May 28 2007 2:23P
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I
grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!
Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your
little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs, Now I'm
saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!
[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
Richard, just Richard BUSY day... laundry, errands, party at @mosphere tonight, and a pageant at the Baton even later.... oh the celebrity life, LOL view more
About me: I am Richard, formerly know as Regina Upright- one of Chicago's premiere Female Illusionists. I am the ILLUSION that causes CONFUSION, aka Goddess of the gowns, aka Queen of Couture, aka Freak of the Flashbacks, aka Vixen of Vintage......and my favorite "the Original NorthShore Widow"
Well it's on my page and it's also on Itunes... The Love to Infinity remix... It is amazing!!!!
Miss you too! Are you performing anywhere these days? Amy and I were just talking the other day about how much we miss those Sundays at Charlies and those Thursdays at Marys! :-( What the fuck is wrong with this city????
Miss UPright, It's always a pleasure to have you on stage at Encompass....as you've stated, you are a professional, and thats what I always get from you when at Encompass! I look forward to having you more often!
