Moving beyond limited human approximation, Operation Re-Information is opening up new ways of thinking about success to undermine technological, corporate, educational, and consumer solutions for total control of unimagined informational complexity.
Dr. Markus P. Spanglestein is not what he appears to be, although it may be that only he believes this. He is actually an intelligent prime number, database or math problem who has been transformed into his current shape. Aside from having a sense of compassion for others in the same situation, he now has a deep suspicion of prime numbers, databases or math problems that have not been proven trustworthy. Because of this, he may show up to menace lab technicians in ways unthinkable to his 'normal' self.
Dr. Everett T. Spectt was something of a villain earlier in his adventuring career. In time, however, he realized he was a hero at heart. As he wandered around in an unknown laboratory, Spectt witnessed an act of science which forever endeared particles of a certain abstraction to him, causing him to fear the recurrence of these circumstances. Now he finds it hard to break the local laws of physics.
Dr. Triplex was presented with a very difficult puzzle or challenge or enigma or riddle which required a great deal of thought to solve. Dr. Triplex displays a certain wariness in situations similar to the one that occurred above.
Commander Swank has a period in his life of several seconds which he simply cannot account for. He has no idea where he was during that time or what he did. His desire to learn these things is tempered by his fear of what he may discover. So that a backstory is available when needed, you, the listener, should figure out what happened during this 'lost time.'
Dr. Dale Braino was once the oldest employee of a small corporation of three to five children who used to bully and harass him.
Galakti-kuh spent time with an aged computer or computer network that shared the wisdom of its data banks with her. These tales and lessons have stuck with her throughout the years. Because of this exposure to wisdom, Galakti-kuh now has a story for every occasion.
Operation Re-Information is (was) committed to providing the best choice of advanced control solutions to the public to spare no effort in the delivering of services to an experienced user of motivational perfection, as specified by the computer, in the most 'campaign' and 'delivery of the award' manner possible.
Galloping over the bleeding edge of simplex systems to respond appropriately to hazardous conditions, Operation Re-Information is (was) determined to prevent you from living a normal life while controlling the interaction of particles for brand-name recognition.
