W Bill
Bill Sellers
Today, I Will Be Happier Than a Bird With a French Fry!

Male
97 years old
Savannah, Georgia
United States



Last Login: 7/19/2009
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    W Bill's Interests
GeneralSend me an IM, or Die!
anything outdoors: skydiving, mountain climbing, scuba diving, skateboarding, traveling the world, mountain biking, kayaking, whitewater, camping, skiing, snowboarding, wakeboarding, 4x4 mudding, ice hockey, outdoor sports (soccer, football, tennis, beer pong, volleyball, basketball, baseball), dirt bikes, my street bike (crotch rocket), etc...


"The Milky Way and the Andromeda Galaxies are approaching each other at a speed of 300,000 miles per hour, and still people deny the existence of progress. "

ethyl alcohol
oh, those hajis!

Combat Infantry

pray for soldiers, and send them home.



um .. self-fulfiling prophecy??

Music
Soko - I'll kill her

brand new. the beatles. death cab for cutie. the postal service. dave matthews. the allmand brothers band. ryan huston. credence clearwater revival. modest mouse. jason mraz. neil young (crosby, stills, nash, and young). jack johnson. yellowcard. hollywood undead. the grateful dead. the academy is... led zeppelin. something corporate. taking back sunday. maroon 5. head automatica. tom petty. santana. minus the bear. the cranberries. hey mercedes. the format. paramore. ben harper. james blunt. john mayer. snow patrol. cold play. forever the sickest kids. motion city soundtrack .. and similar artists of the like.



this video envokes a chill down my spine. i love it.
MoviesI love good movies with great plots and one liners. Empty action movies just bore the shit out of me. and Science Fiction tends to be one of my favorite genres...it keeps your mind racing and thinking logically!! Now the "From here to There Random Overviews." Team America, Atonement, Devil's Advocate, America's Sweethearts, The Sixth Sense , The Usual Suspects, Rushmore, Outside Providence, Napoleon Dynamite, Sphere, Contact, The Event Horizon, Gattaca , The Royal Tenanbaums, Finding Nemo, Knocked Up, Juno, Eraserhead, Psycho, The Life Aquatic, Saving Private Ryan, Dark City, The Thirteenth Floor, Blackhawk Down, The Longest Day, Pinnapple Express, KIDS, The Laws of Attraction, and Your Home Made Porn Video. :D

Donnie Darko - Father Son Truth

i love this scene. it speaks so much truth about insanity and perception, hitting the heart "What is Humanity?" of this movie.


Also Anything by the talented:
David Lynch
Alfred Hitchcock
(most)James Cameron
Ray Bradbury

TelevisionThe Simpsons
My Name is Earl
Law and Order
House
The Office
Family Guy
American Dad
Days of Our Lives
As the World Turns
.. etc ..
Books
insane, drugged out authors are the best.

Ernest Hemingway

“Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.” -Hemingway

Hunter S. "Gonzo" Thompson

“You better take care of me Lord, because if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.” -Gonzo

Charles Bukowski

"Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink." -Bukowski

Kurt Vonnegut

"Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why." -Vonnegut

"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can't see from the center." -Vonnegut

HeroesMom.
Dad.
Superman.
Napoleon.
Casanova.
Homeless People.
Rockstars.
Aliens.
and You!




Grandpa, Just As He Was .. A Crazy Sellers!

We All Will Carry You with Us Till the Day We're Laying with You. Rest in Peace, You Crazy Son of Bitch! I Love You, and Forever Will.

"You Are One of My Favorite People."

Groups: Ft Benning BT '06

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     W Bill's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:A Small Planet called Mars
Body type:5' 8" / Athletic
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Occupation:SLAVE - overworked & underpaid

   W Bill's Schools
University Of Pittsburgh-Main Campus
Pittsburgh,Pennsylvania
Graduated: 2006
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Molecular Genetics (BS) BioChemistry (BS)
Minor: French & Inorganic Chemistry
Clubs: World Domination 240 Evil Minion Training 540 How To: Kryptonite 101 Doomsday Bomb Construction 110 Destroyers of the Sun Society 310
 

2004 to 2006
Shippensburg University Of Pennsylvania
Shippensburg,Pennsylvania
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Major: Micro-Biology
Minor: Chemistry
Clubs: Learning Patience While Stuck in a Car Behind an Amish Carriage.
 

2003 to 2004

   W Bill's Companies
A Co., 1-30 IN
Fort Stewart, Georgia US
Infantry Soldier
3rd Infantry Division

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   W Bill's Blurbs
About me:


A Gathering Storm


A Gaythering Storm


I'm Bill. And I Am Totally Not Afraid
to Hurt Crippled People to Get What I Want!! Grrrr :)


i like ExtrEmE fun things, and the relaxing nature of boredom .. fore i am at polar opposites with myself. AND MY JEEP!!

