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Sensei Ern
Sensei Ern Jesus is Returning!

Male
101 years old
Rockville, MD
United States



Last Login: 8/8/2009
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   Sensei Ern's Comedian Bio
BioHere a monkey doing karate:
Get this video and more at MySpace.com http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=683193245&n=2

Phrasiology: This space is devoted to phrases that will become part of our lexicon some day. If you have a phrase (your own original, don't steal somoene else's without their permission) and send it to me, I will post it with your name and myspace link.

Sheehanigans: (Sam Hill from FreeRepublic.com) the self-indulgent actions of Cindy Sheehan, who for the last two years has milked the death of her son in service to our country for every dollar and moment of glory she can.

Undocumented Comedians: (Mine) Hecklers. They want to have the center of attention you occupy but haven't paid the dues to earn the right to be on stage.

Premature Jihadulation: (sheik yerbouty from FreeRepublic.com) The act of setting off a terrorist bomb before it is intended to detonate. The first use of this phrase is in a description of when University of Oklahoma student Joel Henry Hinrichs III died by blowing himself up outside a packed football stadium.

Bushsfault: (Kerretarded from FreeRepublic.com) Anything bad that happens in the world can be blamed on one man, George W. Bush.

Corporate Rature: (Mine) When the company is moving and you are the last one in the old place because your cubical isn't ready yet.

Financial PMS: (Mine) The day before your paycheck is deposited in the bank, you are living on fumes, and your have to make a decision between putting gas in the car or food on the table. Like PMS, it comes around every thirty days because one paycheck goes to to pay the rent and we have to make the other check last the entire month. Also like PMS it can last a couple days if the month has 31 days.

LEFEMO: (Mine) Limit Everybody's Fun Except My Own...similar to NIMBY

InfluencesYou gotta love Moonbat Bot
http://blog.gleeson.us/avm/avm_sidebar

OK, so I have the Phrasiology, but I cannot edit it to make it look right. Here are some more:

Pope Fiction: (from AmericanMade1776 from FreeRepublic.com) Word used to describe the movies made to make CHristianity look bad.

Crangle: (from Chris on MySpace) short for camera angle!

Snomoblower: (from Chris on MySpace) A riding Snow-Blower

Eco-chondriac: (from Libertina from FreeRepublic.com) people who use fear and false claims to cause everyone to panic about the weather. Al Gore’s "Earth In the Balance" for example.

Carbon Obnoxide Poisoning: (from me) a sickness in children caused by multiple exposures to Algore’s propaganda, "Earth In The Balance". Symptoms include: worrying about drowning polar bears, replacing regular light bulbs with less effective flourescents

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MembersThings I find funny:
-A coffee cup holder in a office cart.
-Platinum Blondes who get jerry curls (you aint fooling anyone)
TV ShowsNo TV time yet. So instead, here are photos of our rally at Walter Reed Medical Center to support our troops.

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FilmsOne of my sets:

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Not me, but reminds me of Iowa on a slow day:
Ditchboarding 2

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    Sensei Ern's Interests
GeneralJust got a PS2 and Guitar Hero (1, not 2, because 1 has more songs I like.)
MusicSurf, Bluegrass, Delta Blues
MoviesFirst half of "Full Metal Jacket", Big Trouble in Little China, Endless Summer, Endless Summer 2, The Patriot, We Were Soldiers, The Passion, Army of Darkness, anything else with Bruce Campbell, Chairman fo the Board
TelevisionMy Name is Earl, Military Channel, Shootout!, Charlie Brown Christmas, War Stories, Stella (is that still on?), Blue Collar TV (is that still on?)
BooksThe Bible, The Last Days' Temple, Experiencing God, Proper Care and Cleaning of an M-16 Assault Rifle, Thai Kickboxing for Fun and Profit
HeroesJesus Christ, Chuck Yeager, Greg "Pappy" Boyington, Ronald Reagan, Sgt. York
Groups: Comedians ClubComedians CornerComedians of MySpaceNYC Underground Comedy FestSlade's TreehouseMy Name Is EarlFreepers911 Truth

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     Sensei Ern's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / No
Education:Some college
Occupation:Chocolate Chip Cookie Chip Counter

   Sensei Ern's Networking
Music - Performance - Banjo
I play banjo and do stand up comedy.
Music - Performance - Guitar
I play slide blues.


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   Sensei Ern's Blurbs
About me:
I love the Lord.

I have been a Christian since January 27, 1984. Through the years, I have gone through times of obedience and growth and times of rebellion and stagnation. I am so glad and grateful that my salvation is secure in Jesus.

I am currently pursuing two fields in the entertainment industry. I perform bluegrass gospel and I perform stand up comedy. I love to sing and love to see people laugh. Laughter and singing are two of the ways I KNOW there is a God.

The primary way I KNOW there is a God is because His Word, the Bible says so.

Something you need to know is that Jesus died to pay for your sins, was buried, and three days later He arose from the dead to ensure that you will have eternal life if you receive Him as your Lord.

Who I'd like to meet:
R. Lee Ermy, and...

