Here a monkey doing karate:
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Phrasiology: This space is devoted to phrases that will become part of our lexicon some day. If you have a phrase (your own original, don't steal somoene else's without their permission) and send it to me, I will post it with your name and myspace link.
Sheehanigans: (Sam Hill from FreeRepublic.com) the self-indulgent actions of Cindy Sheehan, who for the last two years has milked the death of her son in service to our country for every dollar and moment of glory she can.
Undocumented Comedians: (Mine) Hecklers. They want to have the center of attention you occupy but haven't paid the dues to earn the right to be on stage.
Premature Jihadulation: (sheik yerbouty from FreeRepublic.com) The act of setting off a terrorist bomb before it is intended to detonate. The first use of this phrase is in a description of when University of Oklahoma student Joel Henry Hinrichs III died by blowing himself up outside a packed football stadium.
Bushsfault: (Kerretarded from FreeRepublic.com) Anything bad that happens in the world can be blamed on one man, George W. Bush.
Corporate Rature: (Mine) When the company is moving and you are the last one in the old place because your cubical isn't ready yet.
Financial PMS: (Mine) The day before your paycheck is deposited in the bank, you are living on fumes, and your have to make a decision between putting gas in the car or food on the table. Like PMS, it comes around every thirty days because one paycheck goes to to pay the rent and we have to make the other check last the entire month. Also like PMS it can last a couple days if the month has 31 days.
LEFEMO: (Mine) Limit Everybody's Fun Except My Own...similar to NIMBY
Influences
You gotta love Moonbat Bot
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OK, so I have the Phrasiology, but I cannot edit it to make it look right. Here are some more:
Pope Fiction: (from AmericanMade1776 from FreeRepublic.com) Word used to describe the movies made to make CHristianity look bad.
Crangle: (from Chris on MySpace) short for camera angle!
Snomoblower: (from Chris on MySpace) A riding Snow-Blower
Eco-chondriac: (from Libertina from FreeRepublic.com) people who use fear and false claims to cause everyone to panic about the weather. Al Gore's "Earth In the Balance" for example.
Carbon Obnoxide Poisoning: (from me) a sickness in children caused by multiple exposures to Algore's propaganda, "Earth In The Balance". Symptoms include: worrying about drowning polar bears, replacing regular light bulbs with less effective flourescents
Members
Things I find funny:
-A coffee cup holder in a office cart.
-Platinum Blondes who get jerry curls (you aint fooling anyone)
TV Shows
No TV time yet. So instead, here are photos of our rally at Walter Reed Medical Center to support our troops.
Just got a PS2 and Guitar Hero (1, not 2, because 1 has more songs I like.)
Music
Surf, Bluegrass, Delta Blues
Movies
First half of "Full Metal Jacket", Big Trouble in Little China, Endless Summer, Endless Summer 2, The Patriot, We Were Soldiers, The Passion, Army of Darkness, anything else with Bruce Campbell, Chairman fo the Board
Television
My Name is Earl, Military Channel, Shootout!, Charlie Brown Christmas, War Stories, Stella (is that still on?), Blue Collar TV (is that still on?)
Books
The Bible, The Last Days' Temple, Experiencing God, Proper Care and Cleaning of an M-16 Assault Rifle, Thai Kickboxing for Fun and Profit
Heroes
Jesus Christ, Chuck Yeager, Greg "Pappy" Boyington, Ronald Reagan, Sgt. York
I have been a Christian since January 27, 1984. Through the years, I have gone through times of obedience and growth and times of rebellion and stagnation. I am so glad and grateful that my salvation is secure in Jesus.
I am currently pursuing two fields in the entertainment industry. I perform bluegrass gospel and I perform stand up comedy. I love to sing and love to see people laugh. Laughter and singing are two of the ways I KNOW there is a God.
The primary way I KNOW there is a God is because His Word, the Bible says so.
Something you need to know is that Jesus died to pay for your sins, was buried, and three days later He arose from the dead to ensure that you will have eternal life if you receive Him as your Lord.
couldn't sleep... tried to watch your video and apparently it COULD~ I still haven't seen it... might be the connection but i will try again another time and see whats up~
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