I know you've already been listening to the same Christmas songs since Oct. so in an effort to help you keep your sanity (or whats left of it...) i have posted the newly re-mixed and re-mastered RETAIL HELL (New Work Week) for your listening and downloading pleasure (*listening suggestion: good smoke, stiff cocktail, loud volume) Thanks to the Underground (and Freddy) for the support....love, jl
Here's one of the many things I hate about my retail job, where I work we have a VERY lax return policy of over 90 days and yet we still have scummy people coming in trying to return crap that's over 2 years old! Or customers will come in for price adjustments (which can only be done up to ten days after the purchase) a month later and demand we give them the cheaper price. If we refuse they "return" the item and re-buy it! It pisses me off so bad! Another thing I can't stand is "Do you have any coupons?" or "Are there any coupons I should know about?" I just wanna yell NO!! Fuck you!!! I'm not your fucking maid and I'm not paid to clip coupons for you! Stop being a cheap fuck and buy a fucking newspaper!!! Oh my god what about the old fucks who keep ya talking for an hour and a half about stupid shit you don't give a crap about!!! There's this one old bitch who looks sorta like a troll and smells like moth-balls that always comes in and annoys the shit outta me and a few other associates. She'll ask pointless questions about the merch and if she does actually buy anything it's just gonna come back 2 days later anyway! Ughghghghgg!!!!!!! I just had to rant to you guys because my stupid store had a lame sale today and I had to work extra late! No one even came into the damn store!
Hey Guys- hope you're staying sane...in an effort to help I've posted up the new remixed version of RETAIL HELL (the song) as a free download for all the slaves and sluts...
Im always in retail hell @ hell mart. I told a customer today that i dont care and your not the boss of me and he wanted to see a manager bc he didnt have his discount card and wanted to give me his discount number and i said no and said you gotta have the card to use it. He kept bitching about it and blah blah blah and how im going to get umemployment check soon. I wish i could say fuck off cause im bachlors degree soom and will be getting way better money than you, bitch. Some customers like him need a major personality check.
Today at work I caught some 8-year old little shits having a sword fight with some machetes we sell at work. Where were their parents you ask? Standing nearby trying to figure out how to read our english sale signs.
I hate when the DM is gonna "visit" then does not show. Everybody gets there panties in a twist. The whole day just blows, cant get anything done because we are all trying to do everything...and in nice "visit" uniforms...arrgghhh what a waste of a day, but hey I left early to save payroll, glad to do my part!!!
Why dem bishes come out the fitting room with the clothes inside out on the fricken hanger ! Or Worse, all balled up then they wanna put the hangers on top, like they can balance on top of that shit !
Twice yesterday I was asked, "Do you work here?" When my obvious douche Walmart badge was right below my chin. Are these people morons? I'd love to say, "I wish I didn't!" but I have to be a niiiiiiiiice robot!
Hola Retail Hell Underground! Helpful Hint (duh dept.) I always tried to set up my "sick daze" with two or even three days of "not feeling well" or "this damn cold" or scratchy throat syndrome...let everybody know you are fighting to come to work! that's how much you care...until your body just breaks down and you "Can't make it in today" for a day or two. "They" gave us a "point" for calling in, but you wouldn't get another point until the fourth day, so if you time it with your regular days off, that's a nice little VayCay from Hell!! Also- Im going to release Retail Hell(New Work Week) as a single off my album HIghway later in the year and I'm gonna try and have ringtones ready to let your customers know exactly how you feel..."If you leave you name and number we can waste some more time.." Adios Hellions!
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