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Darren Marlar

Darren Marlar



Nov 29 2009 6:43 AM

Hey, Sensei Ern - check out my comedy newsletter for December!

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=113176767&blogId=520288224
The Ray Stephenson Band

The Ray Stephenson Band



Nov 21 2009 6:50 PM

Hey Sensei Ern

My new record just came out this week on I-Tunes and CD Baby. I have included a video talking about the record, hope you enjoy it! Please leave us some feedback to let us know what you think! Thanks for your support.

-Ray Stephenson

PS: This album would make a great stocking stuffer ;)







Want the new album?

Buy from iTunes by clicking here!

Buy from CD Baby by clicking here!

Steve McGranahan

Steve McGranahan



Apr 29 2009 11:58 PM

Just drop by to say hello. Have an awesome week.
BYYYEE!
Dawn Henderson

Dawn Henderson



Mar 12 2009 7:24 PM

Hey MySpace friend - I started up a new game “FACEBOOK LIVE” the directions are in my blog called: “Are you bold enough to play FACEBOOK LIVE with me?”

Here’s the link: http://blogs. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=blog. view&friendId=36646248&blogId=476216646

Let me know if you’re gonna play along? Directions to find me on facebook are in the blog~

It’s gonna be fun!
Conservatives, Right Wingers, Republicans, UNITE!

Conservatives, Right Wingers, Republicans, UNITE!



Feb 8 2009 8:18 PM

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"Like Thomas Sowell's definition of a "racist" ("a conservative winning an argument with a liberal"), the definition of an "unpopular Republican" is "a Republican the Democrats would like to be rid of." Whenever liberals are being hysterical about a Republican, it's because that Republican is not good for the Democrats.
" -Ann Coulter
Dawn Henderson

Dawn Henderson



Dec 5 2008 7:30 PM

Happy *belated* Thanksgiving!

Been kinda busy in my own HELLISH holiday world… hope your Thanksgiving week was better than ours! Check out my blog when you get a chance, to see how Thanksgiving with the Hendersons went this year-

http://blog. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=blog. view&friendID=36646248&blogID=454185201

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Steve McGranahan

Steve McGranahan



Oct 31 2008 1:21 PM

Hope you have a great Halloween and be safe and remember don't eat too much candy and drive.
BYYYYEE!
Ron Bender

Ron Bender



Oct 22 2008 9:43 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
RooftopComedy.com

RooftopComedy.com



Oct 22 2008 4:02 PM



Happy birthday from RooftopComedy!
Q

Q



Sep 6 2008 2:22 PM

... i'm stopping by to say have a fabulous weekend ....


..............milez o smilez, Q




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Tom Myers

Tom Myers



Aug 31 2008 5:36 AM

I know, think of all of the times you've tried to tame me.
:D
The Trailer Park Kings

The Trailer Park Kings



Jul 19 2008 3:01 PM

Pick up our new CD and “Making Of” DVD, Double-Wide, on our myspace page! Perfect for your backyard BBQ’s and Weenie Roasts!
Dawn Henderson

Dawn Henderson



Jul 17 2008 3:52 PM

Starbucks Girl

Starbucks Girl



Jul 10 2008 5:20 AM

couldn't sleep... tried to watch your video and apparently it COULD~ I still haven't seen it... might be the connection but i will try again another time and see whats up~
RONI BRYANT now on iTunes

RONI BRYANT  now on iTunes



Jul 3 2008 3:41 PM

Have a blast on the 4th and enjoy the holiday weekend!
xxx and ooo
Roni
Dawn Henderson

Dawn Henderson



Jun 24 2008 9:45 PM

Hey, didja hear?
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My latest blog is about nuts!
http://blog. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=blog. view&friendID=36646248&blogID=408738036
Stop by, we’re having a ball- LOL
Dawn Henderson

Dawn Henderson



Jun 19 2008 5:28 PM

Thanks you’re awesome!
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Starbucks Girl

Starbucks Girl



Jun 18 2008 4:38 PM

Hey check out my latest Starbucks adventure blog-
where this
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…was the center of all his problems.
See you on the blog,
S.G.
www. StarbucksGirl. com
Kricket

Kricket



Jun 16 2008 7:06 PM

you got my main profile hanging on for dear life down in the bottom of your top friends... DEAD LAST!
Dawn Henderson

Dawn Henderson



Jun 15 2008 6:52 AM

The Trailer Park Kings

The Trailer Park Kings



Apr 25 2008 2:53 AM

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Steve McGranahan

Steve McGranahan



Apr 4 2008 7:59 PM

Hope everything is going well with you. Have a killer weekend.
Byeeee!
RRG #2 Grace N Motion

RRG #2 Grace N Motion



Mar 14 2008 5:48 PM

I was so horrified by the gore, I didn't even notice. Of course, if you weren't so white, perhaps the red wouldn't be so bright!
RRG #2 Grace N Motion

RRG #2 Grace N Motion



Mar 11 2008 9:53 PM

Me too. Can't practice if I can't fall.
Mikey 2 Shoes

Mikey 2 Shoes



Mar 11 2008 3:44 PM

I am in town...when you got your room open or some time
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