Milk Man

About me:

I be your everyday milk man. I deliver that milk far and wide. I usually dress in them white clothes and drive that milk delivery van. I love my job. I love the people. I don't even get paid to do this, I am volunteer on call 24/7. This is how much I love being that Milk Man! Milk men are typically stereotyped as being that gays. This is not true at all! Ladies are constantly trying to get in my milk man pants while their husbands are off at work. I really don't have time for them or anything else for that matter though.. You see time is milk and delivering that milk takes up all my time! I love it though.. People are always asking me, "Why do you like being that Milk Mans so much?" Well, I first knew I was going to be that Milk Man when I was 5 year old boy. My Dad was at work and my mom never had time to play with me. One day she invited our milk man inside the house and brought him upstairs to play. He said he wanted to show her his real milk man milk whatever that means.. That's when I knew that those Milk Mans were super cool. Not only do they get to deliver milk and wear super cool uniform but people love them.. and now they love me. I love being that Milk Man!