Robert Hamburger

Dear Mr. Hamburger:

Thank you for adding me to your long list of friends. As I am unable to walk the path of the ninja, I am now living vicariously through other ninjas, filming their exploits when I can and going on epic adventures through the desert of Iraq. There are ninja colonies everywhere here, and I have found that a ninja's primary mode of travel is usually hidden in the grass piled up in the bed of a bongo truck. A friend of mine saw some ninjas drinking orange juice, and then he went blind. I think if he had to lose his vision to see such an awesome sight, then it was a price well paid.

yo whats up :)

-mc lunchboxx

the day i bought Ghosts/Aliens, i began reading it and put it down to go to sleep.
when i woke up, the book was nowhere to be found.
I spent a whole day confused trying to figure out where it went. I found it under my sister's bed and after finishing the book, i am seriously freaked out!
haha :)

I think i stepped in some Ghost/Alien gut at the fair, I can still smell it on me, and it reeks of some kind of hamster I smelled a long time ago.

ninjas rulez!!! yeah!!! they are among us but their stealth is so good we dont even see them!!!

I live very close to Leonard. Lapeer, actually. We could, with your assistance, form an auxiliary fighting force up here, a little to the left. Then we could FUCK SHIT UP? Yes.

To commemorate being your new friend I thought I would write you a haiku about ninjas...

Being a ninja
Means I always have some wood
In my pants...that's rad...

OK.

That one wasn't very good. Here's another.

Ninjas really rule
Way more than girlie pirates
And more than Vikings

That was better. I think my ninja haiku skills are getting better. One more before I look at porn and watch watch ninja movies, here's one last haiku.

Ninjas are so cool
Cooler than having to work
Or even farts...

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