White Boys for Punk Rock Capitalism are now proud to offer you the following:
WHITE BOYS FOR WORLD WIDE IDIOCIDE EP £3 (incl p&p)
1. The Pie Song
2. When the Song is Full
3. Napalm Bunny Foo Foo
WHITE BOYS FOR BLACK LIZZY EP £3 (incl p&p)
1. Grand Assembly Of Beetles
2. Beyond Prozac
3. Let me bake to death in the cold
4. Uncle Monty
5. Baby needs its needle changed
WHITE BOYS FOR WORLDWIDE IDIOCIDE/WHITE BOYS FOR BLACK LIZZY £5 (incl p&p)
White Boys for PC Tick Boxs will always try to ensure that entry to their gigs is free to members of the following social groups:
African Caribbean, Asian, African, Chinese, Japanese, Middle Eastern, North African or Romany, and the indigenous peoples of the South Pacific Islands, the American continents, Australia and New Zealand, and Refugees or Asylum seekers from the above regions or of the above ethnic origins. White parents or guardians of children of any such ethnic origin, mixed race children and women of any ethnic origin. Please note: some promoters may not share our aims to increase audience diversity at rape jazz gigs and you may be charged regardless.
White Boys for Hollow Eco Gestures use a local printing co-operative who use recycled card to produce their EPs, far better than this they also:
offset their carbon, sometimes buy organic, use low energy light bulbs, tour on biofuel, give money to oxfam, half fill their kettles, wear eco-fashion, work with the government and corporations, consider the economic cost of climate change, think nuclear is the answer, get the bus now and then, have cut down to just one holiday abroad per year and oppose all forms of direct action or radical change.
White Boys for Gay Jesus have been impersonated by the following bands:
White Boys for Hookers Handbags
White Boys for Aural Herpes
White Boys for Hemerroid Mildue
White Boys for Mandatory Abortion
White Boys for Celebrating The Day Pete Splurged From The Womb
White Boys for Making Friends & Influencing People
White Boys for Spiced Girls
White Boys for Gang Rape Monopoly
White Boys for Penny Sweets and Cancer Kids
White Boys for Pink Socks
White Boys for Mark Rothko
White Boys for Nasa Fedayeen
White Boys for Commercial Harri Carri
White Boys for Missing Muse
White Boys for Vivendi Veils
White Boys for Sentimental Suicide Superman
White Boys for Genuine Jade White Chocolate Faces
White Boys for You-Tube Neck Stretch
White Boys for Bukkake Coke Floats
White Boys for Charitable Stadium Appearances
White Boys for Flumsy Chuff
White Boys for No. 10 Downsyndrome Street
White Boys for Space Dockers
White Boys for Meshuggah
White Boys for Abusive Wrist Addictions
White Boys for Cultural Rape Ban
White Boys for Steven Hawkin's Lonely Golf Shoe
White Boys for Spunk Bullets
White Boys for Punk Rock Capitalism
White Boys for Fair Trade Blow
White Boys for Unionised Sex Slaves
White Boys for Dead Hero Reincarnation
White Boys for Prolapsed Banquits
White Boys for Fat Bottom Girls
White Boys for The Charitable Ubermanch
White Boys for I'm A Celebrity Shoot Me In The Face
White Boys for Paddy Think Tank
We caught White Boys for Punk Rock Capitalism ripping us off at a gig. We videoed it for evidence...the court case continues!
Hey there guys, i think you may have us confused with a different promoter as we have never put on a show at the corporation before, i believe the in house promtoer there is called Slomo, so i can see where the confusion has come from.
oh. yeah, if you're free over t'Easter weekend, come & see us play :) in fact, come down this weekend if yer free. we like these "festivals", makes us feel like rock stars (as does impersonating rock stars...)