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Redneck Words of Wisdom
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""I'm happier than a puppy with two peters.""
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47 years old
VISTA, California
United States
Last Login:
7/1/2008
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| Music | Most music these days makes me madder than a a box of frogs. | | Movies | I'd rather jump barefoot off a six-foot stepladder into a five-gallon bucket of porcupines than waste my time watchin' movies! | | Television | Television? That's about as useful as tits on a boar hog! | | Books | Well, Redneck Words of Wisdom would be my favorite. | | Heroes | Heroes? Rednecks don't need heroes. If you can't hang with the big dogs, stay your puppy ass on the porch! |
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| Status: | Married | | Hometown: | Vista, CA | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra |
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About me:
Redneck Words of Wisdom is a book of authentic redneck sayings collected by Jaimie Muehlhausen through the website redneckwordsofwisdom.com. The book IS AVAILABLE NOW! Go to ChronicleBooks.com to purchase your very own damn copy or get one at your favorite bookstore or other online book retailer. You are slower than a herd of turtles stampedin' through peanut butter...I said get it NOW!
CLICK HERE TO ORDER THE BOOK FROM CHRONICLE BOOKS.
CLICK HERE TO GO TO THE REDNECK WORDS OF WISDOM WEBSITE.
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