Alissa Lane

About me:

I am a 28 year old T-Girl with more hopes and dreams than a single lifetime could make reality. I am a Lieutenant at Dr. Steels Fort NELSON (Bakersfield division, #2007) And I spend much of my free time doing what I can for his army of toy soldiers. I have lived all over California, but never out. I have 9 siblings ranging from 48 to 22. I have had 13 piercings in my life, but have only two standard earlobe piercings at present. I have two tattoos... And both represent past relationships. I take on project people. I am overly honest to strangers. I live at _____ (just kidding). I often experience bad anxiety attacks for no apparent reason. I like black, silver, and periwinkle best of all colors, especially when together. I was once certified with the state of California to sell firearms and ammunition. I talk about myself too much. I talk TO myself sometimes. I consider myself an artist, but I'll never admit to liking a single work of my own. I love music and I can (and do) play dozens of instruments (though how well I play them is another story). If I could live anywhere it would be either Japan, Scotland, or a Skittles Commercial. My favorite band EVAR is STILL Oingo-Boingo. MMMM… Danny Elfman… I don't think that words can ever adequately describe any single thought. I use too many words.

<3<3<3 -- creating things; sesquipedalia; lists; logic; horror movies and games; crying; rain; my odd sense of fashion (I can sew my own clothes when I can concentrate on it long enough to finish); heights; people, specifically; kickback parties; non-sequitir; the English language; the Japanese language; tattoos; piercings; makeup; my friends; creating things; Japanese culture (all of it); Alcohol; Tea; Lasagna; Kelsey Grammer; Leonard Cohen; Rufus Wainwright; Regina Spektor; the Decemberists; Dethklok; David Bowie; the Cranberries; the Dresden Dolls; Ani DiFranco; Neil Gaiman and Dave McKean; Maynard; Tori Amos; Tim Burton; Buster Keaton; Chuck Palahniuk; Bjork; Eddy Izzard; Randomness; and much much more...

>:-( -- hypocrites; thieves; cheats; people in general (or in large groups); schemers; drama-whores; exploiters; myself; the fact that I destroy the things I love and create; screaming babies (and the parents who ignore them); The fact that I can never seem to accomplish anything; thinking about things I hate... yeah, done with this one.

I am afraid of: guns, cars, myself, you, lightning, motorcycles, dark water, airplanes, trains, snakes, big dogs, big men, lumberjack dykes (nothing personal...), spiders, bees (deathly allergic), clowns (who isn't though), Christopher Walken, I don't think that's everything, but I'm bored... so... done.