RetroFire
Illegitimi non carborundum

Female
37 years old
Des Moines, IOWA
United States



Last Login: 6/24/2009
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Generalcartoons, comics, painting, bikes, dogs, jeeps, muscle cars, rat rods, skateboards, lowbrow art, kustom kulture, spicy food, cute skulls, skateboards, writing, painting, drawing, photography, movies, thrift stores, road trips, grafitti, graphic design, tattoos, grafitti, exploring new places, listening to & finding new music + lotsa other stuff.
Musicold school punk rock, indie rock
Moviesburton, tarantino, rodriguez, zombie, trashy horror movie type stuff, old hot rod movies, and of course 1970s porn
Televisionadult swim
Booksbooks with pictures that I can color, other than that I'm more of a zine person
Heroeskung fu fighters and ballerinas

MySpaceTV Videos: The Evil Easter Bunny by Steve
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     RetroFire's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Hometown:Des Moines
Zodiac Sign:Capricorn
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Graphic Designer

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Publishing - Art - Illustrator
graphic designer/ web designer/ illustrator

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About me:

I live with a gang of half feral dogs & a 3/4 feral human, a geriatric green iguana, and a bunny named after a natural disaster. I rarely get out of bed before 11 am. I am an illustrator/web designer/graphic designer and I like to paint and draw. Look at some of my stuff below, if you like my style and need an illustrator or designer, talk to me!
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My website:
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What dog breed are you? I'm a Border Collie! Find out at Dogster.com I did the illustrations at the end of this quiz! Woo yeah!
Who I'd like to meet:
Pirates, Robots, and Talking Dogs

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Metro Arts





Apr 30 2009 3:27 PM

Metro Arts is now accepting applications for Two Rivers Expo, the November arts festival held at Hy-Vee Hall in downtown Des Moines. 150 artists will be accepted in 13 categories: 2D mixed media, 3D mixed media, ceramics, drawing, glass, fiber, jewelry, metal, painting, photography, printmaking, sculpture, and wood.

You can apply by visiting Zapplication.org, finding Metro Arts Two Rivers Expo under "Participating Shows" and creating a profile. The application fee is $35, and all applications must be received by May 15.

If you have any questions, contact Cat at 280 3222 or cat@metroarts.org.
ARX KAELI





Mar 30 2009 12:44 PM

Hello!


New album!
ARX KAELI - Black Lake.

released on France label MEKA.


Two limited editions:
wooden box special package - 10 copies.

black plexiglas box - 90 copies.
Metro Arts





Mar 17 2009 5:01 PM

Just wanted to let you know that the applications for Metro Arts Two Rivers Expo are now open. The event is held on November 7 & 8, and the app fee is $35. If you'd like to enter, head on over to Zapplication. org and find "Metro Arts Two Rivers Expo" under "Participating Shows".

You can also check out our MySpace blog for more information on the expo and the call for entries. Feel free to send me an email if you have any questions - cat at metroarts. org.
PUPAGANDA ™





Oct 27 2008 7:20 PM


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Feel Free to use this image on websites and forums!
{Queen Bee}





Sep 13 2008 5:42 AM

Oliver says the painting of him looks AWESOME! :)
Tainted Love





Sep 8 2008 7:24 AM

Thanks!
;p
xxx
Michele





Sep 8 2008 2:24 AM

WOOF Factory Dog Art





Aug 25 2008 8:58 PM

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Better Than A Dream Music Festival!





Jul 30 2008 3:05 AM

better than a drean final line up


Help us spread some love and light into the Heartland...leave a comment...tell your friends...show some love...see ya there:)

Check this link: http://profile. myspace. com/index. cfm?fuseaction=user. viewprofile&friendid=394921942

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the Poison Control Center





Jul 14 2008 12:37 AM

this is some great stuff!
Deepak





Jun 20 2008 7:38 PM

hey Steph!!! how u doing?? I couldnt see our Harassing stewart also these days??? Hope u r doing great.. Have a gr8 weekend!!!
blissful





Jun 20 2008 1:25 AM

Do you find it odd that OUR husbands totally cyber-date? hehehe I swere to god i rily can spel
blissful





