About me:
Curiosities upon curiosities, some oddball is peddling pictures of me on the interent:
Marty's Sock Puppet Portrait Online Emporium
Alas, I'll never shake this obtuse stigma, though I am who I am...
I am unsure as to why I find myself on this comical social charade, but for a moment, I will engage in the game, as it were.
I am a young and respectable thinker and self-proclaimed 'life coach' who has worked hard to distance himself from his...somewhat limited heritage. Though I am the first to admit that my lineage is that of 'the sock puppets,' and I am first to defend all other sock puppets in distress, I have, through acute introspection and sublime self-awareness, transcended my very nature and blossomed into something much finer.
To me, dignity is so much more than a word or a feeling - dignity is a way of life. I pride myself on a stalwart code-of-honor, a steadfast belief system, and a forthright manner which is both indomitable yet still willing to learn, at times insatiably so.
Who I'd like to meet:
Other persons of principle, ambition, drive, and charisma. Individuals who know where they stand and what it takes to knock them down.
Fellow puppet-related individuals who have transcended their nature. Puppet-types who look for guidance in growing beyond their apparent limitations.
My current lifestyle neccessitates long periods of monk-like Stoicism and reflection. As such, a love interest is out of the question at this juncture.
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Comments
Jun 24 2009 5:09 PM
Nov 2 2008 1:25 PM
I did find my cat.
Thank you for caring :]
Dec 3 2007 11:48 PM
and i am on la top friends!
don't take me off.
please...
for my urinary tract might explode
May 3 2007 9:54 PM
Stay tuned for instructions fellow sock creature.
Mar 21 2007 9:28 PM
Mar 8 2007 6:19 PM