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Sensei Ern
"Jesus is Returning!"

Male
99 years old
Rockville, MD
United States



Last Login:7/24/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/reconcomedy  

   Sensei Ern's Comedian Bio
BioHere a monkey doing karate:
Get this video and more at MySpace.com http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=683193245&n=2

Phrasiology: This space is devoted to phrases that will become part of our lexicon some day. If you have a phrase (your own original, don't steal somoene else's without their permission) and send it to me, I will post it with your name and myspace link.

Sheehanigans: (Sam Hill from FreeRepublic.com) the self-indulgent actions of Cindy Sheehan, who for the last two years has milked the death of her son in service to our country for every dollar and moment of glory she can.

Undocumented Comedians: (Mine) Hecklers. They want to have the center of attention you occupy but haven't paid the dues to earn the right to be on stage.

Premature Jihadulation: (sheik yerbouty from FreeRepublic.com) The act of setting off a terrorist bomb before it is intended to detonate. The first use of this phrase is in a description of when University of Oklahoma student Joel Henry Hinrichs III died by blowing himself up outside a packed football stadium.

Bushsfault: (Kerretarded from FreeRepublic.com) Anything bad that happens in the world can be blamed on one man, George W. Bush.

Corporate Rature: (Mine) When the company is moving and you are the last one in the old place because your cubical isn't ready yet.

Financial PMS: (Mine) The day before your paycheck is deposited in the bank, you are living on fumes, and your have to make a decision between putting gas in the car or food on the table. Like PMS, it comes around every thirty days because one paycheck goes to to pay the rent and we have to make the other check last the entire month. Also like PMS it can last a couple days if the month has 31 days.

LEFEMO: (Mine) Limit Everybody's Fun Except My Own...similar to NIMBY

InfluencesYou gotta love Moonbat Bot
http://blog.gleeson.us/avm/avm_sidebar

OK, so I have the Phrasiology, but I cannot edit it to make it look right. Here are some more:

Pope Fiction: (from AmericanMade1776 from FreeRepublic.com) Word used to describe the movies made to make CHristianity look bad.

Crangle: (from Chris on MySpace) short for camera angle!

Snomoblower: (from Chris on MySpace) A riding Snow-Blower

Eco-chondriac: (from Libertina from FreeRepublic.com) people who use fear and false claims to cause everyone to panic about the weather. Al Gore's "Earth In the Balance" for example.

Carbon Obnoxide Poisoning: (from me) a sickness in children caused by multiple exposures to Algore's propaganda, "Earth In The Balance". Symptoms include: worrying about drowning polar bears, replacing regular light bulbs with less effective flourescents

MembersThings I find funny:
-A coffee cup holder in a office cart.
-Platinum Blondes who get jerry curls (you aint fooling anyone)
TV ShowsNo TV time yet. So instead, here are photos of our rally at Walter Reed Medical Center to support our troops.

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FilmsOne of my sets:

Get this video and more at MySpace.com

Not me, but reminds me of Iowa on a slow day:
Ditchboarding 2

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    Sensei Ern's Interests
GeneralJust got a PS2 and Guitar Hero (1, not 2, because 1 has more songs I like.)
MusicSurf, Bluegrass, Delta Blues
MoviesFirst half of "Full Metal Jacket", Big Trouble in Little China, Endless Summer, Endless Summer 2, The Patriot, We Were Soldiers, The Passion, Army of Darkness, anything else with Bruce Campbell, Chairman fo the Board
TelevisionMy Name is Earl, Military Channel, Shootout!, Charlie Brown Christmas, War Stories, Stella (is that still on?), Blue Collar TV (is that still on?)
BooksThe Bible, The Last Days' Temple, Experiencing God, Proper Care and Cleaning of an M-16 Assault Rifle, Thai Kickboxing for Fun and Profit
HeroesJesus Christ, Chuck Yeager, Greg "Pappy" Boyington, Ronald Reagan, Sgt. York
Groups: Comedians ClubComedians CornerComedians of MySpaceNYC Underground Comedy FestSlade's TreehouseMy Name Is EarlFreepers911 Truth

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     Sensei Ern's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:6' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Christian - other
Zodiac Sign:Libra
Smoke / Drink:Yes / No
Education:Some college
Occupation:Chocolate Chip Cookie Chip Counter

   Sensei Ern's Networking
Music - Performance - Banjo
I play banjo and do stand up comedy.
Music - Performance - Guitar
I play slide blues.


