Miranda
Miranda For every cat that dials 9-1-1 to save its owner, there's gotta be a hundred that dial 7-4-1. Then probably another thousand that dial a shoe.

Female
25 years old
Murray, KENTUCKY
United States



Last Login: 11/23/2009
Mood: annoyed Mood Image
View My: Pics | Videos | Gifts

   Contacting Miranda

 MySpace URL: 

    Miranda's Interests
General

The Beatles, awesome glass bottles, shaking up sodas, MikWright books, shopping at SVdP, trying out new recipes, British music magazines, RIT dye, tattoos, scones, stickers, cooking, talking about the Beatles with someone who is genuinely interested, books about the Beatles, laughing and making others laugh, finding great funny clips of the Beatles, the smell of fabric softener, cookbooks, listening to new music, the sounds of the dryer and the dishwasher, The Beatles, and making mix cds.

SOME GENERAL DISLIKES: The phrase "Git-R-Done," dreamcatchers, rude people, disaster nudity, being broke, tYpInG lIkE tHiS, people who post too many inane survey bulletins, and stupid people.

Music

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

I listen to anything and everything. I absolutely love the Beatles, everything else is secondary. To me, they are utterly fantastic. I firmly believe that there is at least one great song to be found in every genre.

MoviesAnything by Christopher Guest! Drop Dead Gorgeous, Shaun of the Dead, Saved!, Home For The Holidays....I have a bunch of favorites.
TelevisionI'll watch just about anything. I love A&E, The Office, Criminal Minds, and Wife Swap.
BooksAnything by Laurie Notaro! I'm a member of the Idiot Girls Action Adventure Club! That sounds like something that most people wouldn't be proud of....

"Of course, I would enjoy nothing more that getting some really cheap bath crystals, so I could use them when I take a shower because I don't have a bathtub. If you could get me some that smell like Pine-Sol or an old lady's teeth, I would squeal with glee! Happy piglet I would be. What else would be more relaxing than tossing up a handful of crystals and running around my shower stall so they hit me and stick to me like kitty litter?"

Anything by David Sedaris! He is so completely hilarious!

"Listen, you might want to pack a few of your things before going to bed. The former Bishop of Turkey will be coming tonight along with six to eight black men. They might put some candy in your shoes, they might stuff you into a sack and take you to Spain, or they might just pretend to kick you. We don't know for sure, but we want you to be prepared."

And Plastic Jesus by Poppy Z. Brite

HeroesJohn Lennon, I know...it sounds incredibly cliche. He was so fascinating. Yeah, did I mention that I LOVE The Beatles?

     Miranda's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Owensboro, KY
Body type:5' 7" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:Someday
Education:In college
Occupation:Financial burden to my parents...

   Miranda's Schools
Murray State University
Murray, KY
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
 

2006 to Present
University Of Louisville
Louisville, KY
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Music Education
Greek:   Delta Omicron

2002 to 2004
Daviess County High School
Owensboro,Kentucky
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1998 to 2002



Miranda prefers to hide from most people. Posted at 9:14 PM Mar 25
view more

Miranda's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

Beatle Fest in Chicago this August...  (view more)

How Dare they...  (view more)

Life in song...  (view more)

Goddamn you, Rock Band!  (view more)

The Tuesday Top 15 - 2/24/09  (view more)

[View All Blog Entries]

   Miranda's Blurbs
About me:

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Who I'd like to meet:
Ideally, I'd love to have met John Lennon or George Harrison. I'd love to meet His Maccaness and Ringo though. I don't know, I would really like to meet George Martin or would like to have met Leonard Bernstein. I guess that's about it...

I really wish I could get this guy in the kitchen with me. I would die if Macca made me mashed potatoes.

....




   


   Miranda's Friend Space (Top 7)
Miranda has 37 friends.
 The Beatles 


 Paul McCartney 


 Clarissa 


 Jasper Jones 


 Shane 


 John 


 Sara 





Miranda's Friends Comments
Displaying 25 of 207 comments  ( View All | Add Comment )
The Coolest Sandi on Ice

Sandi Embry



Sep 2 2009 5:05 AM

So what do you think about the new rock band coming out?  Oh... what's the name... it's a lil band that I thought you may heard of...
Joe Firstman

