- My Name is Brad.
- I was brought into this world Wednesday, June 1st, 1983.
- There was great celebration all around the world.
- Okay, that was a lie, but it would be nice wouldn't it?
- Nothing fucking happened that day.
- 'Cept for the death of
Prince Charles of
Belgium.
- Wikipedia is awesome. :>
- I love
redundancy.
- I originally joined Myspace to pick up chicks.
- I don't do it as much anymore.
- Hey at least I'm honest, no? ^_^'
- Even though I do this, I don't mind making some
friends along the way.
- I actually tend to be a friendly, nice guy.
- Get on my wrong side, however, and I'm a total dick.
- You have been warned! :)
- I'm you're typical geek/dork/nerd/whatever...
- ...but better looking. ;)
- So I like geeky things. *points to interests on the left*
- I'm intelligent, but that comes with the geekiness. :)
- Well, in certain things at least. XD
- I'm agnostic...
- ...and VERY serious about it.
- If you are a devout christian, jewish, islamic, whatever, we probably aren't going to get
along since I have a very negative opinion on judeo christian beliefs.
- If you try to convert me/ask if I've found Jesus/say I'm the devil and I'm going to
hell/whatever, I will laugh at you...
- ...and you will deserve it.
- I'm weird.
- There's nothing wrong with that.
- Weird > normal
- Normal is boring, uninteresting, and unoriginal.
- Fuck being normal.
- To some I even come off as a bit creepy.
- Honestly I think it's something wrong with them, not me.
- I have OCD.
- It isn't the typical "washer" type either.
- I like to call it more of a "do not push the shiny, red button" type of OCD
- I'm afflicted with other shit too.
- I'm all sorts of fucked up.
- If you want to know more, just ask
- I tend to be a very open person.
- You could ask me just about anything, really.
-
Redundancy is awesome!
- I don't have a car.
- If you have a problem with that, I hope your materialistic, "I'm holier than thou because
I have a car", ass dies...
- slowly...
- in a fucking fire...
- I find cars are waaay too much of a cost for me to bother at the moment, so...
- I ride a bike to where I need to go.
- That means I'm in shape.
- Which means I also have quite a bit of stamina. Hehe :>
- I'm a skinny fuck.
- like, 5'7" 135lbs skinny.
- I like the color blue.
- As you can see.
- This profile was made by me, from scratch. (cept for the divs, I was lazy and copied the
initial code from Rainy ;p)
- Even the image in the background was edited by me.
- Fuck premade layouts.
- They are bane of Myspace, and so unoriginal.
- For fuck sake guys, learn some CSS! It's not that hard.
-
Redundancy kicks ass!
- I have few friends, as you can see.
- That's because I take that quite seriously.
- I don't consider bands, celebs, etc. as my "friends."
- I'm looking at you, random, generic, local band. Fuck off.
- Also, don't try to add my just to bump your number of friends.
- I DO look at profiles, and I STILL won't add you until I feel that you are worthy.
- Holy fucking shit you read this far?
- Damn... w00t!
- But I poop from there!
- Not right now you don't...
- Horsedick
- KHAAAAAAN!
.....also cocks