Raul Garcia
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Maybe I should only get a little high.
Male
29 years old
LONG BEACH, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 7/15/2009
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Raul Garcia's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Now that is have to write a mini bio I'm starting to realize that I truly am destined to be a comic.
I grew up in South Gate California and eventually moved to the Long Beach area when I was a teenager. From there I went to college, dropped out of college, became a bartender and a degenerate gambler.
My life turned to shit and I realized gambling was totally fucking my shit up. So I gave it up and realized I needed to find something else to do.
The problem was that all I would do all fuckin' day was play poker. ..and XBOX. Sometimes I would play poker on XBOX and the combo would make me bust a fat ass volcano nut. I don't do that anymore but its nice to reminisce.
So anyway, I needed something that was time consuming, fun, and wasn't going to bleed me of all my money.
I'm really stupid. I chose STAND UP COMEDY.
The good news is that this December will be one year I haven't made a bet and I've never been able to truly say that in my life.
The Bad news is that this comedy addiction is worse than the gambling because I can't stop doing it. I'm either gonna be famous and richer than God...or I'm gonna work at the same resturant for 20 fuckin years.
I'm gonna be famous bitches! Believe that. | | Influences | Dave Chappelle is the funniest mothafuka on the planet, Carlos Mencia is the reason I believed I could succeed in comedy, Richard Pryor is the Tupac of comedy, Eddie Murphy, Paul Rodriguez, Cedric the Entertainer, Bernie Mac, Jim Carey, Matt Stone, Tre Parker, Kevin Smith, Mel Brooks, Bill Cosby, Sinbad and my momma. |
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Raul Garcia's Interests
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| General | Stand up comedy, the Denver Broncos, the Los Angeles Lakers, playing Madden, frisbee golf, smoking weed and masterbating. | | Music | Tupac, Dr.Dre, DJ Quik, Sublime, Eminem, Old School Hip Hop, and Color me Badd. Yeah I said it. WHAT!!! | | Movies | Godfather Parts 1 and 2, All the Star Wars movies, Half Baked, Rocky, Happy Gilmore, The Boondock Saints, Swingers, the Big Lebowski, Pulp fiction, Kill Bill part 2, and all the Fridays. | | Television | The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, that 70's show, South Park, and Chappelle's Show | | Books | The Art of War, Endar's Game, Of Mice and Men, the Art of the Deal, The Comedy Bible, Rich Dad Poor Dad, the Catcher in the Rye. | | Heroes | Dave Chappelle, Bill Clinton, and John Elway. |
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Raul Garcia's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Long Beach | | Ethnicity: | Latino / Hispanic | | Religion: | Agnostic | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | Stand Up Comedian |
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Who I'd like to meet:
Darth Vader, Selma Hayek (naked), Dave Chapelle, Lindsay Lohan (naked), Dr. Dre, Shaquille O'Neal (fully clothed), Tupac Shakur, Muhammed Ali, Richard Pryor, John Elway, Bill Cosby, Terell Davis, and Superman.
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