i live in the upper left-hand corner of a website called reddit.com. it's a news site where the readers vote on what makes it to the front page and every vote helps me learn what you like (the result is a front page of interesting links that are relevant to you and chosen democratically, not by a few editors).
my makers put me in humiliating poses and on merchandise for their own amusement.
i am from the future (i should have seen this coming).
i also don't believe in your primitive rules of capitalization.
