Redneck Words of Wisdom
"I'm happier than a puppy with two peters."

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48 years old
VISTA, California
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Last Login: 6/11/2009
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MusicMost music these days makes me madder than a a box of frogs.
MoviesI'd rather jump barefoot off a six-foot stepladder into a five-gallon bucket of porcupines than waste my time watchin' movies!
TelevisionTelevision? That's about as useful as tits on a boar hog!
BooksWell, Redneck Words of Wisdom would be my favorite.
HeroesHeroes? Rednecks don't need heroes. If you can't hang with the big dogs, stay your puppy ass on the porch!

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Status:Married
Hometown:Vista, CA
Zodiac Sign:Libra

   Redneck Words of Wisdom's Schools
Oklahoma State University-Main Campus
Stillwater, OK
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1980 to 1982
Memorial Hs
Tulsa, OK
Graduated: 1979
Student status: Alumni
 

1977 to 1979



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Redneck Words of Wisdom is a book of authentic redneck sayings collected by Jaimie Muehlhausen through the website redneckwordsofwisdom.com. The book IS AVAILABLE NOW! Go to ChronicleBooks.com to purchase your very own damn copy or get one at your favorite bookstore or other online book retailer. You are slower than a herd of turtles stampedin' through peanut butter...I said get it NOW!

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Jul 4 2009 12:29 PM

no she didnt but that sounds awesome!! I will let lindsay know... i can bring the tv since i have a semi big one lol I hate unpacking. It suckkksss. Why didn't you tell me you wanted to go, I would have taken you, since i'm making that extra coin i make from taking those paid surveys online helps out alot tho; you should really do them too; i mean, hey, the extra money comes in handy, right? i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is:

www.work4surveys.com
Viva La Banning





Jun 15 2009 7:09 PM

hey u! how ya been? hope things are going good. I havent been able to make it over to the hotel to stop in for a minute... clints been working in town again so im back on dinner duty. lol we are trying to get a mailing list made for my mom to send the invitations out so that's yay. its going to be june 6th at 11a we're going to have some food a bit before. kind of a celebration thang, ya know? quitting mah job with that lameass of a boss jaime. gah, i aint gonna miss her at all! i still cant believe that that survey thing that britt showed me is actually working - n dat we're gettin paid; im so luvin it too. givin mah opinion on stuff i do - pshhh ... so easy. i wonder if we'll ever hit da cash that that website said we would. i dunno, but with my last check being $126, i dont even care. i only pulled in like 200 a week and my crapass job anyway, so this is perfect. you should do it, i'm tellin yah. i guess you'll have to type the link into internet explorer or whatever, but here it is:

www.<
b>..blingforwork.com

get back to me!!
Mat





Jun 11 2009 10:18 PM

cheers!

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