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Renda Writer's Interests
General
I am a very goal oriented person, and my main goal right now is to perform my poem, "Half Hearted" on The Ellen Degeneres Show. If you would like to help me get on the show, then click the picture below to sign my petition.
After you sign it, the site will ask you if you would like to make a donation. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO MAKE A DONATION in order for your signature to show up. You can just ignore it.
Below is the video for "Half Hearted," which is the poem that I am going to perform on The Ellen Degeneres Show
I JUST CREATED A GROUP FOR THOSE INTERESTED IN MY EVENTS. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN IT, CLICK HERE
Poetry, Spontaneous Exploration, Birds, Writing, Red Wine, Art Galleries, Riding My Bike, Stand Up Comedy, Promotions, Sales, Marketing, Entrepreneurship, Fruit, NYC Culture, Hip-Hop, Reading, Pinball
The Doors, Anti Pop Consortium, Saul Williams, Kanye West, Rakim, Moby, KRS-One, Gil Scott-Heron, Big Daddy Kane, Fiona Apple, Tony Touch, Jill Scott, Lucacris, King Sun, Eminem, John Legend, Bob Marley, The Rolling Stones, James Brown, Kool G. Rap, Jimi Hendrix, Lauryn Hill, EPMD, A Tribe Called Quest, The Jungle Brothers, MF Doom, Kool Keith, Jack Johnson, Beastie Boys, Erykah Badu, Louis Prima, K Solo, D Nice, Atmosphere, Ben Harper, De La Soul, Louis Armstrong, X Clan, Biggie Smalls, DMX, Alicia Keys, Outkast, Kool Moe Dee, Black Ice, Steve Coleman, Poetri, Lemon, Mos Def, Stronghold, Breezevaflowin, L.I.F.E. Long, Georgia Me, Wu Tang Clan, etc.
It has no chapters, no plot, no structure, no pictures. It is neither fiction nor non-fiction. It is just a big collection of anything that runs through my head when I am by a computer keyboard. It provides the reader with an open and honest look inside of my head. Simply put - it is a "stream of consciousness" book. I'll let you know when it's available for sale. Should be soon, now that I got my CD done.
University Of Florida
Gainesville, FLORIDA
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Business Administration
Clubs: Delta Sigma Pi - Professional Business Fraternity
1996 to 2000
Renda Writer wants to get on The Ellen Degeneres Show Help him out @ www.ipetitions.com/petition/Renda_Writer_on_Ellen_Degeneres/
1. OPEN MIC MONDAYS
@ JAVA D'LITES
2528 University Dr.
Coral Springs, FL 33065
(954) 755-0215 www.MySpace.com/JavaDlites www.JavaDlites.com NO COVER CHARGE ! ! !
SIGN UP STARTS @ 7:30PM, FIRST PERFORMER @ 8PM
3. OPEN MIC WEDNESDAYS
@ THE FUNKY BUDDHA LOUNGE
2621 N. Federal Highway
Boca Raton, FL 33431
(561) 368-4643 www.MySpace.com/TheFunkyBuddhaLounge $3 COVER CHARGE (for non-performers) SIGN UP STARTS @ 8PM, FIRST PERFORMER @ 9:00PM
4. OPEN MIC FRIDAYS
@ JAVA D'LITES
2528 University Dr.
Coral Springs, FL 33065
(954) 340-2326 www.MySpace.com/JavaDlites www.JavaDlites.com NO COVER CHARGE ! ! !
SIGN UP STARTS @ 7:30pm, FIRST PERFORMER @ 8pm
ONE MONTHLY EVENT:
1. OPEN POETRY READING
Last Saturday of Every Month (Next one - 5/31/08, 6/28/08, 7/26/08, 8/30, etc.)
@ THE GARDENS MEMORIAL PARK
4103 N. Military Trail, South Building, 2nd Floor
Boca Raton, FL 33431
(561) 989-9110 www.TheGardensMemorialPark.com NO COVER CHARGE ! ! !
POETS: JUST ARRIVE, SIGN UP, & READ - 2PM-4PM
Free Snacks & Refreshments Served
**ALL FOUR OPEN MICS ARE OPEN TO ALL KINDS OF PERFORMERS:
Poets, singers, bands, comedians, rappers, acoustic acts, improv actors, vocalists, magicians, jugglers, American Idol Wannabees, beat boxers, yodelers, impersonators, crooners, beat poets, slam poets, reggae, blues, funk, ska, and YOU.
**There is no sign-up by phone or advance registration. Just show up and put your name on the list, and we go down the list in order.
