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Rampant Jake Bullets Moonshine Jug Band
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   Rampant Jake Bullets Moonshine Jug Band: General Info
Member Since11/25/2005
Band Websitehttp://www.rampantjakebullets.bravehost.com
Band MembersRampant Jake Bullets - (Irreverent Wastrel Enhancer)

Mama Spittle - (Digitized Catheter Wizard)

D-4m'd - (Cirrhotic Man Wench)

Someone else - (Syndromechanics)

Plus incidental stuff by Smoky Felcher,
Invisible Alice, Maltbork,
Hot Frank Babble, Vile-8
Reverend Zeus Faber
Cider Jack and Young Mouthy Brown.

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InfluencesJohnny Cash, NWA, Senser, Beastie Boys, Jawbone, Abba, Public Enemy, Boney M, Otis Lee Crenshaw, Britney Spears, Buckweet, Doctor Steel, Bob Marley, Goldie Lookin Chain, MIA, Eminem, DZK, David Allen Coe, Less Than Jake, NOFX, Weird Al Yankovic, Paul Anka, Gretchen Wilson, Red Belcher and The Kentucky Ridgerunners, Hayseed Dixie, The Crystal Method, Mylo, Flogging Molly, Lucien, Uncle Fucker, Dixie Chicks, Dye No.2, Atom And His Package, Smoky Robinson, B-Star, Avril Lavigne, Madonna, Lonesome Pine Fiddlers, Hobo Jack Adkins, Bad Religion, Primus, Mr Bungle, The Prodigy, Sick Of It All, Green Day, Cowboy Troy, Lightyear, Herman's Ugly Wife, Pop Will Eat Itself, Pee Wee Lambert, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rob Zombie, Send More Paramedics, Fort Minor, Tex Ritter, The Mutton Shutters, vile-8, The Soggy Bottom Boys, Pharcyde, Wu Tang Clan, Bloodhound Gang, Disposable Heroes Of Hiphoprisy, John Cena and Tha Trademarc (?!) The Handsome Family, that bloke,
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Sounds LikeIf Rich Hall was raised on the Beastie Boys and had a lobotomy then Otis Lee Crenshaw may have ended up like this. Adding a funky edge to traditional bluegrass roots as well as barn storming hip hop, country rap, coarse lyrics and mistimed twangdoodles. This is a harsh tangent to previous malcontent melodies but should help you, the listener, to dig a little further into the depths of this bearded monkey twizzler and his cadre of wronguns. HIP HOP HILLBILLIES? REDNECK RAPPERS? YOU DECIDE. (and then we'll ignore you anyway)

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   About Rampant Jake Bullets Moonshine Jug Band
THE OFFICIAL STORY
Infamous Texan turd Rampant Jake Bullets is back, taking a short forced break from the acoustic ska funk kuntry of Buckweet, he presents the soundtrack to the new revolution with his latest band, the Rampant Jake Bullets Moonshine Jug Band. Adding rasping nu-blues, funk driven angst to a thriving hip hop hillbilly edge replete with samples, coarse lyrics and mistimed twangdoodles. This is a harsh tangent to previous malcontent melodies but should help you, the casual listener, to dig a little further into the depths of this bearded monkey twizzler. Rampant Jake and the hardcore legend of DJ Paedoslayer teamed together to change the musical boundaries in which Buckweet became entrenched, now they aim to make a record that pumps a certain rap element into the disco blues kuntry keywords bonanza.

Click on the banner below for Rampant Jake's poetry page. A pseudonym is used for moral safety.


THE TRUTH(ish)
Ok, it may seem obvious to anyone who has eyes (not to offend the blind people out there but as far as I know brail monitors haven't been invented yet) the beards, masks, deformities and names may not be real. The hat is though. But here's the lowdown for y'all. After the whole campaign to get Tom Bosley's head carved into Mount Rushmore (alongside those other true american patriots Hulk Hogan, David Hasselhoff and Megatron) we had to go into hiding and those good people at the WITNESS PROTECTION PROGAM deemed it wise that a hip hop country band of losers would be cunning enough to fool those who wished to harm us. Relocating us to the south of England for our own safety was also another kick in the pants but we, as ever, make the best of a really, really crappy situation and have fluorished amongst the bowler hats, spam sandwiches and gun control. Hence our recordings have garnered a cult status in interweb circles, so if you wanna hear more about us then drop us a line and keep watching this space as new songs will be appearing at some point. Dunno when. Damn we suck. Peace out y'all!
The future is here. And it has a beard.


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Jul 13 2007 5:02 AM

HOOLLY SHYT Yo...its been a maad long tyme lol...we finally logged back on, but are working on other projects, so we got beats on there produced by me, whitay tightay...Comment back lol, and im feelin the new music
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Apr 5 2007 4:18 AM

Just droppin by to wish U a nice day =)

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Mar 6 2007 3:54 AM

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The Hired Goon

The Hired Goon



Feb 28 2007 1:03 PM

Hello Mate. Long time no see. Hope all's well with ya.
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Feb 22 2007 9:38 PM


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Crackaz With Anger (Beats Profile)



Feb 15 2007 3:55 AM

yo watsup rampant...havent talked in a while

got a new song...still not that professional though, were droppin an album this summer

gimme some feedback

-Whitay Tightay
Michelle

Michelle



Feb 14 2007 3:16 PM

hi sexy,

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Loads of love ????

Bet u cant guess who it is!
Dave Loughran

Dave Loughran



Feb 6 2007 7:45 PM

Hi

Hey there are 4 new songs in my player from my album ..your feedback would be great.

Hows things your end?

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Ammonite



Feb 2 2007 12:02 PM

Haven’t visited you for a while. How are things with you?

Just letting you know that two new songs (Time Well Wasted & Any Part Of You) from my debut album titled “As It Should Be” have been added to my page. Please feel free to have a listen, I would really appreciate it.

Also all 4 tracks are now available to download. Enjoy!!!

Keep in touch
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pet

pet



Jan 25 2007 12:28 PM

OH where oh where has my lil Jake gone oh where oh where can he be...

*sniffles* we miss you, whose laptop did ya barrow this time! any signs of getting the pc/skype going again? we need/want a new interview with you!

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K.O. StaR

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Jan 8 2007 9:16 PM

Have a Fantastic 2007 year ahead =)
-Kelvin
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