Joe Firstman



Jul 15 2009 3:37 AM



Nashville, TN - Wednesday night! 7PM

Photobucket

Photobucket



jul 15 nashvegas, tennessee 3rd & lindsley
Sara

Sara Doolin



Jun 28 2009 4:49 AM

Hi poops! How have you been?
☠vintageapple☠

Valery Hagan



Jun 14 2009 1:33 AM

Hi
Eddie Money

Eddie Money



Apr 24 2009 2:47 AM

Hi, The Great Miranda! We hope that you will check out Eddie's CD, "Wanna Go Back" in stores, on Amazon, and on Eddie Money - Wanna Go Back! Eddie hand picked and performs new versions of 12 classic hits that were all songs that he loved playing as a kid when he was growing up!!!

check out Eddie Money

Please check back to see when Eddie will be performing live in your area!!! Also, get back to your rock roots with Eddie's label mates, Saints Of The Underground's "Love The Sin, Hate The Sinner" on Saints Of The Underground - Love The Sin, Hate The Sinner and in stores now! Please help spread the word with your friends and pick up your copies today!!!

Thanks for supporting Eddie Money! Rock on!!!

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ~Sheri~Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

Sheri Xx



Apr 3 2009 3:19 PM

Michelle

Michelle Fain Parker



Mar 5 2009 10:57 PM

So what do you think of Rock Of Love Bus?
☠vintageapple☠

Valery Hagan



Dec 23 2008 10:04 PM

MySpace Comments
MySpace Comments at GlitterBell. com
Rena Pearl

Rena Pearl



Dec 15 2008 5:53 AM

so i think you should actually wear bells tomorrow...LOL
Sara

Sara Doolin



Dec 10 2008 3:34 AM

Thought you could add these to your Jesus Collection, even though they are soooo wrong they are hillarious! LMFAO. Miss you Miranda Face!

Photobucket

Photobucket
shannon &hearts these bullets know my name &hearts

Shannon Kleier



Sep 20 2008 5:34 AM

Photobucket

"Hello, my name is Teh-blah-blah, and I want to kill you.
"
Sara

Sara Doolin



Sep 8 2008 12:28 AM

song chart memes
more music charts
☠vintageapple☠

Valery Hagan



Aug 14 2008 1:48 AM

Hot Comments
MySpace Graphics at GlitterBell. com
Birthday Comments
Rena Pearl

Rena Pearl



Jul 15 2008 3:00 AM

i have coupons for lean pockets...LOL....read my last bulletin..LOL..you're in it! i'm trying to make a note on facebook but it's being STUPID!
Jasper Jones

Jasper Jones



Jul 6 2008 5:17 AM

Have fun at Ringo-mania tomorrow! If you get to meet him ask him to do "Old Greg" cuz you know, "old Greg" is just Ringo turned to 11
The Coolest Sandi on Ice

Sandi Embry



May 27 2008 9:33 PM

song chart memes
more graph humor and song chart memes
The Coolest Sandi on Ice

Sandi Embry



Apr 15 2008 10:58 PM

Word... We always called him "Monkey Face" lol!!
Aint on yesterday, focused on tomorrow *Una Dolce*

Aint on yesterday, focused on tomorrow *Una Dolce*



Apr 14 2008 1:37 AM

thanks girl! she came way early, but shes doin great! hope to see ya soon!
K-Dub

Kera Wedding



Apr 8 2008 3:42 PM

Happy Birthday! i know it's 4 days late but my internet was down. I'm sorry.
*hug*
Anne

Anne



Apr 5 2008 2:28 PM

HAPPY FREAKIN BIRTHDAY!!! i so totally stole this pic from some three year olds bday party!...note the poor paint job that i gave the cake...it wasnt that easy to turn lydia into miranda...oh well...Photobucket
Jasper Jones

Jasper Jones



Apr 5 2008 7:55 AM

Happy Birthday to ya
Nancy

Nancy



Apr 4 2008 11:33 PM

Birthday Cat

Go ahead and splurge.... Grab one of those Fast Track "under the counter" cupcakes and enjoy!!!! Happy 24th Birthday =)
shannon &hearts these bullets know my name &hearts

Shannon Kleier



Apr 4 2008 4:35 PM

Photobucket
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ~Sheri~Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

Sheri Xx



Apr 4 2008 1:05 PM

Birthday Myspace Glitter Graphics
[S.M.V. 22.3]

[S.M.V. 22.3]



Apr 3 2008 4:54 PM

haha. I don't know.
I just think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread!
have a great day dearie!
Add Comment


©2003-2009 MySpace.com. All Rights Reserved.