Dragon. He seems to be the only one with enough guts to curse out Rambo to his face. Memorable Quote: "I'm a bad ass ninja!"
Name: Mad Dog Description: Leader of a biker crew that Rambo Calls "the gay bikers." Memorable Quote: "Stop callin' us gay bikers"
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Sorry that I haven't been by this page in a while, but I'm still digging your videos on YouTube anytime a new one is uploaded. It's always guaranteed to give me a ton of laughs, so thanks as always for that. Have a great and safe weekend.
THIS SUNDAY AT KNITTING FACTORY JOIN US TO BE APART OF THE ZOMBIE BAR CRAWL, FLESH HOOK SUSPENSIONS, NAKED BURNING ANGEL GIRLS IN "STRIP FOR PAIN", NASSAU CHAINSAW AND MUCH MORE......
They should release a Director's Cut version of the new Rambo DVD where, after Rambo kills everyone at the end and guts the main bad guy, he sees Trautman's ghost pop out from behind the tree to shout "FLAMBOOOOOO, YOU DID A GOOD JOB!"
I gotta say that the "Rambo and the Sepulcher of Power, Part 3" video that you have posted on YouTube is one of the funniest things I have ever seen. The basketball game scene with the Harlem Globetrotters theme playing was pricelessly hilarious.