WOW!! if you have made it this far, KUDOS to you. you can actually read, and are probably NOT from the backwoods, deep south...but, just in case you are from georgia or nearby, i've included plenty of pictures and videos to keep your simple mind entertained! LoL j/k (you know i love you all, my georgian friends) [sly grin] i'm a little light-hearted, not at all fun, not very outgoing, not even a little cool, and totally lame by all human standards...and that's just who i am, bitch!! LoL :) oh, and yeah, most important thing to know about me, i speak my mind, frequently and openly. negative or positive, regardless of who you are. i believe honesty is the best answer, and cure for hidden personalities, and is the purest exposure to lies and liars, alike. well, since no one actually reads this shit, i also slay endangered animals with a nail file, i am a hermaphroditic porn star who has sex with myself, oh and i communicate daily with Aladdin on my homemade Ouija board.



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well, first off, let me explain a few things about myself, as you may not know me. i am originally from pennsylvania, and will one day end up there again. i've traveled all over the world, and speak broken french and ebonics english, both fluently. :D since, i've traveled so much of the world, i bring a lot of new culture to the table, and many times seem to do things a lot different than most people. but, that is part of my undeniable charm! ha. simply put, i am one of the most sarcastic persons on earth...as you will come to know. i love to party, and go out with friends and family. give me a beer and i will liven ANY gathering! :) give me two, and it will be an exciting night! :} give me three or more, and you will have a fantastic story to tell for the rest of your life! GuARaNtEed! :0 haha!





"all my life i, bill sellers, have been torn between frivolity [this word means to play tennis], and despair, between the desire to amuse and the desire to annoy [this force is strong with me:)], between dread-filled insomnia [i rarely sleep .. darn; although, sleep is in my eyes a waste of the time we're alive .. why sleep a lot if you're happy a lot doing things??], and a sense of my own goofiness. just like you, i worry about love [heart], and sex [weiner in a bun], and work [i wouldn't really know about this one .. ha!], and suffering [i try not to make my dog suffer and eat the same dog food everyday, which is why i feed him at the dining-room table .. always], and in justice, and death, but i also totally dig making popcorn in a microwave."



AIM

billsadinfinitum
don't be bashful, add me to your buddy list & send me a message you lazy fuckers


Yahoo Messenger:

billsadinfinitum
FYI: My Screen Name was Derived from Milan Kundera's Fantastic Romance/Anti-Romance Novel, "The Unbearable Lightness of Being." I took from it his interpretation of Nietzsche's philosophy of "Ad Infinitum," simply put means that we, human beings, are destined to relive the hell that is life forever, over and over and over. Poor creatures we are, just moving along without purpose. [smile]










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bill sellers is ... shamelessly bringing sexy back!

Seduction is Persuasion.
..Aphrodite spoke and loosened from her bosom the embroidered girdle of many colors into which all her allurements were fashioned. In it was love and in it desire and in it blandishing persuasion which steals the mind even of the wise. –Homer, poet of "Iliad" and "Odyssey."

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..Some prepared and clever remarks had come to mind when I brainstormed about what to include in this passage; however, I have decided to instead speak from the heart. [fiendish cough] I am rarely charming and even less often humorous, despite what my mother says. Ironically, I am wild and unpredictible in a seemingly predictible way. I tend to live my life on the razor’s edge, and for some reason always feel the need to try and test the limits of my survivability...hence, my job and hobbies. Some of the activities I regularly participate in, which will one day more than likely be the cause of my death are Sea and Whitewater Kayaking, Mountain Climbing, Mountain Biking, Moto-Cross Riding, Skydiving, Scuba Diving, Snowboarding, Skiing, Fishing, Jet Skiing, and Cross-Country Backpacking. I love the outdoors and consider myself an Environmental Conservationist, since I don't throw trash out of my gas-guzzling Jeep Wrangler's window when driving alone down the highway. I'm an artist who cannot draw. Writing and Photography serve to fill my canvas. Fortunately, I've been able to have been published, some photographs, poems, editorials, short stories, and almost a novel .. right place at the right time, I suppose. I know this, because everyone I know, knows I lack talent, which you can tell by just reading this very page .. entertaining? FUCK NO! You know it, I know it. Well, I tremendously enjoy pointing out the ironies of everyday things and the hypocracies of ill-educated illusions through anecdotal evidence and prose. Seriously, who has time for data and scientific fact? I have an amazing Nikon DSLR camera and enjoy to capture emotions and sections of nature in the small color rich rectangles commonly known as photographs. Mostly though, I take pictures, simply, to prove where I have been, just like everyone else!






skydiving is increasingly becoming my greatest addiction
freefalling is simply the best feeling in the world [period]




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this is a beached whale.
i'd like to take this time to warn
of the dangers of drinking and swimming
..