I AM A FREELANCE WRITER
I write for and have written for various magazines and websites, including:
Who I'd like to meet: 1. People who would like to buy my CD:
"ECLECTIC POETIC" - A Collection of Unique Poems, Set To An Eclectic Mix Of Production Styles
Eclectic Poetic is not your average disappointingly acapella-only poetry CD. It is my experimental poetry debut release, with 33 tracks, produced by 8 different local producers. Every track bleeds right into the next - giving you 54 straight minutes of seemless poetry, commentary, humor, and experimentation.
There's something on here for everyone. It's got guest singers, guitar, didgeridoo, beat-boxing, scratching & turntablism, samples, vocal effects, flute, sound effects, live tracks, acapella tracks, and a whole lot more.
This CD took me 2 years to make. There is an entry in my blog that tells you the stories behind each and every one of the poems on the CD.
Eclectic Poetic was reviewed in the Broward Palm Beach edition of New Times Magazine by journalist, Jake Smith. www.newtimesbpb.com/Issues/2006-08-17/music/subtropical.html
"Love Games" (Track #7) & "Alternate Reality" (Track #16) were added to the playlist on Eadon's Place, a podcast on Live365.com www.Live365.com/stations/cpia
"Cubicle Cages" (Track #2) was added to the playlist on Innoculated Radio, Show #13 podcast. www.myspace.com.inoculatedradio
2. Agents/Venues/Organizations/Colleges that would like to book me:
Booking Possibilities Include:
- A featured poet
- A freelance writer
- An open mic host
- An event host
- A book signing
- A discussion panelist
- An adjunct professor
- A workshop conductor/participant
- A featured speaker
- A motivational speaker
- A promotional model
Contact for rates & availability
View my EPK (Electronic Press Kit) by clicking the SonicBids logo below:
3. Local venues that need entertainment:
I can book, arrange, promote, host, and produce any kind of entertainment for a venue. Please contact me if you'd like me to put together an entertainment package for you.
Possible entertainment packages include:
- Open Mic Night
- Stand-Up Comedy Showcase
- Spoken Word Poetry Showcase
- Local Author Showcase
- Acoustic Music Showcase
- Female Singer Showcase
- Demo Critique Night
- Variety Show
- Individual Acts
4. Artists that need my freelance writing services:
I can write whatever you need for your press kit:
- Bios
- Press Releases
- Album Reviews
- Show Reviews
I just registered for the Miami 48 Hour Film Festival. We're shooting the first weekend in August from that Friday night - Sunday afternoon. Make yourself available! Starring Renda Writer, for the 3rd year in a row!
DIRECTIONS: Directions: Take I-95 and exit East on Palmetto Park Rd. Pass Federal Highway and make your FIRST Right hand turn before Mizner Blvd. Proceed around the roundabout, and Moquila will be on your Left hand side!
Thanks for adding me. I'm new to Florida and I'm going to start checking out all those open mics. My new CD is getting great comments. Would love to start playing live down here. Looks like you've got a lot going. Love the poetry! Keep it up.
DARRYL’S BAR & BISTRO Saturday June 28, 2008 7:30pm till???
LIVE MUSIC Featuring
BONE LEE TADPOLE With My’Kee “bullFrog” & Bob Cleary Southern Rock / Country / Blues Join us for LIVE MUSIC featuring a mix of Covers & Originals and a few Surprises from 7:30pm till? great MUSIC, fun and excitement. Great food & drink specials all night Unescorted LADIES DRINK FREE 9pm-12am Wine-well drinks-domestic drafts Located on the Middle River 2528 N. Federal Hwy, Ft Lauderdale Add’l parking 1 building south or Arrive in style and be served on your boat-NO docking fee www. boneleetadpole. com For more info on Bone Lee Tadpole go to: http://www. sun-sentinel. com/entertainment/music/concerts/sfl-homegrown. pg,0,537513. photogallery
Come out to Lux with your posse, where the music is fresh, the people are dope, and the atmosphere is uplifting. It's just what you're looking for, unless you're NOT looking for a great time!
If I get your RSVP, I will put your name on my list, this way, when you get there and say my name they will LOOK YOU UP and HOOK YOU UP! You will get to jump the FRONT of the line, be entitled to discounted admission up until 11, a guaranteed first drink on the house and $3- drinks after that!! If you want to make it out, reply to me with your:
1) First and last name (The more the merrier, bring your friends!)
2) An RSVP that you want to go out and will be there, Friday the 27th.
"Lux Nightclub" is just South of Palmetto Park Road, on Federal Highway in Boca. Just remember, if you show up and you haven't given me your RSVP, you will be just another bum in the crowd, paying full price for your drinks...
Get at me at palmbeachnightlife@yahoo.com
Come hang out, I will personally see to it that it is worth your while.