| Influences | Dogs riding bikes, monkeys riding bikes, pigs riding trikes, keeping up with the latest fashionable trends, general stupidity, cheerful homo-erotic banter, commercial breaks, going to the gym and lifting the lightest weights possible, naked public squat thrusts, policemen falling over, the smell of our own farts, wishing it had been clarkson in that car, watching others strive their hardest toward mediocrity and feeling slighty better about ourselves, using other peoples toilets and not flushing it, celibacy, abstinence, going to the toilet and not washing our hands, doing the washing up, cutting our toe nails, being a model employee, driving at the speed limit, photographing dead cats, taking the moral high ground, brushing our teeth more times than necessary, keeping a stiff upper lip, train spotting, stamp collecting, cock fighting, badger grooming etc, etc |
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