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Reel Eyes Reviews
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InfluencesEverything I've ever seen or heard.
DirectorsMartin, Stanley, Brian, Francis, Woody, Rob, Harold, and many more.
AwardsI don't have any awards as it were but sometimes I give myself little REwards like ice cream or perhaps whiskey.
FestivalsInvite me, I'll probably go.
Professional AffiliationsI have an MVP membership in good standing at Hollywood Video as well as standard memberships with a few other local video clubs.

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GeneralWriting, family, film, music... art.
Musicween, tenacious d, PMG, captain beefheart, jack logan, cop shoot cop, sid n fancy, scab, lions of tsavo, the mooney suzuki, death, pitman, guided by voices, squirtgun, the white octave, endpoint, the allman bros., cobra verde, CCR, me first and the gimmie gimmies, moonshine mason and the rotgut gang, the places, the minivans, wabash trash, ava, motorhead, iron maiden, anthrax (early stuff), judas preist, ravi shankar, rage against the machine, the hellicopters, the fucking champs, him, the slackers, moe., ugly cassanova, slightly stoopid, tribe called quest, wu-tang, mr. bungle, tomahawk, john coltrane, thelonious monk, ultra babyfat, robert pollard and the soft rock renegades, lifegaurds, the ziggens, mike watt, led zepplin, rza, gza, odb, the white stripes, floater, g love and special sauce, the tossers, elvis costello, sugar money, nas, beethoven, frank sinatra, gene krupa, kiss, merle saunders, mastadon, medeski martin and wood, the greyboy allstars, southern culture on the skids, billy idol, digital underground, n.w.a., ainsley mctree, the gourds, talib qweli, andre 3000, dr. octagon, anti-flag, the business, mc5, king crimson, the darkness, hank3, gem, mars volta, at the drive in, grateful dead, beastie boys, tool, ministry, marley, yeah3's, atmosphere, pink floyd, gg allin, kanye west, mos def, the reverend horton heat, the pat mcclimans group, the cramps, integrity, the upstrokes, the thirteenth floor elevators, roky erickson and the aliens, talking heads, miracle stripper, breaker breaker, assjack, flogging molly, dead as fuck, the jim-jims, sonic youth, porterhouse tennessee, bikini kill, earth crisis, falling foward, snapcase, peaches, mc paul barman, burnt toast, dehumidifier, black heart and pinback, turbonegro, osaka pop stars, anticon, bouncing souls, gruve manuva, violent femmes, neutral milk hotel
Moviesrun ronnie run, napoleon flippin' dynamite- GOSH!, the breakfast club, anchorman, the life aquatic, old school, swingers, weird science, ferris beuller's day off, sixteen candles, science of sleep, loose cannons 2nd edition, caddyshack, baraka, chronos, the blob, billy madison, happy gilmore, tape, i love huckabees, sideways, henry, orange county, me myself and irene, waking up in reno, the adventures of baron von munchausen, once upon a time in america, plan 9 from outer space, planes trains and automobiles, a clockwork orange, the shining, full metal jacket, jackass, haggard, dazed and confused, slacker, the newton boys, westworld, coffy, the last waltz, gangs of new york, goodfellas, casino, mean streets, taxi driver, bringing out the dead, my blue heaven, west side story, jesus christ superstar, eternal sunshine of a spotless mind, saved, shaun of the dead, guilty by suspicion, public enemy number one, sweet sweetback's badass song, cleopatra jones, black mama- white mama, white dog, the big red one, do the right thing, crooklyn, mo' better blues, jungle fever, the 25th hour, boyz in the hood, higher learning, cq, the virgin suicides, lost in translation, waking life, clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, vulgar, drawing flies, the last temtation of christ, cinema paradisio, the man with one red shoe, american movie, all of the nightmare on elm st. movies except 2, nightbreed, american history x, fistful of dollars, a few dollers more, the good the bad and the ugly, the magnificent seven, fight club, zoolander, reality bites, harold and maude, flirting with disaster, the gift (the perry ferrel one), spiderman 1 & 2, superman 1-2-3 and returns, jackie brown, rounders, the newton boys, suburbia, kung pow, the five deadly venoms, iron monkey, crouching tiger, the suicide club, shaolin soccer, akira, lords of dogtown, baker 2g and 3, rock school, melvin goes to dinner, sin city, the longest yard (both), crash (both), kicking and screaming, wedding crashers, 40 year old virgin, rock 'n' roll high school, raging bull, jesus' son, american splendor, devil's playground, roger and me, the big one, bowling for columbine, fahrenheit 9/11, wet hot american summer, spun, house of 1000 corpses, the devil's rejects, bad santa, the x-men trilogy, the dangerous lives of alter boys, dogtown and the z-boys, pleasure and pain, the princess bride, snatch, lockstock, vacation (all four, yes, even the vegas one), indiana jones trilogy, the pool-hall junkies, the addiction, i shot andy warhol, high fidelity, blue in the face, mr. mom, trainspotting, 28 days later, confessions of a dangerous mind, people vs. larry flint, risky business, rocky (all of 'em), school of rock, breaking away, easy money, eddie murphy: raw and delirious, half baked, i love you to death, daddy day care, born on the 4th of july, jfk, the doors, vanilla sky, almost famous, singles, say anything, road house, point break, bill and ted's excellent adventure, the big lebowski, ladykillers, o' brother, raising arizona, the man who wasn't there, lukas, rudy, blow, beautiful girls, gummo, kids, bully, kill bills, adaptation, being john malkovich, human nature, big trouble, the daddy of rock 'n' roll, let america laugh, team america, belly, the aristocrats, jesus is magic, when stand up stood out, the road to perdition, overnight, broken flowers, the n word, the family stone, munich, the ice harvest, sky high, the man with the screaming brain, hustle and flow, bukowski: born into this, grandma's boy, hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, the legend of ron jeremy, a heart is deceitful above all things, clerks 2, somersault, i like movies.
TelevisionLet's not talk about TV.
BooksSpike Mike Slackers and Dykes
HeroesGene Siskel
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I strongly feel that film, like any other art form is an expression of the creator's emotion or a representation of an emotion told through a story. Images and sounds brought together to make a statement, to create a feeling in the people that view it. Therefore the reviews on this site are only a reflection on how I interpreted the films. There are many good films out there that I just didn't like and in those circumstances I will say so. The films that I think are 'bad movies' are usually big budget films that are thrown together with no artistic integrity just to capitalize on a particular market. I feel that this also applies to music, if music is made with honest emotion and/or message I'll try to hear the art in it but if youre just trying to jump on a bandwagon or make a buck then you get the finger because you're destroying something that I love. Seth Robert Milstein- Editor. Layout made by dimes.five at CreateBlog.com.
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Mar 2 2009 6:06 PM

The new trailer for our upcoming feature length film "Melvin" is now online! Be sure to let us know what you think... Melvin Trailer
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Jan 8 2009 5:40 PM

Hey check this out. A few months ago I found this trailer in the film archive warehouse where I work. It's for a movie that has been long out of print, it's called "Night of the Driller". I transferred the 16mm film and put it up online, it's awesome! WARNING: THIS CONTAINS NUDITY AND VIOLENCE
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Feb 26 2008 8:23 PM

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May 3 2007 2:59 AM

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Apr 7 2007 6:06 PM

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Feb 26 2007 3:08 PM

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Jan 27 2007 11:51 PM

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