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The Receptionist
The Receptionist Life is short...and so are these!

Male
33 years old
LOS ANGELES, California
United States



Last Login: 8/26/2009
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Websitetravisbetz.com
Influences
Sesame Street * Mystery Science Theatre 3000 * Mister Rogers * South Park * The Muppet Show * The Brothers Quay * Charles Chaplin
Directors
So so many. And you don't care anyway.
Professional Affiliations
Drexel Box Films * Fly High Films * Fangoria

    The Receptionist's Interests
General
Making copies * coffee * transferring calls * ordering supplies * surfing the web * Five minute desk naps * sorting mail * crying * weeping * watching the clock * sounding friendly * gritting my teeth * staring at the wall
Music
Anything light and cheery that will boost office morale.
Movies
I made a movie. An independent horror film! You should go rent it and then buy it. It's called JOSHUA. It can be found at Blockbuster, Netflix, Best Buy, Barnes & Novle, Virgin...all over the place. Check out the website: www.drexelbox.com
Television
Television free for three years now. All other vices still present.
Books
Love um. If I could pour syrup on books and eat them like pancakes...well, I would!
Heroes
I admire anyone with a true independent spirit to do it on your terms. Money may run the world, but art is the fabric.

     The Receptionist's Details
Status:Single
Hometown:South Bend, Indiana
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius

   The Receptionist's Companies
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Los Angeles, CA US
Receptionist

October, 2000 - present day


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   The Receptionist's Blurbs
About me:
I am a receptionist. For six years of my adult life I have been answering the phone for a Los Angeles management company. Six years of faux friendliness can really drive a man insane. Hence, I have created The Bessina Maker Shorts!

"What are those?" You ask.
They are short films that I make right at my desk.
"get out!"
No, I'm serious.

Here are the rules/guidelines I have set up for myself:
1. All shorts must be shot from my built in iSight camera on my MacBook.
2. I may only use what I have around me. I may not bring in outside props.
3. All shorts must come in under five minutes.
4. Shorts must be shot at my desk, during business hours. No after-hour shooting or editing.


So there you have it. With my mask of sanity slipping, these creative outlets are helping fill the cracks. If the phone be thine enemy, then the Bessina Maker Shorts be my salvation!

I am insane. I am bored. I am tired. I am THE RECEPTIONIST.


Who I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet anyone who can get me out from behind this desk.

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Jan 20 2009 5:53 AM

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Holly

Holly



Dec 23 2008 10:35 PM

Merry Christmas, sweet Travie...and have a wonderul New Year!
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Dec 17 2008 6:53 AM

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Nov 16 2008 11:43 AM

I thought you'd stopped making movies.. :) good to see your back.. :)
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