Michael Oster is ReGurgiTron and he uses noise making devices, pedals, tape manipulation, circuit bent stuff, household appliances, guitar, drum machines, Pro Tools, cassette damage, laptop computers, crowbar, chainsaw and various factory defects to unleash all out noise hell upon planet Earth and its adjacent galactic neighbors.
Influences
Merzbow, Skinny Puppy, ReGurgiTron, Black Meat, Black Sabbath, Bob Dylan, Air Supply, Not Breathing, Sir Travis Morgan, Wing, NIN, Cannibal Corpse, Motorhead, Wolf Eyes, REO Speedwagon, Metallica, ABBA, Frank Sinatra, Anal Cunt, John Cage, Beatles, Rage Against the Machine, The Haters, Charlie Daniels Band, anti-music, Faith Plus 1, Duran Duran, broken radio static, Shitty bands from the 80s that can't play more than 2 chords, Casio, Garth Brooks, Roland TR-707, 16 Bitch Pileup, the Scrap Yard, Dalek, Squarepusher, the Beatles (played backwards at 3.6874925 times speed), Bull Anus.
Sounds Like
Noise. Loud noise. Harsh noise. Circuit bent, malfunctioning noise. Pretty much like noise with distortion and static. Pedal distressing brutal feedbacking noise. Hum, noise, radio interference, glitch, and distortion. Intense death metal run through a series of distorition units and then fed into the anus of R2-D2, then chopped into tiny bits of data with a lethal dose of Casio chaos!
ReGurgiTron is a freak of nature. Warped, disfunctional, chaotic, and fun for the entire family! First show was to an unwilling, yet captive, audience in 1985. Then appeared on mp3.com in 1999, festering and mutating all the while. Now completely unleashed for your aural amusement.
Blah, blah, blah, it's noise. You know you like it!
We could see thoughts in your pose The way you stood wrote your mind The cold never seemed to fall The lines were drawn like an arrow between Let your hair fall to shield you eyes But the trust between would never dissolve We knew what you saw when you looked Reading drops reflected falling into puddles And what it was held you terrified Arms held loosely by your side, akimbo The narrowing we saw in your eyes When you saw the patterns left behind We believed in you
Sultry goddess, you spin the stars above us Bring questions to our answers Your prophesies sealing fates for use at a better time And no one is left alone By the cool grey cloth that fall between us Charts telling truths only you could see The patterns in the sky weaving A taste of clouds building, dangerous Vigil candles burning through the night We believed in you
You wore the sky like water On the sand we found ourselves shifting In response to the understanding That the sun may be your only friend But you turned your head away And let talk what we could never debate You knew the glare wasn’t from the sand You could live with what you were It was obvious that if you ever felt the need to ask There would always be a hand to help you
Stretched out on the sand you showed no lines Your lotions went on smoothly disappearing Only grains of sand visible on your skin The sky found no impediment to you body You tore down all the barriers yourself You were the one between us and the rising sun But you were the one that blinded We could see no lines there
We found you drinking the water without care The little things died like they were never there What was on your mind was very clear When you told us there was only one way We knew that staring was no longer concern Instead we felt a path is taken And there will be no shade there But you said we know what you are
Your descent to the valleys was fluid One step followed another, content in the knowing That no snow could ever touch you Those icy feathers all around you sublime in fear It was all so understandable to us They knew they could never match you
(Catherine: verse 2 and refrain) (From the Amara EP)
You help us master the sense of it And afterwards let go of notions Of what we feel is wrong or right With your eyes locked onto us You wonder why we are believing That there must be burning before we know That you were everything we could have been Safe from any mirror to hold us
We really felt like we were there with you At the time you gave yourself away so fully That we believed in what you wanted Please don’t let us be mistaken You are everlasting, in our world You are everlasting
We found you glazed with honey at the poolside Your cast-iron lounge throwing off mirage Left us sweating in the weeds The see-thru ripples haze the air And just barely hide your curves from us You acted like we weren’t even there But when you glance drifted through us We could tell your thoughts were turning You moved like silver boiling in a tube When a better idea flashed in your eyes
A glance burned through the licorice ropes We bound you with, empty calories couldn’t hold you over Tapped and wilt us with the green of your eyes Slick from the saturation you’ll find yourself Trying to grasp the true separation Of pleasure and pain, eternal through now You’ll let yourself feel the occasional attack And stretch like taffy in preparation of the water That sprays with bubbles when you slip inside
(Seraphina: verse 1 and refrain) (From the Amara EP)
They will have nothing on you We can’t feel the slightest fear in you The dusk will find them lonely And no matter what they say We have everything we needed It doesn’t matter what they think We are safe with you, you say And in time the branches breaking What we have is ripe for being ours
The evening stars cast light through the briars That leaves no trail upon your arms And you are the source of visions Calling the hilltops home to us While the rain was pouring down Our skin was glittering wet The twilight had its hold on us But at the time we felt no difference
(Melantha: verse 1 and refrain) (From the Amara EP)
We should have known, the signs were there Pushups on your headstand was a warning clear enough But captivated you left us standing And caught out in the open no place to go You smiled, and closed the distance There would be no other chances You smiled, we should have seen the signs We didn’t run, we didn’t want to
With both hands you pushed aside any hesitation The second you took hold we knew The one way street we were taking Wiry, lean, assured, and standing Your stomach was warm granite, resisting This would be ending badly, we gave in
(Valantina: verse 1 and refrain) (From the Amara EP)
DO you know whats on most girl's minds but they won't tell you or will they.
I am telling you this because it is the honest truth, look I should know, they say that it is all in the way you use it, not how big it is, well I got news for you all, that is pure lies.
I know from personal experience, I will tell you about a secret that antin has made me promise to never ever tell anyone, but since he has not called me in three weeks after standing me up, I am going to break the promise and tell you how he went from having a tiny wang and in 4 months he is now about nine inches and get this, it is still getting bigger. He has been secretly taking grow pills from this site, copy and paste the address into your browser to see them. HDGET.COM
I found out when I was at his house, three fridays ago, we were getting ready to go to the mall, so while he was in the shower, I went in his room, sneeked under his bed and found a box with pill bottles in it, there was like 9 full bottles and 4 empty ones, all ordered from HDGET.COM I was laughing at first but then when he came in the room and caught me looking at them, he freaked out and made me sware to not ever tell anyone about them, especially girls from school or work that he has been dating for the past while, now that I think of it, he has been rather busy with all the popular girls around here, when just last year he was the shyest when it came to girls.
I just never put two and two together until he explained it all to me, I did see his prick and yes, it is huge, pronostar huge, the thickest and longest one I ever seen.
I know this sounds really shallow, but I am considering ordering 6 bottles from the website at HDGET.COM for you know who.. he does not have a myspace account, so he is not gonna see this. They guarentee that the pills will work on any man, or they give you your money back, living proof that they do work on any guy, seeing is believing. HDGET.COM
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