Comedy, Wrestling, Porn, Poetry( yes, poetry.), Asian Culture. The state of the world so on etc. Puppies, I've always liked puppies.
"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation, whose purposes are modeled after our own - a God, in short, who is but a reflection of human frailty. Neither can I believe that the individual survives the death of his body, although feeble souls harbor such thoughts through fear or ridiculous egotism." - Albert Einstein
Music
Sometimes loud, sometimes not so much. I'll listen to Jimmy Buffet right before jumping in the mosh pit!!! NO COUNTRY BULLSHIT! I had sex with my best friend's wife, my trunk won't start. Fuck that shit. Johnny Cash is the man, though!
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." - Carl Jung
Movies
Fall, Fight Club, Shakes the Clown, Waiting (this one is fuck'n great), The Princess Bride, Super Troopers, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Waiting, Feast, Felix the Cat, Fall, and anything by Mel Brooks or Monty Python.
"And I distinguish between maniacs and crazy people. A maniac will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo. A crazy person will beat nine people to death with a steel dildo, but he'll be wearing a bugs bunny suit at the time." - George Carlin
Television
Family Guy, UFC, Smallville (fuck you it's a good show), Law & Order the SVU, Criminal Intent, Traffic Court, any of um.
BBC America (CNN & FOX can burn in hell, you hear me, IN HELL!)
"I know how gods begin, Roger. We start as dreams. Then we walk out of dreams into the land. We are worshipped and loved, and take power to ourselves. And then one day there's no one left to worship us. And in the end, each little god and goddess takes its last journey back into dreams... and what comes after, not even we know." - Ishtar, Neil Gaiman's Sandman
Books
Wicked, Brain Droppings, It's Not Easy Being Me, The Art of War, The Truth About God, Jesus and Jesus's Friend Larry, The Complete Works of Robert Frost, Chaplin, Cat in the Hat, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People and In the Lions Den.
The true test of the lifespan of any new social technology is in whether or not it can be used for pornography. - Warren Ellis
Heroes
The 9:55 Club
"If you're going to try, go all the way. Otherwise don't even start. This could mean losing girlfriends, wives, relatives, jobs. And maybe your mind. It could mean not eating for three or four days. It could mean freezing on a park bench. It could mean jail. It could mean derision. It could mean mockery, isolation. Isolation is the gift. All the others are a test of your endurance. Of how much you really want to do it. And you'll do it, despite rejection in the worst odds. And it will be better than anything else you can imagine. If you're going to try, go all the way. There is no other feeling like that. You will be alone with the gods. And the nights will flame with fire. You will ride life straight to perfect laughter. It's the only good fight there is." - Henry Chinaski, Factotum
Ray's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Richmond VA. Bitch
Body type:
5' 11" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Atheist
Zodiac Sign:
Libra
Smoke / Drink:
No / No
Children:
I don't want kids
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Stand-up Comic
Ray's Schools
Meadowbrook High
Richmond, VA
Graduated: 1995
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
1991 to 1995
Ray's Companies
The 9:55 Club Richmond, Va US Co Founder
Ray Leading my nation with my microphone Posted at 10:16 PM Aug 18, 2008 view more
About me: As I stumble through this life,
help me to create more laughter than tears,
dispense more cheer than gloom,
spread more cheer than despair.
Never let me become so indifferent,
that I will fail to see the wonders in the eyes of a child,
or the twinkle in the eyes of the aged.
Never let me forget that my total effort is to cheer people,
make them happy, and forget momentarily,
all the unpleasantness in their lives.
And in my final moment,
may I hear You whisper:
“When you made My people smile,
you made Me smile.”
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Well, I have been a comic for 11 yrs. I like football, porn-o and books about war. Naw, I hate football. I have also been a pro-wrestler for five years. (It's staged, not fake, you piece of shit haters). Yes, I like looking at naked women and making little kids cry. That does not make me a bad person. Who has not laughed when you see a retarded kid push a midget in a wheelchair down some stairs. I mean, come on, that is funny.
"Hell is empty. All the devils are here." - Shakespeare's The Tempest
Who I'd like to meet: Sam Kinison, but he's dead! Other comics, other crazy people, but no Paris-Hilton-loving-The-O.C.-is-the-best-show-ever-I-wanna-be-just-like-Lindsay-Lohan-when-I-grow-up-BITCHES!
