I once had a ho when I first started out GOD DAAAYUUUM! I wanted to bang her
then I got a big break when I fought a rainbow haired warrior I don't know why he's called that, I mean where's the violet I don't give a fuck though my middle name is violent I don't dwell on these petty things I'm sick and twisted fool I'll cut off your ding a ling
CUZ MY NAME IS----------- AHHHHHHHHH BYSS!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH BYSS BYSS BYSS BYSS! AAAAA BYSS!
(hahahahaha) cuz I've murdered more bitches than Light Yagami Angle, AJ, Cor Von, Raven Jeff Jarret, Jada from Outkast and even Jeff Harvey
I can do anything, even rule this world with a microphone FUCK the Flobots got nothin on me, cuz my name is---
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHH BYSS! BYSS BYSS BYSS! ABYSS!
And this is my song... you got a problem like that? (hahahahaha) I'll fuck you up like I did with that idiot Sabu or perhaps, I'll just whack you with a baseball bat (Don West solo: THAT'S WRAPPED IN BOBBED WIRE!) (YO, A RATTATAT TAT!)
I wrestle in the six-sided ring some would say that I am the king well listen up, I'm gonna enjoy my reign and I'm gonna enjoy this pain (that I'm bout to inflict) ON YOUUUUUUUUUUU!
God damnit Fuck you Slag off How can anyone stay mad When they sit And yell PENIS!
We play The Penis Game in the morning (Penis!) We play The Penis Game after lunch (PENIS!) We play The Penis Game after dinner (PEEENIS!) And then we laugh so fucking hard we just don' care!
Penis! (Penis!) PENIS! (PENIS!!)
Bloody hell you wanker Fuck you, you douche Life may be shit But here we all sit, here on our 'toosh And yell PENIS!
Come on. Come now, step into the club, Your heart starts beating fast, thud after thud, You walk up to the bar, looked at like mud, ‘Hi There, Hey you, I really want a cock…’
TAIL. They call it, metro sexual, Still means I’m heterosexual, I’d be lying if I told you that I wanna be, Standing in a cubicle with a penis up inside of me. So I walk onto the dance floor, proud of what I am, Yeah so what, I’m listening to Wham? I’m dancing, party like it’s 99, Ask me and I’m sure you’ll find, I’m perfect for you.
So I like cock? …Tails. Bloody Mary, princess of Wales. Singalong, a sixpence, Lettin’ down my defense, Maybe I like Cock. Or Just enjoy my drink? …Makes you think.
So I walk a little bit funny, I wear a scarf, even when it’s sunny. I put my hand on my hip, smoking a fag, Once or twice I even dressed up in drag, That’s not strange, it’s just experimental, Try me on for size, I promise I’ll be gentle, I just love cock…
TAILS. Oh baby, Pina Colada, Sweet thing, give it to me harder, Gimme one more, Long island on the rocks, Yeah so what, I don’t like sucking on cocks, Walking one way, dressing another, Don’t mean I wanna have a man as a lover, You know, shit happens, that’s how life is, I just wanna be covered in Gucci’s.
So I dress up for a party, I think I’m kinda arty, I ain’t afraid to make myself look good, So what if it takes Makeup? Yeah Ima dirty fake-up. I treat myself like I should.
Because. I. Like. Cock.
Tails. Sex On The Beach, Is well within my reach, Yeah, so, the names flirtatious, I’m a man, who’s oh so gracious, I’m not gonna force, anyone to do, Anything they don’t want, not least with you, Sorry man, you just ain’t my bag, Cuz I don’t like men, but I do like cock…
I. Like. Cock. (TAILS) I. Like. Cock. (TAILS) I. Like. Cock. (TAILS) I LIKE COCK…
I’m coming home, I’ve been gone for far too long. Do you remember me at all? I’m leaving, Have I fucked things up again? I’m dreaming, Too much time without you spent.
It hurts, Wounds so sore. Now I’m torn, Now I’m torn.
I’ve been far away, When I see your tits, My dick bursts into fire. Dicks burst into fire.
You’re not alone, I know I’m far for home. Do you remember me at all? I’m leaving, Do you wait for me again? I’m screaming, No more days without you spent.
It hurts, Wounds so sore. Now I’m torn, Now I’m torn.
I’ve been far away, When I see your tits My dick bursts into fire. Dicks burst into fire.
My bed, so cold, so lonely. No arms, just sheets to hold me. Has this world stopped turning? Are we forever to be apart? Forever to be apart.
It hurts, Wounds so sore. Now I’m torn, Now I’m torn.
I’ve been far away, When I see your tits My dick bursts into fire Dicks burst into fire
I’m coming home, I’ve been gone for far too long. I’m coming home, Do you remember me at all? Do you remember me at all?