Jun 20 2008 1:24 AM

Do you find it odd that are husbands totally cyber-date? hehehe
Bark Busters Home Dog Training





Jun 15 2008 11:08 PM

G'day Friend,
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Thanks for your support!
Cuddly Rigor Mortis





Jun 12 2008 1:35 PM

Ooooo...I love your illos! Especially the doggy paws :-)
Cuddly Rigor Mortis Woofman
Deepak





Jun 11 2008 3:00 PM


Hello guess who that is??? lol......
AnnabellesClothing.com





Jun 10 2008 11:48 PM

Harassing Stewart





Jun 9 2008 5:03 AM

What? Now why in the world would you think that I am joking? LOL. Do you really think that I would do such things to you? No, I can't be normal since Priya always says normal people scare her. :)That reminds me, want to over to my house for a get together this weekend? Maybe we can try some of the torture ideas then. Hahahahaaaa. I am only kidding. Do come if you can and bring Jason along.
Harassing Stewart





Jun 8 2008 9:34 PM

Hello precious! I am thinking Mysterious lady is pissed with you cause of me. What can you do? But I think this is how she should torture you or if she want I would love to do it myself:
10) Pull out your hair, strand by strand.
9) Pull out your fingernails and toenails one by one with a rusted pair of tweezers.
8) Rub your skin with sandpaper and then soak it in lemon juice.
7) Throw a bowling ball at your feet.
6) Throw some very sharp darts at your ass, the tips being coated with acid.
5) Lay you down in a bed of starving ants naked and covered in meat juice.
4) Hold you in place and keep your eyes open and poke at them with a needle.
3) Use a very sharp knife and slowly peel off each layer of your skin.
2) Cover you in blood and toss your ass into a shark infested water.
1) Tie your to a rope overhanging a tank of piranhas & slowly start cutting the rope.
Deepak





Jun 8 2008 5:29 AM

That s ok a peculiar nickname i ve got lol. You and stewart are from iowa that s slipknot s home right they are my fav band.
do they have concerts often in iowa
Deepak





Jun 8 2008 4:20 AM

Hi Steph thanks for the add. Am deepak and not deepfuck dont listen to Priya s words she s gonna be harassed soon by me and stewart.
Harassing Stewart





May 31 2008 8:47 PM

I want to apologize to you for my psychotic behavior. I feel bad now since our friendship is very special to me. Please feel free to give me some feedback on what I can do to make our stalking relationship better. I hope that you’ll at least consider it. Mwah!

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Harassing Stewart





May 30 2008 3:59 AM

I’m becoming very obsessed with you
aching for a taste of you
for you are alpha and omega
you are my earth, my oxygen
I see only by the light of your flame
I drink from you my thirst unquenched
can’t you see I long to master you
pretend you need me as a sailor needs the sea
I'm asking for your submission
not for your love
Mwah!
..Myspace Graphics
myspace graphics..
Harassing Stewart





May 26 2008 4:24 AM

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Sorry my precious, I am bit angry at you for not responding back. I have returned just for you. Here is a poem to show you my love:

"I'll put your picture on the shelf, right next to ashes of my dog, Elf.
I'll keep your eyeballs in a jar, so you can see me near and far.
I'll chain your feet to the bottom of the bed.
I'll use some leathers to restrain your head.
I'll put little cockroaches up your nose, and paint weird pictures on your toes.
I'll call your phone all night and day, and I'll follow you wherever you stray.
I'll pierce my nose, my brow, my lip: so you can see I'm very hip.
I'll put some organs in a stew and feed it spoon by spoon to you.
My love for you is special and true.
Be very wary when I start using glue.
A song I'll sing in such a high pitch: you'll throw yourself into a ditch.
All this I'll do so you can say, Stewart loves me!"
Mwah!
Harassing Stewart





May 25 2008 3:53 AM

Precious, I have been waiting for your response for almost 24 hours now. Has someone already killed you before me? Maybe they read the bulletin I posted earlier. Oops! Always remember that I love you from bottom of my heart, my precious babydoll. Btw, would you like me to get rid of your lovely husband, Jason? Anything for you sweetheart.
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