Current mood:surprisedThank you journos for coming. Here's how the conference will work. Randip will read a short statement after which he will open the floor for a short Q&A period. Ok, on we go.
"In the words of Homer Simpson, if I could just say a few words.... I'd be a better public speaker. I've just been made an offer of employment to work for the fine people of Spannerworks as a Graduate Natural Search Analyst. As promised the news breaks via myspace, mainly due to my laziness in finding it too much of a chore to broadcast to individuals. So to the whopping five people subscribed to this, now you know. And to further highlight my laziness, there will be no Q&A. Thank you and good day."Ok, you heard the man, no Q&A, now scram!