Tad Jackson here, fearless leader of the world famous Rat Jackson Band. Thanks for coming and welcome to the hottest site on the interweb, RatJacksonMusic. Some of you may be asking yourselves, "how did I get here? What is it about these four men that utterly disables my computer navigating skills? Why do I feel feverish?" Well don't worry ladies, you are in no danger (yet). You have simply become another victim of the onslaught of hot humid passion that is The Rat Jackson Band.
Rat Jackson is the musical, spiritual and very physical creation of myself, Tad Jackson (lead singer and fret burner), and my brother Chester--beater of the skins. Long time collaborator R.L. Sutton thumps the big strings and my man Steve O whails on the Les Paul. We've been more or less playing together since '03, though the band names have changed and the sound has moved in some different directions. You will probably appreciate our clever banter between songs, as well as the rythmic pounding and soaring melodies of our powerhouse, blues-tinged tidbits of rock n' roll.
But ladies--this is all you really need to know right now. Rat Jackson will take care of you. We want you to have a good time. We want you to succeed in life. And we want you to pay the occasional 8 dollar cover and wander over to the nearby rock club and witness nothing short of a miracle. This band will change your life and give you a reason to continue being beautiful--just ask your sister, who took our advise a long time ago and look how far she has come!
This website is very intuitive. You'll notice above that our music is available for listening and downloading and below you will see my world famous BLOG and (hopefully) a schedule full of exciting live-show opportunities. If you would care to leave us a kinky/constructive comment, please do that as well. And since you will no doubt be here a while, send us a message, be our friend, and let's get to know our feminine fan base to which we owe ever so much. Thanks for listening and good job!
Rat Jackson played an awesome show in The Club Is Open Festival! Big thanks, y'all, especially to Rusty and Steve for their work organizing and promoting this benefit festival for "Carolina for Kibera"! (http://cfk. unc. edu/ and http://www. myspace. com/carolinaforkibera ).
So, I was out at the Waffle House picking up some women and using my normal lines like "hey baby lemme smack dat ass and ride the wave in" or "hey miss loddi doddi pull one of them titties out and let me press my face up against it." Once I get my foot in the door, Im home free, ya heard? Well anyway, once I take her fake leg off and peel away her mask of blue eye shadow and stripper glitter, I then put on Rat Jacksons cd and well you know, knock boot(s) depending on what I score with when I put my cock on the proverbial craps table. But the message here is, if you wanna make that sweet wine with your lady friend or any "lady of the night" that you happen to find drunk at 4:30 in the morning on Lexington ave, then put on some Rat Jackson on your hi fi 8-track player and "rock it like a hurricane"
It's now only a matter of time before an eager young lady throws a pair of pink camouflage Dry Heathens panties up on the stage during a Rat Jackson show.
I saw you guys last night at the Spazz and have been listening to your CD non-stop. You guys are truly talented, and hilarious, even when you broke your Bass Drum. Thank god you put the broken one in front of the stage though, for advertising purposes.
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Last night, a group of 9 women, sitting at a table in James Joyce, girls night out. But it gets better. We start talking about RAT JACKSON, and how much we all LOVE Rat Jackson. Yes, 9 women fawning over your band.