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   Sensei Ern's Blurbs
About me:
I love the Lord.

I have been a Christian since January 27, 1984. Through the years, I have gone through times of obedience and growth and times of rebellion and stagnation. I am so glad and grateful that my salvation is secure in Jesus.

I am currently pursuing two fields in the entertainment industry. I perform bluegrass gospel and I perform stand up comedy. I love to sing and love to see people laugh. Laughter and singing are two of the ways I KNOW there is a God.

The primary way I KNOW there is a God is because His Word, the Bible says so.

Something you need to know is that Jesus died to pay for your sins, was buried, and three days later He arose from the dead to ensure that you will have eternal life if you receive Him as your Lord.

Who I'd like to meet:
R. Lee Ermy, and...

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Jul 19 2008 8:01 AM

Pick up our new CD and “Making Of” DVD, Double-Wide, on our myspace page! Perfect for your backyard BBQ’s and Weenie Roasts!
~ Dawn Henderson ~





Jul 17 2008 8:52 AM

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Jul 9 2008 10:20 PM

couldn't sleep... tried to watch your video and apparently it COULD~ I still haven't seen it... might be the connection but i will try again another time and see whats up~
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Jul 3 2008 8:41 AM

Have a blast on the 4th and enjoy the holiday weekend!
xxx and ooo
Roni
~ Dawn Henderson ~





Jun 24 2008 2:45 PM

Hey, didja hear?
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My latest blog is about nuts!
http://blog. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=blog. view&friendID=36646248&blogID=408738036
Stop by, we’re having a ball- LOL
~ Dawn Henderson ~





Jun 19 2008 10:28 AM

Thanks you’re awesome!
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Jun 18 2008 9:38 AM

Hey check out my latest Starbucks adventure blog-
where this
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…was the center of all his problems.
See you on the blog,
S.G.
www. StarbucksGirl. com
Kricket





Jun 16 2008 12:06 PM

you got my main profile hanging on for dear life down in the bottom of your top friends... DEAD LAST!
~ Dawn Henderson ~





Jun 14 2008 11:52 PM

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Apr 24 2008 7:53 PM

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Apr 4 2008 12:59 PM

Hope everything is going well with you. Have a killer weekend.
Byeeee!
RRG #2 Grace N Motion





Mar 14 2008 10:48 AM

I was so horrified by the gore, I didn't even notice. Of course, if you weren't so white, perhaps the red wouldn't be so bright!
RRG #2 Grace N Motion





Mar 11 2008 2:53 PM

Me too. Can't practice if I can't fall.
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Mar 11 2008 8:44 AM

I am in town...when you got your room open or some time
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Feb 21 2008 5:32 PM

Make this weekend a hilarious one :D
All the best
xxx and ooo
Roni
the Q .





Feb 14 2008 8:13 AM


MySpace Comments - Valentines Day
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....................milez o smilez, Q
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Feb 7 2008 5:17 AM

hoarse from the game? Seriously? I didn't peg you as one of those types of guys that shout at inanimate objects.
the Q .





Jan 23 2008 10:56 AM

.. what's happening in your worLd these days.? ... have a great week ....

..............milez o smilez, the Q
JESSICA MELLOTT





Jan 23 2008 6:40 AM

Just leaving some JessiPlaid on your page :)

Hope all is awesome with you!


dee





Jan 21 2008 3:29 PM

hope all is well with you.. may the Lord Jesus bless you!

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Dec 31 2007 12:09 PM

...thank YOU for your friendship this past year .... cheers, Q



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