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| Do you have any pets? | no |
| What color shirt are you wearing? | I'm not wearing a shirt |
| Name three things that are physically close to you: | baby, puke and a burp cloth |
| What is the last book you read? | Chilton imports |
| Are you or were you a good student? | HAHAHA! no |
| What's your favorite sport? | making fun of people |
| Do you enjoy sleeping late? | who has the time |
| What's the weather like right now? | fuck, I don't know |
| Who tells the best jokes? | me, and guess who's the biggest joke? YOU, you're reading this!!! |
| What was the last thing you dreamed about? | cakes and pies cakes and pies |
| Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? | yes and yes |
| Do you believe in karma? | never met her |
| Do you believe in luck? | sure if I'm given some..I believe in bad luck though |
| Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? | depends on the day |
| Do you collect anything? If so, what? | yes, bad car parts |
| Are you proud of yourself? | daily |
| Are you reliable? | NO |
| Have you ever given money to a bum? | no, but I asked him for some |
| What's your favorite food? | the one that goes in my mouth |
| Have you ever had a secret admirer? | I don't know, it was a secret |
| Do you like the smell of gasoline? | yes..premium preferred..better yet, racing alcohol..yummy |
| Do like to draw? | I like to draw a pint from here and a pint from there and get it in my neck |
| What's your favorite invention? | DVR |
| Is your room messy? | hell yeah |
| What do you like better: oranges or apples? | oranges |
| Do you give in easily? | depends on the subject |
| Are you a good guesser? | I'm a technician, I have to be |
| Can you read other people's expressions? | sometimes....my wife is full of them |
| Are you a bully? | Not anymore |
| Do you have a job? | No, I just put in time |
| What time did you wake up this morning? | 8:30 am |
| What did you eat for breakfast this morning? | cold spaghetti |
| When was the last time you showered? | yesterday morning |
| What do you plan on doing tomorrow? | showering |
| What's your favorite day of the week and why? | any day that ends in a "Y" |
| Do you have any nicknames? | Sparky, Tricky Ricky, Big Red, Flapjack, Lumpy, Doughboy, Sparkplug, Snacky, Quiverlip, Woody, Fathead, Fatguy etc.... |
| Have you ever been scuba diving? | fat people shouldn't...their bellies scrape the bottom and it stirs up the wildlife |
| What's your least favorite color? | pink |
| Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? | Of course, there's three.....Madison, Jaclyn and Marina |
| Would you ever go skydiving? | Sure, with enough parachutes |
| What toothpaste do you use? | Colgate and Copenhagen |
| Do you enjoy challenges? | as long as there not too hard |
| What's the worst injury you have had? | I fell down and went boom |
| What's the last movie you saw? | School of Rock |
| What do you want to know about the future? | Am I still fat? |
| What does your last text message say? | "You should be Davy Jones at Halloween" |
| Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? | my favorite person in the whole wide world...my wife, my love, my darling |
| What's your favorite school subject? | the buzzer at the end of the day |
| What's your least favorite school subject? | the buzzer at the beginning of the day |
| Would you rather have money or love? | I already have love |
| What is your dream vacation? | To have one |
| What is your favorite animal? | a dead one |
| Do you miss anyone right now? | no |
| What's the last sporting event you watched? | Monster Truck Jam |
| Do you need to do laundry? | doesn't everybody? |
| Do you listen to the radio? | duh |
| Where were you when 9/11 happened? | I was in a little camper |
| What do you do when vending machines steal your money? | beat the shit out of them |
| Have you ever caught a butterfly? | didn't know I was supposed to |
| What color are your bed sheets? | blue with white spots |
| What's your ringtone? | Dark Operations end credits |
| Who was the last person to make you laugh? | My wife |
| Do you have any obsessions right now? | Iced tea |
| Do you like things that glow in the dark? | derrrrrrrr, they're fun |
| What's your favorite fruity scent? | lemons, oranges, and my butt |
| Do you watch cartoons? | why yes I do...but only the good ones. |
| Have you ever sat on a roof? | yeah |
| Have you ever been to a different country? | yes, Mexico |
| Name three things in the world you dislike: | 1- things that are too expensive 2- things I can't afford and 3- why the hell don't I have any money?!?! |
| Name three people in the world you dislike: | 1- Bush 2- stupid people 3-morons that ask stupid questions, wasting my time that never really say anything of any importance....and to those people I say...PISS OFF!! |
| Has a rumor even been spread about you? | yes |
| Do you like sushi? | no |
| Do you believe in magic? | I believe I have magic fingers |
| Do you hold grudges? | depends on who they're against |
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