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Robert Hamburger
Robert Hamburger

		WWW.GHOSTSALIENS.NET Male 102 years old Japan Last Login: 11/9/2009
Mood: ninja
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Robert Hamburger's Interests

General	ninjas, machine guns, getting pumped, vaginas, back flips, dogs, getting dogs pumped, aliens, u.f.o.s, monsters, catapults, zombies, round houses, jump kicks, scissor kicks, flying, frenching babes and animals, making blanket forts, summersaults, video games, time travel, and spreading the word about the most amazing creatures on earth--ninjas.
Music	ninja music
Movies	ninja movies
Television	ninja television programs
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Heroes	all the ninjas around the globe flipping out and wailing on guitars and not giving a single crap about it, hippos, and dogs

Robert Hamburger's Details

Status:	Single
Orientation:	Straight
Body type:	4' 11" / Body builder
Zodiac Sign:	Sagittarius
Children:	I don't want kids

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Ninjas could kill anyone they want. They're the most amazing beings on planet Earth. And all I want to do is to get people to recognize their potential. I spend most of my time teaching people about ninjas and trying to get people pumped up. You can learn more about these mysterious creatures at www.realultimatepower.net or by reading REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book, which can find at your local book store. Also, you can check out my brand new book, GHOSTS/ALIENS, where I combat Ghosts/Aliens.

Who I'd like to meet:
ninjas, hippos, dogs, hot babes

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Non-Com	Nov 9 2009 1:07 AM Dear Mr. Hamburger: Thank you for adding me to your long list of friends. As I am unable to walk the path of the ninja, I am now living vicariously through other ninjas, filming their exploits when I can and going on epic adventures through the desert of Iraq. There are ninja colonies everywhere here, and I have found that a ninja's primary mode of travel is usually hidden in the grass piled up in the bed of a bongo truck. A friend of mine saw some ninjas drinking orange juice, and then he went blind. I think if he had to lose his vision to see such an awesome sight, then it was a price well paid.
EüR0TR4SH	Oct 29 2009 5:42 AM
MC LUNCHBOXX	Oct 29 2009 5:41 AM yo whats up :) -mc lunchboxx
Lilly.	Oct 5 2009 6:36 AM the day i bought Ghosts/Aliens, i began reading it and put it down to go to sleep. when i woke up, the book was nowhere to be found. I spent a whole day confused trying to figure out where it went. I found it under my sister's bed and after finishing the book, i am seriously freaked out! haha :)
Creepy Sheep	Oct 5 2009 6:36 AM I think i stepped in some Ghost/Alien gut at the fair, I can still smell it on me, and it reeks of some kind of hamster I smelled a long time ago.
{A veces yo...a veces Mr.DVz}	Aug 6 2009 9:42 PM ninjas rulez!!! yeah!!! they are among us but their stealth is so good we dont even see them!!!
The Evil Ninja	Jul 10 2009 2:25 AM To commemorate being your new friend I thought I would write you a haiku about ninjas... Being a ninja Means I always have some wood In my pants...that's rad... OK. That one wasn't very good. Here's another. Ninjas really rule Way more than girlie pirates And more than Vikings That was better. I think my ninja haiku skills are getting better. One more before I look at porn and watch watch ninja movies, here's one last haiku. Ninjas are so cool Cooler than having to work Or even farts...
EüR0TR4SH	Jul 10 2009 2:25 AM
NICHOLAS A	Jul 10 2009 2:25 AM I live very close to Leonard. Lapeer, actually. We could, with your assistance, form an auxiliary fighting force up here, a little to the left. Then we could FUCK SHIT UP? Yes.
shadow warrior	Jul 10 2009 2:22 AM glitter-graphics.com
Neo	Jul 10 2009 2:21 AM Aeight, this isnt hate or love at the same time... but go with it... Know your sites are crap... but dear god i love the style you do it in lol... me and my friends can't stop laughing at most of it XDDDD Fan since '06
Electric Sex Pants	Jul 10 2009 2:21 AM Hello! Thanks so much for the add!!! We new to existing and stuff, so we're going to be adding more and more music AND videos in the coming months. =D Keep an eye out for the INTENSE MUSIC ACTION OMG.
Eric	Jul 10 2009 2:21 AM awesome.... That is all...
Ben	Jul 10 2009 2:21 AM What came first, the blade or the ninja? Trick question, you are dead either way. Back to yoga.
Creepy Sheep	Jul 10 2009 2:21 AM I kicked a pirate.
Redneck	Mar 6 2009 8:11 PM I certainly hope that the movie/show takes off for ya!
Kristi	Mar 6 2009 5:49 PM Cheers to you sir! That is mind-blowingly fantastic news!! Congratulations!!
Erin Michelle	Feb 26 2009 8:36 PM we're married but you didn't even KNOW IT because i did it ninja style.
Ben	Feb 12 2009 10:00 PM Two ninjas walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey! You can't bring those weapons in here!". The bar doesn't exist anymore. In appreciation of my levity, could you hook me up with an alien abduction on saturday? pleeeaaasee
Jess	Feb 10 2009 5:31 PM Thanks for the add. Ninjas rock!
Aaron	Feb 11 2009 8:10 AM
Prince Anthony McBain	Feb 10 2009 3:25 AM I already killed the asshole under me.
White Rock Willie	Feb 8 2009 9:01 PM Appreciate the add, mate!
Rowdy Geirsson	Feb 3 2009 7:16 PM I admire your sense of humor
Ben	Jan 14 2009 10:05 PM I used to hate having to share my food with my roommate. Then I realized I just needed to get him in the direct path of a ninja. I learned two things from this experience. 1. Ninjas are totally sweet and awesome, and do occasionally stab while flying. 2. My roommate was the one buying the food.

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