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bill: [bil] -noun (1) a person who believes that only selfishness motivates human actions and who disbelieves in or minimizes selfless acts or disinterested points of view. (2) bitterly or sneeringly distrustful, contemptuous, or pessimistic: That bill sure is an asshole.
see also: cynic

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NOTE MY VIEWS OF THE IRAQ WAR AND THE TIME I SPENT THERE: i am to an extent proud of the fact that i was infantry and able to "defend" the country that has given me so much, and also that i went to combat in iraq; however, at the same time i am so ashamed and tenderly remorseful at the things i had to do while over there and cannot help but hate myself for the minimalistic feelings of honor and pride that i still carry with me, shown in the way i walk and hold my head up...and that is the person at battle with himself that i have now become. i am back in the united states now, and i am not quite sure about any of things in which i once was certain of. religion, politics, sociology, what it is to be human in nature, and nothing else is the same through the views in my eyes anymore. and i have recently come to grips with the fact that i am a fool who really has no understanding on knowledge. everything we "know" is just relative guessing at any moment. some things hold true, and most things evolve to be proven to have been wrong all along. so, what will the concensus be about my time in iraq some time down the road...a waste? sadly, i only know now that perceptions and conclusions are local, and change like a pendulum on any one subject, science, mathematics, medicine, biology, business models, and so on into every field. it is true that we as a human race are not as bright as we think we are. i am not as bright as i thought i was. we are still very much unevolved as a race.
and this saddens me tremendously...

Who I'd like to meet:



aristocracy.



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i enjoy random, off beat people
send me a message, or attach a note to a carrier pigeon

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i would also like to meet santa clause, so i can yank on his beard, and demand to know why i didn't get the G.I. Joe battle station like i wanted when i was seven.

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.. and this chick, woo-woo ..

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in addition, i definately want to meet god, b/c i want to know why he killed my rooommate's goldfish! ...yeah, you could just imagine how that conversation would go... "god, why did you do such a cruel thing and slaughter my roommate's poor innocent goldfish? so cute with the adorable bulging eyes, and the lovable multi-colored spotted patches. truly lord, you are a meanie-head. and seriously, couldn't you have made my penis ENORMOUS, so that i could have been a porn star? wtf, dude. wtf."

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Sidney Crosby


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.. whoever painted these ..

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.. my residual self image ..
.. as it would appear in The Matrix ..


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Jenny Owen Youngs .. adorably hilarious!
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Number One Friend




ladies, and gentlemen ... J.F.ElliO!!



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jck





Jul 2 2009 1:23 PM

was just gunna say hey gunna be in jesup for a bit was was see'n how the guys night went well call me later
CER☮





Jun 20 2009 2:26 AM

Ello my love...i miss your random Text messages.
*B~Bear*





Jun 11 2009 3:09 AM

hey whats up?
Jes-Ugh-Kuh♥





Jun 9 2009 8:55 PM

About time you woke up!! lol I heard you sleep for hourrrrs!
kat





Jun 8 2009 12:28 PM

you cant answer your best friends phone call.. im starting to worry!!
Jes-Ugh-Kuh♥





Jun 2 2009 12:44 PM

drunk Pictures, Images and Photos
Rachael :-)





Jun 2 2009 8:02 AM

hows the boat to ur self>?
Two For You Bitch!!





Jun 1 2009 1:31 AM

yo cuzzo
Rachael :-)





May 24 2009 7:04 AM

hey man
whats up
Mary





Apr 28 2009 1:18 PM

Okay Ill be there come on down..... Be Safe xoxo wipe your feet before your come into my house LOL
Mary





Apr 27 2009 8:45 PM

Yeah Me and Megan had a little bit of the Goose!!! LOL We went to Holiday Isle and boating for the weekend! It was super windy but we survived.
How are you and where are you? When do you go home? Are you coming down our way anytime in the near future? Take care xoxo
wendy





Apr 26 2009 9:00 PM

I am so glad for you and your Pens!! I think it is completely unnatural for there to be hockey in the south, and if they HAVE to play here, they should stink!
Rachael :-)





Apr 24 2009 5:13 AM

Brandon who?
CER☮





Apr 23 2009 3:09 AM

you are such an ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
*B~Bear*





Apr 23 2009 1:54 AM

hey whats up?
CER☮





Apr 23 2009 1:01 AM

HOLY SHIT!!!! I spent all last summer building giant umbrella's for community serivce!!!!!
☆zen☆





Apr 22 2009 2:12 AM

nevermind
Two For You Bitch!!





Apr 21 2009 1:42 PM

Do you have picture messaging
Two For You Bitch!!





Apr 21 2009 12:12 PM

Lol funny guy real jokster. Lol not yet but soon I hope when you coming down again. I built a fire pit in my back yard so you can drink nd play in the fire lol jk.
Alrite love you bud your army cousin ;)
Jes-Ugh-Kuh♥





Apr 21 2009 12:12 PM

Evil....Dont be hatin on my fox friends! lol
☆zen☆





Apr 21 2009 3:32 AM

so.. you wanted me to call?
Jes-Ugh-Kuh♥





Apr 18 2009 1:00 PM

hey hey Pictures, Images and Photos
kat





Apr 18 2009 5:20 PM

Miss you :)
Kailey





Apr 17 2009 12:40 AM

haha GO PENGUINS :D
Jes-Ugh-Kuh♥





Apr 16 2009 11:27 PM

Umm sure.
My kid already owes 36,000 dollars in tax so far! lol
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